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daffodil placed strategically and carefullyIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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between the paving slabs in0
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Cheese factory's loading bay!.0
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the smell could be nauseating0
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because the loading bay operatorIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Left his shoes at home0
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and also his underpants :areindeer:0
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Then burned his netheregions onLove
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the oil filled radiator he0
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felt compelled to straddle. Then0
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the door-bell rang so he0
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leapt naked, holding his accessories........ :xmas_mrgreen: :xmas_mrgreen:0
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3 French hens, Two Turtle0
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and a part cooked turrrrrkey........
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He shouted, for all to hear:0
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Turkey, mince pies, all GONE! :xmas_mrgreen: :xmas_mrgreen: :xmas_mrgreen:0
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so ate some soup instead :xmas_redface:0
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with crusty bread and lashingsLove
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and lashings of ginger beer :xmas_cheesygrin:0
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When suddenly, a strange rumbling0
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came crescendo-ing up from his0
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past, bringing back feelings he0
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felt he hadn't felt forIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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anyone since his faithful tortoise0
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had decided to hibernate onIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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