DD's Miraculous Tripe Therapy

Boomer13

May I suggest a tripe "towel" massage. Free tripe Aromatherapy included. A circulatory marvel!

Free sample pack to be sent to LV's sil, with free tea sample.

Minimum wage employees? Nah, we're recruiting volunteers!

Forget the hype, feel alive with tripe!

phoenixoxo

stickywicket wrote:

Ripe Tripe comes in:
(a) The Super Deluxe Exotic Ripe Tripe Hamper containing Tripe and Mango Chutney, Tripe Truffles, Tripey Chocs, Minced Tripe Pies, Tripe Tea Bags and, of course, Tripe Stuffing for your Christmas Dinner.

Ooh, what was that…? 'Tripey chocs'…? :shock:

In addition to my duties as board member, I hereby volunteer my services as official tester of this product

Phee O'Nix
Chocoholic

Slosh

How about eau de tripe?

dreamdaisy

Slosh? What a splendid idea, I rather like that! It will come in a white bottle shaped like all four stomachs of a cow - Z level celebs will want it! DD

stickywicket

:shock: DD, DD, where's your marketing brain cell? Was it floored by a stick of celery?

Eau de tripe will surely come in four white collectible bottles. Perhaps, going back to Boomer's idea, they could bear an 'Individual bovine life history (of the model) included with every purchase, with optional photo of "your" cow.' (And our cash cow.)

Phee – you're worrying me now.

daffy2

i like trip and onions

Now that could attract some unwelcome attention....although it is reckoned to be of value for pain relief.
My suggestion of Tripewire was coloured by recent events - I even managed to miss out the middle 'e' when first writing the post...

stickywicket

Might we reclaim Hallowe'en from the USA - Tripe or Treat night?

phoenixoxo

stickywicket wrote:

Phee – you're worrying me now.

sticky, I'm worrying myself

I'm looking forward to Tripe 'n' Treat, though

Boomer13

phoenixoxo wrote:

I'm looking forward to Tripe 'n' Treat,

Mmmmmm.....Is it dried and dipped in sugar?

stickywicket

Yup. Or bat's blood if you prefer Tripe is very versatile.

mig

Is there a tripe social networking site ? "Tripe Book" or "Face Tripe "

LignumVitae

On Masterchef Australia last night a girl cooked crispy tripe with tomato sauce. I bit like pork scratchings I guess. It inspired me and I'm now thinking of bags of tripe scratchings as a healthy snack - you need to eat a zillion bags to get the same anti-inflammatory benefit as no paracetamol - flavours would include celery salt. Any takers?

stickywicket

Oh go for it, LV! If it's good enough for the Aussies it's good enough for us.

I keep having visions of a piece of the sort of trip that's like egg box compartments and each compartment would have a ginger-infused cherry sitting in it. A perfect gift for the person who invited themselves to your home while sneezing or, as with As5567's brother, with a tummy bug.

Mig - pure genius. Maybe 'Tripe Talk'?

daffy2

Perhaps we could have a hints and tips forum for customers to share recipes etc - Triped and Tested

theresak

When we're all cured we'll be "tripe-ing the light fantastic."

LignumVitae

Now I have eaten and no longer need to contemplate food I can finally return to this thread to comment on the tripe egg box/cherry vision. I still can't quite visualise said combo but I do think a souse of rose hip jus might lift it and neatly combine the flavours...off to experiment with tripe scratching a which are surely different to the dried (unwashed) tripe adored by my late dog.

stickywicket

Maybe our own songbook?

Tripe a Little Tenderness

Tripe to Remember the Kind of September

Boomer13

Tripe Rhapsody
Sweet Tripe o' Mine
Living on a Tripe
Monster Tripe.....

LignumVitae

The wonder of tripe
Killer tripe
Tripe way

LignumVitae

You only live tripe

dreamdaisy

Apparently Mr P Williams has been working on a revised version of his mega (and very sing-a-long-able-to) hit - the new version is called 'Tripy' and it goes like this:

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here so you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon full of tripe that could go to space
With the air I like, I don't care baby, by the way

'Cos I'm happy

Clap along if you feel like eating some tripe that's over-ripe

'Cos I'm happy

Clap along if you feel like that tripe is all the truth

'Cos I'm happy

Clap along if you know what a life with tripe is to you

'Cos I'm happy

Clap along if you feel like that's what you want to do.

Needless to say I have made some changes to the original.


DD

phoenixoxo

My personal favourite is 'Cherry Tripe', a variation of the hit by C.E. Horn:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_Ripe_(song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrI3s4gCYng

stickywicket

OK, look what you've started now :roll:

Tripe Way

And now, the tripe is near;
And so I face the white tripe curtain.
My bloods will all be clear,
I'll be med-free. Of that I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full
of pain on each medical highway;
And still, arthritis laughed,
“You did it my way.”

Meds, I've had the lot;
NSAIDS and DMARDS, not to mention.
The anti-tnfs
I stabbed myself without exception.

I gulped them down and shoved them up;
And limped along the Arthritis Highway,
And still, the RA mocked
“You did it my way.”

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
The snake oil, herbs and vits - I'd doubt,
but I ate them up and spewed them out.
I tried the lot; swallowed the blurbs
The never-say-die way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now that tripe's arrived,
I try to find it all amusing.

To think I did all that;
And still achieved (in wobbly my way),
"But now, salvation's here,
I'm into Tripe way.

For what is tripe what has it got?
What can it cure? It cures the lot.
We'll walk and run with no more pain
and then we'll jump and run again
Our survey shows
Arthritis goes.
Do it the Tripe way.

theresak

Brilliant Sticky!!

Tripetoe through the Tulips.

dreamdaisy

Get in Sticky! That has to be the best re-worked song ever done on here, I am determined to learn every single word and then hit a karaoke club.

Nice one, thersak.

A musical that's gone down well in Somerset, Devon and Cornwall: West Tripe Story. DD