Caravan life

barbara12

Oh know not the end.....im still handcuffed to this railing...hellooo anyone there.. :???:

tjt6768

I've left plenty of rubbish for the local council to clean up, all thanks to the tax posting public. Also the eighteen steel drums of toxic waste that I dumped there, got a good wage for disposing of that.

Can someone take the bolt cutters back down to skeggy and let poor barbara go? I've just got back to Leeds and I'm running low on red diesel..

Sorry barbara luv, dint mean to leave one of our own behind :shock: :oops:

valval

hi barbera here you go shall we get some fish and chips before setting off home wonder if there will still be a train running home at this time of night might have to sleep under Pier val

tjt6768

I'm sorry Val, Barbara, no trains running in skeggy.. SOMEONE stole the overhead cables and half the train track and scrapped it in for quite a fair price so I've heard..
:shock:

A night under the stars will be lovely for you girls :???:
I'll send the paddy wagon for you in the morning

valval

thanks tony good job some one forgot to secure there wi fi or would not have got on line again under this pier it bit wet and cold but well never mind sure one of gang will fetch us tomorrow val

barbara12

Val it is cold here....dont know why they have all left ...we have a reprieve..lets go and pick some heather....the holiday makers will be here soon...

tjt6768

morning Barbara, I musty apologise again for leaving you two behind..
You are right though, the weather will be good this week, plenty of mugs, I mean lovely people to rip off, I mean, sell valuable bits of tat to.

As head of the Skeggy branch of AC pikey family I'll be owed fifteen percent of what you make.
Cash only please

barbara12

come on lovely ladys get yu lucky heather...get yu lucky heather now....miserable bloody lot here...come on Val...lets see if we can hitch a lift to Blackpool with shamless...mean shamus.....see if we can rip them...mean sell them some there..

valval

barbara12 wrote:

come on lovely ladys get yu lucky heather...get yu lucky heather now....miserable bloody lot here...come on Val...lets see if we can hitch a lift to Blackpool with shamless...mean shamus.....see if we can rip them...mean sell them some there..

great idea and can get kiss me quick hat while there **** tonys 15% he left us to it tut tut tut head of family who he kidding if we had not tied that blokes shoe lasses together he would never have won that fight and then he shoves off and leaves us here

tjt6768

It's a good job I can't read Val :???: :shock:

barbara12

shamus said we can hitch a lift....get yu heather Val we are off to Blackpool...we should sell plenty to the queue for the big one....lots of mugs there...for tea I mean ....

Ilovemystaffie

It`s great to see so many non pc people say it how it is,but with humour lol

barbara12

Ilovemystaffie come and join us more the merrier...catch the punters from 3 sides...but ignore Tonys plea for a percentage...what we make will pay to go in the tower...well only just..

valval

if we go up the tower should i put my knickers on as it got glass floor now would be so embarrassed they nearly dry now did not have spare pair so washed them :oops:

tjt6768

Word 'round the campfire is that you girls are trying to get out of bumping up what is owed..... :roll:
There will be...... Punishment

valval

we have saved you 15% well the wet fish we took in exchange for heather but the money we won on the slot machines is all ours

tjt6768

I suppose it's better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper :shock:
Deal.. Lol

valval wrote:

we have saved you 15% well the wet fish we took in exchange for heather but the money we won on the slot machines is all ours

tjt6768

I'll sell them to the next spammer that comes our way

valval

tjt6768 wrote:

I'll sell them to the next spammer that comes our way

make a change from spam for them lol