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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  19. Nov 2013, 09:47 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  with honey of course by

  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  Steven Wright

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  barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

  19. Nov 2013, 12:36 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  the person that found it

  Love
  Barbara

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  Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769

  19. Nov 2013, 13:53 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  laying in the road dead

  WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE

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  frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

  20. Nov 2013, 10:41 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  breathing life into it's snout

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  20. Nov 2013, 17:51 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  until it sneezed violently and

  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  Steven Wright

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  numptynora Member Posts: 782

  22. Nov 2013, 10:32 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  came back to life ahhhh :roll:

  Numps x
  Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.

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  mig Member Posts: 7,154

  22. Nov 2013, 10:44 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  that's better feel like a

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  22. Nov 2013, 16:31 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  packet of crisps, but first

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  23. Nov 2013, 06:33 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  of all the important thing

  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  Steven Wright

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  mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306

  23. Nov 2013, 13:57 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  I need a haddock smoothy

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  frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

  24. Nov 2013, 04:42 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  he downed it in one

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  Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485

  24. Nov 2013, 15:35 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  followed by a pint of....

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  Mariefrance Member Posts: 4

  24. Nov 2013, 15:49 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  ....beer with a head on...

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  frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

  25. Nov 2013, 16:12 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  some ready salted crisps and

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  barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

  26. Nov 2013, 05:20 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  and then felt so sick...(not the beer but the haddock smoothy)..

  Love
  Barbara

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  Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485

  27. Nov 2013, 05:32 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  .....smiling, he eat a bag.......

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  frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

  27. Nov 2013, 12:27 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  of stomach calming blackcurrant rennies

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  28. Nov 2013, 17:59 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  and washed them down with

  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  Steven Wright

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  villier Member Posts: 4,426

  29. Nov 2013, 10:11 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  a pint of black velvet

  Smile a while and while you smile
  smile another smile and soon there
  will be miles and miles of smiles
  just because you smiled I wish your
  day is full of Smiles

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  frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

  30. Nov 2013, 03:36 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  breathed out wiping his mouth

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  1. Dec 2013, 10:26 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  with an oily rag and

  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  Steven Wright

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  barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

  1. Dec 2013, 12:54 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  then went up in flames

  Love
  Barbara

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  frogmorton Member Posts: 30,423

  2. Dec 2013, 15:54 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  he'd fipped his zippo open

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  barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

  3. Dec 2013, 15:29 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  but the breeze was to

  Love
  Barbara

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  4. Dec 2013, 13:37 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  zip it shut again so

  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  Steven Wright

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