The STD Dictionary.

stickywicket

Especially 'paradox'.

politics - the parrot is booby-trapped

pumpkin - a baby pump

appointment - unguent for mobile phone software

nursery - where nurses live

public - a swift half

ideology - the study of passports, driving licences and utility bills

tjt6768

Mentalist - a piece of paper with the following names on it: Tony, Mellman, Del & Rehab
Aloof - One loof
Charisma - To give mum a piggy back

tjt6768

Pillow case - The number one pillock :shock:

tjt6768

Drought - Out of hours surgery
Stirrup - What Northerners do with trouble

applerose

So you consider yourself to be a northerner then Tony?

avoidable - what a matador does
pharmacist - someone who helps herd the cows, shear the sheep and feed the chickens.
maritme - wedding day
Prophet - what a greedy religious organization ultimately desires (as opposed atheism, a non-prophet organization).
phony - to do with telephones
hamlet - a baby pig

tjt6768

I'm a Northerner to some lol..

Cryptic - A disabled flea :?
Trench -What Northern plumbers use
Inflammatory - Burning a conservative :shock:
Kipper - Sleeping fish
Doughnut - Someone addicted to bread

tjt6768

Jocular - Small, horse riding vampire
Jugular - Large breasted vampire :shock:
Standard - A small blue tablet :shock: :?

applerose

Tony, they gave me a laugh before work. Thank you.

dreamdaisy

Isolate - Sorry, terrible traffic



Meanwhile Cate has been a very busy girl.

abdicate - exercises for her abs

indicate - She's gone to America for car racing

replicate - Cate has a twin

pontificate - Cate for pope!

dedicate - she's passed over

stickywicket

Well, 'isolate', 'dedicate' and 'cryptic' have set me up for the day. Must start thinking again.

dreamdaisy

predicate - obvious, innit? DD

tjt6768

Countdown - Miserable Vampire
Thoughtful - Ample soldiers

tjt6768

building - William Bell (for fans of the show Fringe )
Cornucopia - Where the kernels fare well
Parish - A romantic city for Mr Connery

applerose

diode - 2 long poems
goad - past tense of go
barium - what doctors say when their patients die
urine - when you're not out

Loulou11

These are all brilliant you should put the all together and get publish and an alternative dictionary. As an arsenal supporter that one was great Kiel going my brains like mush tonight.

villier

Loving this DD giving me a laugh

contour - an outing led by a criminal

converse - a criminal poet

cookie - a culinary example

cordon - a "fellow" pleasing to the eye

applerose

lamp - French lady member of Parliament.
node - past tense of know
testicle - a short quiz.

stickywicket

Appendectomy – surgical removal of a writing implement

Hysterectomy – surgical removal of past events

Vasectomy – surgical removal of flower containers

Mastectomy – surgical removal of a ship’s sails

Polypectomy – surgical removal of parrots

Synovectomy – the scar left from any ‘ectomy’

dreamdaisy

Abundance - a hoe-down for pastries. DD

tjt6768

Mammogram - When your mum knocks at your door singing Happy Birthday!
An anagram - When your mum brings her mum with her...

stickywicket

Gastroscopy - the examination, by camera, of fizzy drinks

Bronchoscopy – the examination, by camera, of a wild horse

Endoscopy - the examination, by camera, of a bottom

Radioscopy - the examination, by camera, of wireless sets

Rhinoscopy - the examination, by camera, of rhinos

Tracheoscopy - the examination, by camera, of sportswear

dreamdaisy

This doesn't quite fit the bill but whilst on the 'phone with a friend I've just (inadvertently) created a new word.

monopulate - define it as you will. I muddled manipulate and monopolise.

And an old favourite of mine - moofy, which was a mixture of moody and fed up.

DD

Numptydumpty

DD thank you so much for "Moofy". I've been trying to think of a word to describe how I feel for a while now. This fits the bill perfectly

stickywicket

dreamdaisy wrote:

monopulate - define it as you will.

I don't think I dare :shock: I'm pretty sure I couldn't manage it, though