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Stu69
Stu69 Non-active member Posts: 202
edited 22. Sep 2011, 14:00 in Community Chit-chat archive
delboy wrote:


You sink you teeth into a steak and they stay there.


All good, but the last one made I chuckle aloud. *looks to see if anyone noticed* :oops: :lol:
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  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Non-active member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    .....when kids call you mister.........
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • valval
    valval Non-active member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    when teachers and police look like school kids
    val
  • Stu69
    Stu69 Non-active member Posts: 202
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    .......Your GP looks like he's just done his GCSE's. Mine does, bless 'im!
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Non-active member Posts: 8,681
    edited 22. Sep 2011, 14:00
    It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

    When you get really annoyed by txt spk cos it is mint innit and hv alwys lvd it, wkd

    You just can't stand people who are intolerant.

    You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

    At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

    Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

    It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

    Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

    When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

    When you lean against something while putting your pants on just to make sure you don't topple over.
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  • Stu69
    Stu69 Non-active member Posts: 202
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

    When you get really annoyed by txt spk cos it is mint innit and hv alwys lvd it, wkd

    You just can't stand people who are intolerant.

    You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

    At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

    Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

    It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

    Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

    When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

    You lean against something while putting your pants on just to make sure you don't topple over.


    Hahahahaha :lol: all gooduns!
    No-one was injured in the making of this signature, however, quite a few electrons may have been inconvenienced.

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