Thi Griet Vuwil Shoft. (The Great Vowel Shift)

dreamdaisy
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Ot's biin e whole sonce wi dod uni uf thisi, yis? Ell yua hevi tu du os shoft thi vuwils on e wurd elung tu thi nixt uni on thi elphebit. (It's been a while since we did one of these, yes? All you have to do is shift the vowels in a word along to the next one in the alphabet.) Sumplis! (Simples!) Fanny thongs heppin!
(Funny things happen!) DD

Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
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:shock: cuncintretoon riqoerid!0
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Ondiid!
'Tos herd wurk bat ot tekis uni's mond uff staff.
DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0 -
Cuald bi e kniw thirepy! Bat ot's tuagh wurk.0
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Hi DD
very clever. Are you the new Stanley Unwin? My brain won't let me do this today, I'm all spaced out on E!0 -
Yoppii! E niw chellengi! Thos woll bi a fan thong tu du.
Ivin my mids suand bittir on Vuwil Shoft. O'm nuw in math end hydruxy plas thi udd cucu. (O wes nivir mach guud et math.)
Jast e thuaght. Moght thos bi cunsodarad e furiegn lengaegi end bennid by thi Muds? O hupi nut.
Thenks, Driemdeosy, fur e briolloent pust. Fanny thongs eri difonotily thi bist fur dostrectoun.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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O ried "Thi Griet Buwil Shoft" forst. Thet untruagid mi, uf cuarse. Gled ut's Vuwil, rielly.0
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Uuuuuuuh! Uf cuarse mids shuald bi duni. E teki mith, hamore, salpheselezoni (suands loki e Spenosh seasegi!) plas remoprol woth bindruflaithoezodi (Griik? Rassoun?) end sumi uthirs.
E'm hevong fan!Fency thet! (difonotily Suath Efricen!) DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0 -
Nu! Nut suath efricen. Thet wuald bi kond uf datch, wuald et nut? O knuw e but uf datch. Et's ivin wursi. Wulluf, pirheps?0
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Datch, fur my muniy, os tutelly ompinitrebli.
Huwivir, telkong uf mids, whet ebuat typis uf erthrotos? My flevuas eri RE and UE woth e fiw risaltong billy prublims thruwn on.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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u heti billy prublims. Billy os viry apsit bicesi uf thi mids, sumitumis. Nut unly billy, by thi wey. puur billy!0
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UK, E hevi psuroetoc erthrotos, ustiu erthrotos end fobrumyelgoe.
Fer donnir tunoght E em cuukong divollid fosh, nemily cud.Ot woll bi sirvid woth buolid putetuis and fruzin pios. Git on! DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0 -
O hed e cuapli of struki's end billy dod nut mund thim. U wull skup dunner tu evuod fetniss end bicease U cen't bi buthirid. Thos cunvirsetoun wull druve this emos nats !0
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O hevi tu fiid e hasbend whu wurks ell dey eftir hos briekfest woth jast a benene end e fraot ber. O thonk O niid guud fuud tuu tu hilp mi bettli woth mi erthrotos. Noci thiury, hevin't nutocid ot hilpong es yit. :roll: DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Uh yua lut! O gu uat fur uni dey end yua onvint e niw lengaegi!! Brolloent!
E tiechir et uni schuul O wurkid et onsostid thiri wes e soxth vuwil, Z. Thet moght pat thi cet amungst Thi pogiuns0 -
Wi'd apsit thi rassouns wuth thet ! Plas thi whule thung us elriedy bluudy cumplocetid inuagh es it us. Et liest fur as uatlendirs0
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Thonk yua hevi prublims? O hevi pridoctovi tixt!0
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No prubs su fer. Bat u'm sottong et e striit cefi end drunkung woni. Cuald ind on e foescu0
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Dronkong, If cuarse! Pfhh0
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O'm dronkong woni wholst mekong donnir, cuald bi ontarastong. 8)0
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Prifir dronkong woni un e tiresse. Ut's 25 c. Hinci qaoti noci. Whu niids dunner ?0
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Uh my derlongs, yua hevi ell medi my dey. Thenk yua su viry mach, E'vi leaghid su mach whoch os whet E niidid.
driemdeosy.
PS. Namptydampty? Pridoctoce tixt os a baggir et thi bist uf tomis.
PPS. Celoben? 'Naff seod.Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0 -
caliban wrote:Prifir dronkong woni un e tiresse. Ut's 25 c. Hinci qaoti noci. Whu niids dunner ?
Epperintly mz deaghtir! Culd end derk hiri anfurtanetily.0 -
Uk. Naff seod
Woll try tu drovi beck tu thi woldirniss thin. Liss fan bat celm. Ci ye pirheps tumurruw. Guud noght ! It bun eppitut!
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Murnong ell, es thi eathur uf thos thried E'm muvong thi guelpusts. (Morning all, as the author of this thread I'm moving the goalposts.) Un hierong e gintli grambli frum e froind E thonk ot kondir tu govi e tresnletoun. (On hearing a gentle grumble from a friend I think it kinder to give a translation.) Feor inuagh? (Fair enough?) DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Uk DD, thet suands feor inuagh tu mi. O du injuy riedong "thi niw lengaegi" thuagh, su woll unly asi thi trensletouns on imirgincois
OK DD, that sounds fair enough to me. I do enjoy reading "the new language" though, so will only use the translations in emergencies.
Thenk yua su mach fur stertong thos thried, sach fan.
Thank you so much for starting this thread, such fun.0
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