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  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    already damaged upper and lower
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    zip of his red handbag.......
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    which he always carried when........
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trying to remain utterly calm
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    but eeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk what was that?????????
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    around the corner was coming
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    an army of weasels, all
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and sundry were shocked to
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    see the staff of nearby
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    MackieD's standing outside waving their............
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    weasel-repellant beefburgers topped with a
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    relish, wurzel was beaming and ............
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    wondering what on earth all
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    these lizards were doing, wearing
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    frilly leotards and trying to
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    find their loose change to...........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    buy some lizard lollies for
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the newts who were thirsty.........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    as fishes and trying hard
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    to move to better accomodation
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    but, alas, the Newt Council
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Gave the pond SSI status...........
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    but couldn't write or speak.......
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Newtish so they had to
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • ScottiePam
    ScottiePam Member Posts: 32
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Seek out an interpreter, sharpish.....

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