The crime? Enjoyment. I faffed about yesterday with changing lampshades (an absolute beauty from Habitat was delivered which resulted in five being swapped about) followed by preparing the house for dinner guests, washing stuff up, sorting the cheese course and staying up until 1am.
The punishment is the most severe to date. Hey-ho. I guess there will always be new depths to plumb.
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben