Some of my suggestions for life. ..

tjt6768
tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
edited 20. Jul 2014, 11:36 in Community Chit-chat archive
Here are a few of my suggestions for life's problems and annoyances. .

1) anyone wearing a tracksuit that is not engaging in a sporting activity of some kind should be culled..

2) anyone caught littering should be culled

3) eammon homes should be culled (very slowly)

4) anyone wearing burberry should be culled

5) anyone remotely chav-like should be (yep) culled

6) anyone abusing disabled parking spaces should be burnt at the stake (that caught you out eh?)

7) wimmin drivers should be ..... mmm, boy am I gonna be in trouble. . Taught to reverse properly :lol:

I will add more later on. I'm off to the naughty step where I belong. :shock:
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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    And stay there till you are allowed off. Mig
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It's my new home Mig :lol::lol:
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,258
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Good job Mell ain't here he might get banned again...glad you know your place Tony...must say I don't mind Eammon.. :lol:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,708
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    How about 'Anyone who is intolerant shall be culled'? :lol:
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    barbara12 wrote:
    Good job Mell ain't here he might get banned again...glad you know your place Tony...must say I don't mind Eammon.. :lol:


    I like Eamon too Barbara.

    OH has a couple of Burberry jumpers in the house (bought from charity shop).

    I once reversed into a space perfectly, first attempt. My Daughter begged me not to try and covered her face before hand :oops: but it all worked out.

    Elizabeth
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Anyone threatening to cull intolerance shall be CULLED :lol:

    wimmin pretending they reverse parked and it wasn't a fluke should have their licence revoked :lol:

    any fans of eamon (spitttt) homes shall be spanked severely :wink:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,708
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: Are we allowed spanking on the forum? Oooh er :lol:
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :o 8) Mig
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Micra drivers, mate? :wink: I hope C3 Picasso pilots are OK under your regime. DD
  • bubbadog
    bubbadog Member Posts: 5,544
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Anyone owning a SMART car should be culled!! I hate those things, they look awful! A SMART car with a convertible roof is also know as a skip! LOL
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,708
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    What's got into everyone? Why the anger and invective? Whatever happened to live and let live?
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ooooh... I forgot about devil car drivers DD... Thank you for reminding me lol. .

    Sticky, I am sorry I started an angry thread :lol: let it all out dear friends :wink:

    England football team- culled

    suarez's teeth.... filed down, then culled :lol:
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I don't mind Eammon either :shock: I have been complimented on my reversing by men :wink:

    Anyone that culls animals should be culled!!!
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    He's a horrible bag of slime. . Had an affair with the trollop he now parades around like a trophy. His poor first wife must feel awful.
    Definitely getting culled lol. .

    I have a theory. . When men are born they're born with the reverse parking gene. When wimmin are born they're missing that gene but in it's place is the gene that allows them to easily open bin liners and carrier bags :lol::lol::wink:
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol: x
  • jen9432
    jen9432 Bots Posts: 37
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Correction:

    7) Men drivers who drive like their life depends on saving those last 3 seconds!!
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,258
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    He's a horrible bag of slime. . Had an affair with the trollop...so you really don't like him them... :shock: :lol:spanking think this might be the wrong forum... :lol:
    I would cull the men at the seaside that shows there ...beer guts.. :roll: we went the Wales last week and we saw a few...one of them looked 9 months pregnant with twins..now if that was a women.... :x
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    But he's not the only man to do that on tv what about richard and judy. Mig
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :o :shock: the madeleys.. I forgot about them. . Burn them. Burn them now! !

    Fat men in speedos.. Burn em too lol
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and what about the bottle of wine he conveniently forgot to pay for ! Mig
  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Adult cyclists who ride on pavements and expect pedestrians to get out of the way. When she was younger one rode into my daughter and expected her to apologise! It was lucky she wasn't badly hurt.
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Great thread Tony, just what I needed :D

    Those telephone scammers who tell me there's something wrong with my computer :x
    People who spit :x
  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Strangers/people who say "Smile, it could be worse"

    Children who zoom around shops on scooters
  • bubbadog
    bubbadog Member Posts: 5,544
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cold callers who leave automated messages on your home & mobile Phones should be beaten up then culled!! :x
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Slosh wrote:
    Strangers/people who say "Smile, it could be worse"

    Yes! And those who say "Smile it may never happen" when it already did!
    Numpty

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