Some of my suggestions for life. ..
tjt6768
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Here are a few of my suggestions for life's problems and annoyances. .
1) anyone wearing a tracksuit that is not engaging in a sporting activity of some kind should be culled..
2) anyone caught littering should be culled
3) eammon homes should be culled (very slowly)
4) anyone wearing burberry should be culled
5) anyone remotely chav-like should be (yep) culled
6) anyone abusing disabled parking spaces should be burnt at the stake (that caught you out eh?)
7) wimmin drivers should be ..... mmm, boy am I gonna be in trouble. . Taught to reverse properly
I will add more later on. I'm off to the naughty step where I belong. :shock:
1) anyone wearing a tracksuit that is not engaging in a sporting activity of some kind should be culled..
2) anyone caught littering should be culled
3) eammon homes should be culled (very slowly)
4) anyone wearing burberry should be culled
5) anyone remotely chav-like should be (yep) culled
6) anyone abusing disabled parking spaces should be burnt at the stake (that caught you out eh?)
7) wimmin drivers should be ..... mmm, boy am I gonna be in trouble. . Taught to reverse properly
I will add more later on. I'm off to the naughty step where I belong. :shock:
Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
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And stay there till you are allowed off. Mig0
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It's my new home MigMe-Tony
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Good job Mell ain't here he might get banned again...glad you know your place Tony...must say I don't mind Eammon..Love
Barbara0 -
How about 'Anyone who is intolerant shall be culled'?If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
barbara12 wrote:Good job Mell ain't here he might get banned again...glad you know your place Tony...must say I don't mind Eammon..
I like Eamon too Barbara.
OH has a couple of Burberry jumpers in the house (bought from charity shop).
I once reversed into a space perfectly, first attempt. My Daughter begged me not to try and covered her face before hand :oops: but it all worked out.
ElizabethNever be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life
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Anyone threatening to cull intolerance shall be CULLED
wimmin pretending they reverse parked and it wasn't a fluke should have their licence revoked
any fans of eamon (spitttt) homes shall be spanked severelyMe-Tony
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:shock: Are we allowed spanking on the forum? Oooh erIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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8) Mig0
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Micra drivers, mate? I hope C3 Picasso pilots are OK under your regime. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Anyone owning a SMART car should be culled!! I hate those things, they look awful! A SMART car with a convertible roof is also know as a skip! LOL0
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What's got into everyone? Why the anger and invective? Whatever happened to live and let live?If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Ooooh... I forgot about devil car drivers DD... Thank you for reminding me lol. .
Sticky, I am sorry I started an angry thread let it all out dear friends
England football team- culled
suarez's teeth.... filed down, then culledMe-Tony
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I don't mind Eammon either :shock: I have been complimented on my reversing by men
Anyone that culls animals should be culled!!!Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
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He's a horrible bag of slime. . Had an affair with the trollop he now parades around like a trophy. His poor first wife must feel awful.
Definitely getting culled lol. .
I have a theory. . When men are born they're born with the reverse parking gene. When wimmin are born they're missing that gene but in it's place is the gene that allows them to easily open bin liners and carrier bagsMe-Tony
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Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
xSmile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
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7) Men drivers who drive like their life depends on saving those last 3 seconds!!0 -
He's a horrible bag of slime. . Had an affair with the trollop...so you really don't like him them... :shock: spanking think this might be the wrong forum...
I would cull the men at the seaside that shows there ...beer guts.. :roll: we went the Wales last week and we saw a few...one of them looked 9 months pregnant with twins..now if that was a women.... :xLove
Barbara0 -
But he's not the only man to do that on tv what about richard and judy. Mig0
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:shock: the madeleys.. I forgot about them. . Burn them. Burn them now! !
Fat men in speedos.. Burn em too lolMe-Tony
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and what about the bottle of wine he conveniently forgot to pay for ! Mig0
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Adult cyclists who ride on pavements and expect pedestrians to get out of the way. When she was younger one rode into my daughter and expected her to apologise! It was lucky she wasn't badly hurt.He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
Julian of Norwich0 -
Great thread Tony, just what I needed
Those telephone scammers who tell me there's something wrong with my computer :x
People who spit :x0 -
Strangers/people who say "Smile, it could be worse"
Children who zoom around shops on scootersHe did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
Julian of Norwich0 -
Cold callers who leave automated messages on your home & mobile Phones should be beaten up then culled!! :x0
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Slosh wrote:Strangers/people who say "Smile, it could be worse"
Yes! And those who say "Smile it may never happen" when it already did!
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