FIVE word story

stickywicket · 20. Dec 2013, 05:17

daffodil placed strategically and carefully

frogmorton · 20. Dec 2013, 13:30

between the paving slabs in

mellman01 · 20. Dec 2013, 14:58

Cheese factory's loading bay!.

frogmorton · 21. Dec 2013, 03:17

the smell could be nauseating

stickywicket · 21. Dec 2013, 06:58

because the loading bay operator

Sharon2960 · 21. Dec 2013, 10:52

Left his shoes at home

mellman01 · 21. Dec 2013, 12:41

and also his underpants :areindeer:

barbara12 · 21. Dec 2013, 14:00

Then burned his netheregions on

frogmorton · 21. Dec 2013, 15:38

the oil filled radiator he

Numptydumpty · 21. Dec 2013, 19:23

felt compelled to straddle. Then

frogmorton · 22. Dec 2013, 03:58

the door-bell rang so he

Airwave! · 22. Dec 2013, 15:33

leapt naked, holding his accessories........ :xmas_mrgreen: :xmas_mrgreen:

frogmorton · 23. Dec 2013, 03:07

3 French hens, Two Turtle

Airwave! · 23. Dec 2013, 08:18

and a part cooked turrrrrkey........

Merry wotsits! :presents1:

Sharon2960 · 27. Dec 2013, 14:28

He shouted, for all to hear:

Airwave! · 27. Dec 2013, 16:20

Turkey, mince pies, all GONE! :xmas_mrgreen: :xmas_mrgreen: :xmas_mrgreen:

frogmorton · 28. Dec 2013, 04:10

so ate some soup instead :xmas_redface:

barbara12 · 30. Dec 2013, 09:58

with crusty bread and lashings

frogmorton · 30. Dec 2013, 12:58

and lashings of ginger beer :xmas_cheesygrin:

Numptydumpty · 31. Dec 2013, 04:34

When suddenly, a strange rumbling

frogmorton · 1. Jan 2014, 03:53

came crescendo-ing up from his

Numptydumpty · 1. Jan 2014, 05:40

past, bringing back feelings he

stickywicket · 4. Jan 2014, 07:08

felt he hadn't felt for

Numptydumpty · 6. Jan 2014, 04:37

anyone since his faithful tortoise

stickywicket · 6. Jan 2014, 10:22

had decided to hibernate on

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