Thi Griet Vuwil Shoft. (The Great Vowel Shift)

dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 3. Nov 2013, 10:47 in Community Chit-chat archive
Ot's biin e whole sonce wi dod uni uf thisi, yis? Ell yua hevi tu du os shoft thi vuwils on e wurd elung tu thi nixt uni on thi elphebit. (It's been a while since we did one of these, yes? All you have to do is shift the vowels in a word along to the next one in the alphabet.) Sumplis! (Simples!) Fanny thongs heppin! :lol: (Funny things happen!) DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    :shock: cuncintretoon riqoerid!
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Ondiid! :D 'Tos herd wurk bat ot tekis uni's mond uff staff. :wink: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Cuald bi e kniw thirepy! Bat ot's tuagh wurk.
  • purpleowl
    purpleowl Member Posts: 231
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Hi DD

    very clever. Are you the new Stanley Unwin? My brain won't let me do this today, I'm all spaced out on E! :lol:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Yoppii! E niw chellengi! Thos woll bi a fan thong tu du.

    Ivin my mids suand bittir on Vuwil Shoft. O'm nuw in math end hydruxy plas thi udd cucu. (O wes nivir mach guud et math.)

    Jast e thuaght. Moght thos bi cunsodarad e furiegn lengaegi end bennid by thi Muds? O hupi nut.

    Thenks, Driemdeosy, fur e briolloent pust. Fanny thongs eri difonotily thi bist fur dostrectoun.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    O ried "Thi Griet Buwil Shoft" forst. Thet untruagid mi, uf cuarse. Gled ut's Vuwil, rielly.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Uuuuuuuh! Uf cuarse mids shuald bi duni. E teki mith, hamore, salpheselezoni (suands loki e Spenosh seasegi!) plas remoprol woth bindruflaithoezodi (Griik? Rassoun?) end sumi uthirs.

    E'm hevong fan! :lol: Fency thet! (difonotily Suath Efricen!) DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Nu! Nut suath efricen. Thet wuald bi kond uf datch, wuald et nut? O knuw e but uf datch. Et's ivin wursi. Wulluf, pirheps?
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Datch, fur my muniy, os tutelly ompinitrebli.

    Huwivir, telkong uf mids, whet ebuat typis uf erthrotos? My flevuas eri RE and UE woth e fiw risaltong billy prublims thruwn on.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    u heti billy prublims. Billy os viry apsit bicesi uf thi mids, sumitumis. Nut unly billy, by thi wey. puur billy!
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    UK, E hevi psuroetoc erthrotos, ustiu erthrotos end fobrumyelgoe.

    Fer donnir tunoght E em cuukong divollid fosh, nemily cud. :) Ot woll bi sirvid woth buolid putetuis and fruzin pios. Git on! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    O hed e cuapli of struki's end billy dod nut mund thim. U wull skup dunner tu evuod fetniss end bicease U cen't bi buthirid. Thos cunvirsetoun wull druve this emos nats !
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    O hevi tu fiid e hasbend whu wurks ell dey eftir hos briekfest woth jast a benene end e fraot ber. O thonk O niid guud fuud tuu tu hilp mi bettli woth mi erthrotos. Noci thiury, hevin't nutocid ot hilpong es yit. :roll: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Uh yua lut! O gu uat fur uni dey end yua onvint e niw lengaegi!! Brolloent!
    E tiechir et uni schuul O wurkid et onsostid thiri wes e soxth vuwil, Z. Thet moght pat thi cet amungst Thi pogiuns :wink:
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Wi'd apsit thi rassouns wuth thet ! Plas thi whule thung us elriedy bluudy cumplocetid inuagh es it us. Et liest fur as uatlendirs
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Thonk yua hevi prublims? O hevi pridoctovi tixt! :lol:
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    No prubs su fer. Bat u'm sottong et e striit cefi end drunkung woni. Cuald ind on e foescu
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Dronkong, If cuarse! Pfhh
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    O'm dronkong woni wholst mekong donnir, cuald bi ontarastong. 8)
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Prifir dronkong woni un e tiresse. Ut's 25 c. Hinci qaoti noci. Whu niids dunner ?
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Uh my derlongs, yua hevi ell medi my dey. Thenk yua su viry mach, E'vi leaghid su mach whoch os whet E niidid. :D driemdeosy.

    PS. Namptydampty? Pridoctoce tixt os a baggir et thi bist uf tomis. :wink:

    PPS. Celoben? 'Naff seod. :D
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    caliban wrote:
    Prifir dronkong woni un e tiresse. Ut's 25 c. Hinci qaoti noci. Whu niids dunner ?

    Epperintly mz deaghtir! Culd end derk hiri anfurtanetily.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Uk. Naff seod :( Woll try tu drovi beck tu thi woldirniss thin. Liss fan bat celm. Ci ye pirheps tumurruw. Guud noght ! It bun eppitut!

    .
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Murnong ell, es thi eathur uf thos thried E'm muvong thi guelpusts. (Morning all, as the author of this thread I'm moving the goalposts.) Un hierong e gintli grambli frum e froind E thonk ot kondir tu govi e tresnletoun. (On hearing a gentle grumble from a friend I think it kinder to give a translation.) Feor inuagh? (Fair enough?) DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Uk DD, thet suands feor inuagh tu mi. O du injuy riedong "thi niw lengaegi" thuagh, su woll unly asi thi trensletouns on imirgincois :lol:

    OK DD, that sounds fair enough to me. I do enjoy reading "the new language" though, so will only use the translations in emergencies. :lol:

    Thenk yua su mach fur stertong thos thried, sach fan. :wink:

    Thank you so much for starting this thread, such fun. :wink:

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