Bed Pans Here I Come !!!!

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  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    stickywicket wrote:
    lindalegs wrote:
    Is that solid bedpans or bedpans for solids we're talking about here Sticky

    Dunno, Legs. You play it, I'll hum it.

    Maybe it's something we can discuss at our next committee meeting? Put it on the agenda please secretary.
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hey Lynn in my case its payment in kind every 4 months :lol::lol: xx


    Hi Legs,

    Leaving you especially crafted hug bucket to take with you and 2 shiny galvanised buckets full f strength and positivity.... now these you could use as a bed pan... they're milk buckets but the hydrochloride should suffice :wink:

    Hang i there and it will soon be the day after and you will be all fixed and mended.

    Love

    Cris who is half asleep and having eye trouble and a disagreement with the spell checker cus I can't read what it surges ts so this could say anything :lol: xxx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ye gods. Knitted bedpans. Strewth. :shock:
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lindalegs wrote:
    stickywicket wrote:
    lindalegs wrote:
    Is that solid bedpans or bedpans for solids we're talking about here Sticky

    Dunno, Legs. You play it, I'll hum it.

    Maybe it's something we can discuss at our next committee meeting? Put it on the agenda please secretary.

    You do remember that our committee meetings will be held in the pub? As this is a delicate matter, maybe we should do the drinking first and hold the committee meeting later.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    skezier wrote:
    Leaving you especially crafted hug bucket to take with you and 2 shiny galvanised buckets full f strength and positivity.... now these you could use as a bed pan... they're milk buckets but the hydrochloride should suffice :

    Milk buckets??? Skezier, deep respect for your athleticism. It's all I can manage after a TKR to raise myself the usual requisite 2"-3". Your back must be in a much better state than you're letting on.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Sticky,

    Oh I wish it was...... I don't milk any more but my way of life is one of the reasons I am not down for a thr cus of the amount of bending I do its better I keep the useless ones :wink: xx
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lindalegs wrote:
    tkachev wrote:
    Linda i remember having to use a bedpan when my daughter was born in 84.I coudn't believe they wouldn't let me walk to the loo(they kept me in 10 days too)!. It was surprisingly easy and comfortable and do-able lying back.

    When I had my THR I asked for a bag. That way no accidents....except when transferring me to another hospital they ran it over in my wheelchair!
    (True story).

    Elizabeth


    Not an air bag then??? :wink:

    I don't remember any problems with the bed pans either Elizabeth and when a girl's gotta go well she's gotta go :lol:


    Luckily the bag didn't split. I was being wheeled near the restaurant at the time!

    E x
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    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
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    Define yourself........

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