Funny signs

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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Homemade sign stuck on a telegraph pole:

    BABIES AND TODDLERS NEARLY NEW SALE

    :? Can I have a small, blond male, preferably toilet trained, please?
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    These are great gave me a much needed laugh, here are a few more.

    Sign on motorway..........Texting while driving kills for more driving tis text "safety" to 7919

    Sign outside a pub..........Don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor the cockroaches are getting cancer

    Sign at a pool.................Attention: We don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our pool

    Sign on shop door............Push: if that doesn't work
    Pull: if that doesn't work
    WE MUST BE CLOSED

    Outside a church..............Don't let worries kill you.........let the church help
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Outside a big pet food store

    NUTS

    for

    TITS
    (and other birds)

    Either side of the 'for' sat two large, fat, startled-looking blue tits.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    One of those temporary signs in lights on the A1

    ROAD WORKS

    PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY

    MY MUM WORKS HERE
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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