FIVE word story

stickywicket · 21. Sep 2013, 11:00

OK let's try this. Same rules as Three Word Story...only it's five words

Obviously :roll: I'll start you off.

Ermyntrude was mooching moodily about

Numptydumpty · 21. Sep 2013, 11:09

the dance floor, hoping to

villier · 21. Sep 2013, 11:27

catch the eye of Cecil

mig · 21. Sep 2013, 12:06

The big strapping black bull

dreamdaisy · 21. Sep 2013, 13:22

of a rugby league player . . .

frogmorton · 21. Sep 2013, 14:38

ball held aloft while his

mig · 21. Sep 2013, 14:46

while his tight Lycra pants

villier · 21. Sep 2013, 14:49

(

)

barbara12 · 21. Sep 2013, 14:50

Were hung on the line

Boomer13 · 21. Sep 2013, 16:30

while he ran next door

Numptydumpty · 21. Sep 2013, 16:52

accidentally exposing his extremely small

Boomer13 · 21. Sep 2013, 22:28

buttocks, which were out of

barbara12 · 22. Sep 2013, 05:18

the water looking like they

Numptydumpty · 22. Sep 2013, 10:13

always did, shrivelled, spotty and

Boomer13 · 22. Sep 2013, 11:21

somewhat dangly, a scar where

frogmorton · 22. Sep 2013, 15:39

he fell off his bike

Airwave! · 22. Sep 2013, 15:46

as the husbands gun shot.......

Boomer13 · 22. Sep 2013, 20:07

struck mid-cheek and went through

barbara12 · 23. Sep 2013, 06:05

the window behind him and

ichabod6 · 23. Sep 2013, 10:41

"Bugger me, t'window's broke."

dreamdaisy · 23. Sep 2013, 10:51

. . . meanwhile Ermyntrude was happily chewing

Boomer13 · 23. Sep 2013, 13:10

tobacco while reading the latest

mig · 23. Sep 2013, 13:29

Beef cake boys in Lycra

Boomer13 · 23. Sep 2013, 13:33

Boomer13 · 23. Sep 2013, 13:37

the racket didn't disrupt her

barbara12 · 23. Sep 2013, 14:10

she just smiled at him

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