Caravan life

valval

mellman01 wrote:

Oh typical threaten to use violence typical pikey ploy, it's either that or your using the kids as an excuse to camp thieve fly tip and generally feck all the locals off, why is it people support this lot anyway?, anyone who's had the misfurtune of having a caravan born crime wave turn up in their village will tell you what their like,just look at the sites and s**t they leave around the place, all their vans are run on pink farm derv and have no tax or MOT, they pay no tax yet get all the benifits of what we've all paid for.
Bugger me spleen burst!.

**** your spleen get in here and sort this washing up val

mellman01

Now how odd am I Val?, I really love to do washing up!?, also I love polishing shoes can do em all day same goes for washing up, give me a couple or more pairs of shoes to polish or a sink full of washing up some detergent and a scrubbing brush, ( it's got to be a brush I hate bloody cloths messy things) and I am in hog heaven!.
Oh by the way my mum love iorning!.

valval

mellman01 wrote:

Now how odd am I Val?, I really love to do washing up!?, also I love polishing shoes can do em all day same goes for washing up, give me a couple or more pairs of shoes to polish or a sink full of washing up some detergent and a scrubbing brush, ( it's got to be a brush I hate bloody cloths messy things) and I am in hog heaven!.
Oh by the way my mum love iorning!.

my mum loves ironing i use brush washing up as well

tkachev

I'll be at Church Tony with my Sunday best, scraped back hair, big hooped earrings and a belly show. Got to look good for him upstairs(the guy on the roof that is).

Elizabeth

mellman01

tkachev wrote:

I'll be at Church Tony with my Sunday best, scraped back hair, big hooped earrings and a belly show. Got to look good for him upstairs(the guy on the roof that is).

Elizabeth

Are you serious!!??? :shock:

tkachev

Mell, Tony wants us to make an effort when the roof gets stripped!

Elizabeth

barbara12

well Tony how did I miss this....right Im here with my scabby dog...and mi 10 kids...with the gift of the gab...take a penny out yu pocket without you knowing it....Tony we only have till Monday....I have my handcuff at the ready.....

tjt6768

hi barbara...
Glad that you could join in... Welcome to the skeggy branch of the ac pikey family...

The more the merrier.. And a pick pocket too? Excellent

tkachev

Tony you missed me! how can you miss me in me meringue skirt!

Elizabeth

tjt6768

:shock:
I'm so sorry Elizabeth... I thought that you were a vision in that gaudy, I mean,.wonderful and not at all horrible outfit... I thought the big man himself had sent you..
Lol
Now, did you bring ya sharabang?
There are not nearly enough criminals, I mean innocent and lovely people here to cause local disruptions.. It takes quite a few if us to strip a church roof you know

tkachev wrote:

Tony you missed me! how can you miss me in me meringue skirt!

Elizabeth

julie47

a bit late but i can't read maps,

and the satnav still has the wires dangling from the car we borrowed it from.

Right , where do we park????

Juliepf x

tjt6768

there are some lovely formal gardens here on this bit of land that we have decided to invade, drive straight over it and park right near us lot Julie.. I'm sure I can flog that say nav for you

barbara12

julie47 wrote:

a bit late but i can't read maps,

and the satnav still has the wires dangling from the car we borrowed it from.

Right , where do we park????

Juliepf x

ooh Julie I love it... I think we would all make good ***sies

valval

sorry do not do the no wash so am going in the sea in my clothes every day so i am clean from in out lol bit damp though val

julie47

Nice spot here tony thanks

Rich blow that hot tub up



Val, no need to go in sea water, you can use the tub or if you prefer
Rich fixed up a shower in the cubical over there



Barbara love this freedom

Tony the money from the sat nav will buy enough food for a party, get your apronn on and get cooking

valval

julie47 wrote:

Nice spot here tony thanks

Rich blow that hot tub up



Val, no need to go in sea water, you can use the tub or if you prefer
Rich fixed up a shower in the cubical over there



Barbara love this freedom


nice warm shower thanks party you said the magic words tony is it ready yet i got some cider if you do not ask where it came from you can have couple of barrels val
Tony the money from the sat nav will buy enough food for a party, get your apronn on and get cooking

julie47

val just turn it the other way and then it will be warm.

cider val.....my favourite....cheers

tjt6768

well then. If there is knock off booze then it is a party. I've stolen, I mean, acquired a steel drum, I'll cut it in half, make a couple of bbq's out of it. There are some cows in the field at the other end of the site... My cousin Paddy 'knives' McButcher will sort the rest out
And as red meat sets my ibs off I've also acquired some chickens and swans but don't tell the Queen..
:green Party time :green

joanlawson

Here's a photo of Tony McRipple Bones. Wow, what a physique :!:



Click on the picture to make it bigger........... Yes ladies, you know you want to

dreamdaisy

If ever we needed a lust emoticon it's now.

tjt6768

:shock: :shock:

valval

joan what are you like you know he loads better than that .
where the beef ribs are they ready yet????

tjt6768

well it is a sad day folks.... My pikey days are over, we are heading home.. Out was wonderful and tax free while it lasted, sticking it to your man..
I will miss the simple pleasures of knocking another man out with mi bare fists, climbing church roofs, stealing cows, stealing skeggy's lights, stealing skeggy's cables from the train station, stealing full stop....
I will be going back to a life of paying bills, not half inching stuff, and not fighting like a teenager.....

It pains me dear friends, but the ac pikey camp is being demolished..
Bring forth the hippy, smelly demonstrators and the leftie liberal weirdos....

Goodbye cruel world.. I will see you back at home :roll:

julie47

awwwww the party is over.

have a good journey home tony.

Juliepf x

angie1973

Twas nice while it lasted. Still, there is always the next time, the next park, the next field, the next party.......

Good journey......