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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    with honey of course by
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    the person that found it
    Love
    Barbara
  • Colin1
    Colin1 NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    laying in the road dead
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,454
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    breathing life into it's snout
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    until it sneezed violently and
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    came back to life ahhhh :roll:
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    that's better feel like a
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    packet of crisps, but first
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    of all the important thing
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I need a haddock smoothy
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,454
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    he downed it in one
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    followed by a pint of....
  • Mariefrance
    Mariefrance NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 4
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    ....beer with a head on...
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,454
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    some ready salted crisps and
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    and then felt so sick...(not the beer but the haddock smoothy)..
    Love
    Barbara
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    .....smiling, he eat a bag.......
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,454
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    of stomach calming blackcurrant rennies
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    and washed them down with
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    a pint of black velvet
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,454
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    breathed out wiping his mouth
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    with an oily rag and
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    then went up in flames
    Love
    Barbara
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,454
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    he'd fipped his zippo open
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    but the breeze was to
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    zip it shut again so
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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