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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    wanted to marry anymore so
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    put all the names in
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    alphabetical order, then starting with
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    'Q' he worked out exactly
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    whether they should be 'shaken' not 'stirred'
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and shook Great Uncle Aloysius
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Until he threw up over
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the maid. so she quickly
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    legged it to the shower
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    of cherry and apple blossom
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    scented shower gel which contained
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the secret of life, which
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    is only accessible via post-mortem
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rooms that smell of antiseptic
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    boiled cabbage and fried ants...........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    serVed in a bechamel sauce
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    from a packet. Flatulence ensued
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    excessively pungently as bechamel is
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    excellent farting fodder. Striking a
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    match it suddenly ignited in
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    one of his pockets causing
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    acute trouser imbalance, and unpredictable
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    activity in the general area
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    of essential maintenance
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    thus necessitating an unscheduled, impromptu
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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