Thi Griet Vuwil Shoft. (The Great Vowel Shift)
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Uh bliss! Yua eri viry kond tu sey thet. DD
(Oh bless! You are very kind to say that.)Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0 -
lust...fanny thongs...bliss...yokis!0
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Lest noght my fiit wiri su culd O cualdn't sliip. O dodn't hevi thi inirgy tu git uat uf bid fur sumi sucks . Thin O rimimbirid thi niw mottins my deaghtir hed buaght fur mi wiri un mi bidsodi tebli. O pat thim un my fiit, thiy wurkid e triet. Jub duni! Fanny bat trai
Last night my feet were so cold, I couldn't sleep. I didn't have the energy to get out of bed for some socks. Then I remembered the new mittens my daughter had bought for me, were on my bedside table. I put them on my feet, they worked a treat. Funny but true.0 -
E fanny thong heppinid tu mi un mi wey tu thi furam, O wes fecid woth pruseocniss!0
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Pruseocniss? Uh Nampty, git thii tu e duc quock. Thiri's e bot uf en ipodimoc ebuat et thi mumint.
(Prosaicness? Oh Numpty, get thee to a doc quick. There's a bit of an epidemic about at the moment.)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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