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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
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    flapped around his large cage
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    while working out mathematical theories
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    in an attempt to escape
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
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    away to much warmer climates m0150
    Love
    Barbara
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    Sahara or Kent, Spain or.......?
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    Greenland, maybe Saturn's outer reaches
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    Sebastian particularly liked Saturn's outer
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    Or the inner. Next thought......?
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,453
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    but decided on Skegness because
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    It was nearer and, besides,
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    He liked fish and chips......
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    with chocolate custard and a
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    Whiff of vinigar, drunk with
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,453
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    love for he had finally
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    found a shapely vinigar lover......'
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
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    whose shapely appendages were like .......
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    vinegar bottles and he loved

    (Oooh er, mig :? :lol: )
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    oh, how he loved acidity......
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    especially in acid drop spangles

    (Remember them, Airwave? Wonderful :D )
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    and pear drops, American hard


    (whats happened to our sweeties? Blackjacks, Sherbet dips, cough candy, humbugs to name a few)
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    men are harder than average
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    Average 6.5 on the scale.........
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    of one to ten. So
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
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    he wouldn't worry about seagulls

    (sorry to butt in)
    kitten.jpg

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    not even hard men seagulls
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
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