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  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    , nary a spoonful was spilt.............
  • Sharon2960
    Sharon2960 Member Posts: 329
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    All over the beautiful axminster
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    knickers Ariadne wore for safety
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    the dastardly Tarquin Postlethwaite- Lardasse
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    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    approached Ariadne, Hoover in hand
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    eyes, fixed on her Axminster
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    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    he switched to turbo-power and
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    a cloud of moths flew
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    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    out from her underlay, she
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
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    fainted upon the bed then
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    coyly asked if his nozzle
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    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    was expandable, because she needed
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    one for her extra long
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    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    crevice, which was clogged up
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    with clogs and other footwear
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    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,487
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    time for the charity shop!
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    As it happened, there were
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    Steven Wright
  • Megrose489
    Megrose489 Member Posts: 776
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    many extra appliances with the
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
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    with just the right dials
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    Barbara
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,487
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    including a large red button
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    s small, blue knob and
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    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    a most annoying habit of
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    inserting two of his digits
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    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    right down the crevice tool
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,719
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    in the garden shed where
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
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