Some of my suggestions for life. ..

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  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Re: young mums. A lot today don't even talk to their children because they're too busy talking on their mobiles.
    He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
    Julian of Norwich
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Some great suggestions spay from the one posted by Mrstjt6768 of course. I have no idea what she's on about :? :shock: :lol:

    I certainly agree with the mothers that have no time for the kids. We have one of them in the family (by marriage I hasten to add) horrible wummun.. Burn her. . And all the other bad parents.

    I've just remembered....... ARTHRITIS!!!!! BURN IT :x
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  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:

    I've just remembered....... ARTHRITIS!!!!! BURN IT :x

    Crikey! Would have expected that to be top of the list! :o:lol:
    Numpty
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mrs tjt6768 for president. Mig
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Now now Mig. Don't encourage her :lol:

    another thing for the bonfire: this horrid headache I've had all day today. I never get headaches. . What's that all about?
    Also this week's flare up :x Burn it
    e050.gifMe-Tony
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    People in supermarkets with trolleys who don't realise it's easier for them to get out of your way, than for you to get out of theirs.
    He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
    Julian of Norwich
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    And supermarket, and other shop, staff who think the customers should get out of their way rather than them letting the customers past.
    Christine
  • fortuna
    fortuna Member Posts: 149
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Have just read through these posts and they did amuse me. Referring to the pavement parkers they take up half the pavement and hedges the other. Add the fact that this particular pavement is full of lumps and bumps that are never repaired it is dangerous very dangerous!
    Hang, draw and quarter, burn and whatever else is on offer!
    A very old lady with a walker (on wheels not a person) now goes to the shop via the middle of the road. I was shocked to see her but she reckoned the drivers were able to see her better than she could see the bits of missing pavements.
  • Mrstjt6768
    Mrstjt6768 Member Posts: 19
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Mrstjt6768 wrote:
    Husbands who go on an inane rant about everything that appears on the tv screen when you are trying to listen to it........ burn him severely. :lol::lol::lol:


    Before I even looked at who sent it I knew it was you :wink:
    inane rants are my forte my darlin wife. . Xx :D

    Oh and husbands who then claim that they have always been this way. :o :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: Beat them then burn them I say. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Mrstjt6768
    Mrstjt6768 Member Posts: 19
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mig wrote:
    Mrs tjt6768 for president. Mig

    Aww bless, thank you Mig :D
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mrstjt6768 wrote:
    mig wrote:
    Mrs tjt6768 for president. Mig

    Aww bless, thank you Mig :D
    Yes but would this mean Tony would be second in command... :o:lol:.... another annoyance..I queue..or we do and then they open another till and take the people from the back of your queue :roll:
    Love
    Barbara
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No it wouldn't,he would be the handbag carrier : :D Mig
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: :o :shock: what ever happened to us arthritis sticking together? :lol:

    mig wrote:
    No it wouldn't,he would be the handbag carrier : :D Mig
    e050.gifMe-Tony
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    'Hi! I'm Barry Scott!'

    Hi Barry, I'm DD and this is my AK47. 8)
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Mrstjt6768
    Mrstjt6768 Member Posts: 19
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    'Hi! I'm Barry Scott!'

    Hi Barry, I'm DD and this is my AK47. 8)

    Hi DD

    :idea: Can I borrow your AK47? Just wait and see how fast Tony dances then!!!! :lol::lol::lol:
  • Mrstjt6768
    Mrstjt6768 Member Posts: 19
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mig wrote:
    No it wouldn't,he would be the handbag carrier : :D Mig

    :shock: You're joking Mig, he's not getting his hands on my handbag. Not unless I remove my purse first that is. :lol:
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I don't do handbags.... not in these shoes :lol:
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    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Why does he think he's right about everything and I'm wrong even when i prove I'm right ,gag him i say . Mig
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It would have to be a rather large gag my dear. I've got a big gob :wink::lol:
    x
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Was thinking about Mr Mig Tony but if the gag fits ! Mig
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Lol
    we must all be the same migster :wink::lol:

    cold callers- burn em..
    cyclists- burn em
    nissan micras (especially red ones)- burn em :shock:
    middle lane hoggers- burn em

    Am I in more trouble now :?: :lol:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP

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