Whatever happend to Mary Poppins?

NinaKKang

The story of Mary Poppins as a nanny is well known. Less well-known is her subsequent tale....

She traveled to Hollywood, where she opened a shop on Sunset Boulevard as a fortune-teller. Of course we already know she has supernatural powers, so it's no surprise that she was quite skilled in fortune-telling, and her reputation grew rapidly.

She continued to tell fortunes, and found that in particular, she always received a very strong premonition whenever someone was about to have an onset of bad breath. Her predictions of this turned out to be accurate 100% of the time. In order to publicise her success at this, she had a large sign placed above her door, which read:



Wait for it






You'll love this






Honestly, it's great





"Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis"

Nxx

tjt6768

:shock: :shock: :roll: :roll:

frogmorton

DOHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Slapped forehead there Nina

which one of the kids told you that one?

NinaKKang

Um, Toni - I was sent it by a friend My kids groaned when they heard it too but I just love jokes which are plays on words!

Nxx

queenfan

Just read this Nina Thank you so much for making me Laugh
Sue xx

prefabkid47

NinaKKang wrote:

The story of Mary Poppins as a nanny is well known. Less well-known is her subsequent tale....

She traveled to Hollywood, where she opened a shop on Sunset Boulevard as a fortune-teller. Of course we already know she has supernatural powers, so it's no surprise that she was quite skilled in fortune-telling, and her reputation grew rapidly.

She continued to tell fortunes, and found that in particular, she always received a very strong premonition whenever someone was about to have an onset of bad breath. Her predictions of this turned out to be accurate 100% of the time. In order to publicise her success at this, she had a large sign placed above her door, which read:


















Wait for it






You'll love this






Honestly, it's great





"Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis"

Nxx

I can remember a book written by Willie Rushton called 'Super Pig (1976).In it he gives a long spiel the outcome being the chap had written a shopping list viz.
Soup
A cauli
Fridge
Elastic
Eggs
Peas
Halitosis

Must see if still available,great read.......................

NinaKKang

Brilliant! LOL

Nxx