FIVE word story

stickywicket

with honey of course by

barbara12

the person that found it

Colin1

laying in the road dead

frogmorton

breathing life into it's snout

stickywicket

until it sneezed violently and

numptynora

came back to life ahhhh :roll:

mig

that's better feel like a

Numptydumpty

packet of crisps, but first

stickywicket

of all the important thing

mellman01

I need a haddock smoothy

frogmorton

he downed it in one

Airwave!

followed by a pint of....

Mariefrance

....beer with a head on...

frogmorton

some ready salted crisps and

barbara12

and then felt so sick...(not the beer but the haddock smoothy)..

Airwave!

.....smiling, he eat a bag.......

frogmorton

of stomach calming blackcurrant rennies

stickywicket

and washed them down with

villier

a pint of black velvet

frogmorton

breathed out wiping his mouth

stickywicket

with an oily rag and

barbara12

then went up in flames

frogmorton

he'd fipped his zippo open

barbara12

but the breeze was to

stickywicket

zip it shut again so