The STD Dictionary.

dreamdaisy

C'mon tjt, of course you're with it - copulate? Scowl? As for you, young numpty, you'm norty.

Impose - a llife study of an imp.

mig

Lycrology study of men in lycra

Sorry it had to be done. Mig

villier

DD do you realise what you have started, head has been buzzing all day with words, if I can't sleep tonight I will know who to blame lol.


Layout - lying horizontally

Legitimate - friends making a quick get away

tjt6768

December - the art of eradicating embers
Justice - the thing that goes with whiskey
Principle - King Iple's Son
Legend - A foot


I'll get there in the end lol... Just a few sporadic visits dear friends, I miss the lot of ya and I'll return in full soon...

dreamdaisy

Principle? Ye gods man, that's a different can of Clue worms.

I know what you mean, Villier, my head too. It's a shame (to me) that most of 'em don't work. DD

tjt6768

I'm doing mi best wummun lol

Gladiator - Happy cannibal

tjt6768

Testicular - A cricket playing vampire with hiccups :?
Dredge - A GP at breaking point
Serpentine - What snakes use to clean their paint brushes

joanlawson

Oooh, I've been off-line for a couple of days and missed all the fun :!:

Tony, it's good to see you back on form

Here's my contribution to the thread:

Antelope: to run off with your mother's sister.

Assassination: an arrangement to meet a donkey.

Defence: something to sit on for people who can't make up their minds.

Gastronome: small person prone to excess wind.

Menopause: break in conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.

Papier mache : Father's had an accident.

Snuff box : slang term for a coffin.

Propaganda: a wooden support for one-legged male geese.

Joan

tjt6768

thanks Joan

Carnival - Val the gypsy
Gash - What Connery runs his oven on
Monocle -.A single assasination
Lavender - A french shop keeper
Pamphlet - A baby pamph
Allergy - Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego innit
Geriatric - A tri-scoring nazi
Podiatrist - A shrink for baby peas

tjt6768

Crimean War - The stolen jumper Mr Botham had on
Nautical -.A very small naut
Prosthesis - Paper written about ladies of the night
Destination - A country full of desti's
Cobbler - A baker of small loaves
Flippant - A gymnastic insect
Tourettes - Small tours
Mistake - Regretful vegetarian
Cordial - Phoning the sex lines :shock:
Dormant - Insect bouncer

tjt6768

Consequence - The running order of a heist
Chronicle - Poorly old wummun
Germanic - Drunken Nazi
Femur - A female mur

Oh DD, look what you've done, you've set me off on one now :roll:

Thank you for bringing a smile back

stickywicket

supplant - herbal tea

cabbage - the time it takes a taxi to arrive

carrot - scrapyard

briquette - female brick

distress - to poke fun at a curl

equip - an electronic wisecrack

hindsight - please walk ahead

craniotomy - extraction of a hoist

bedsock - divan cover

Numptydumpty

Royalty - what the queen drinks

Champagne - pretending it hurts

Shampoo - a novelty turd

Shambolic - a kind of prosthesis

Custody - a bit like custard

dreamdaisy

Ye gods - what have we unleased? :shock:

Imposter - found on teenage imps' walls.

Campanology - the study of Julian and Sandy scripts.

tillytop

Not sure what we have unleased DD but tis fun I reckon

Oxymoron - stupid cow

Tile - article used by members of the royal family to dry themselves after a bath

tjt6768

Currier - Take away delivery driver
Chunk - Chinese heart throb

stickywicket

xenophobia - fear of Buddism

cartridge - the track left by earlier methods of transport

artichoke - failure to swallow a Rembrandt

we deliver - we extract internal organs

maximum - large economy sized parent

coconut - hooked on cocodamol

reply - the salesman is economical with the truth

economy - the study of green gnomes

astronomy - the study of gnomes in space

airing cupboard - your wig's in the closet

closet - put t' wood in th' oil (Yorks.)

claustrophobia - fear of Santa

dreamdaisy

After maximum comes minimum - mum after a diet. DD

applerose

ticket - baby tick
kitchen - decorative fowl
cooking - Scottish bull
notifications - protest against fications

LignumVitae

Lachrymose - showing no sign of regret

dreamdaisy

Oh LV - that's stonking! DD

tjt6768

pheromones - noises coming from a phero's bedroom :shock:
Vagabond - A homeless Daniel Craig
Flamboyant - A floating flame

stickywicket

Thank you everyone. My favourites so far:

DD's bushwhacker, Tilly's Tom-Tom, tjt's meteor, Numpty's arsenal. villier's dramatic, Joan's paipir mache, applerose's kitchen and LV's lachrymose.

A couple more:

donkey - entry device for the prof's apartment

combination - the sexual activity of refuse containers

dreamdaisy

Hmmmmm, that leads me to . . . .

copulation - how to make more police. DD

joanlawson

Stalemate- A leading cause of divorce.

Carnation- Country where each citizen owns an automobile.

Heroes- What a guy in a boat does.

Paradox- Two physicians.

Polygon- A dead parrot.

Selfish- What the owner of a seafood store does.

Cauterize- Made eye contact with her.

Morbid- A higher offer than I bid.

Urine- Opposite of you're out.