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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,479

27. May 2014, 14:22 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

, nary a spoonful was spilt.............

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Sharon2960 Member Posts: 329

27. May 2014, 15:13 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

All over the beautiful axminster

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

27. May 2014, 16:13 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

knickers Ariadne wore for safety

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

28. May 2014, 06:15 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

the dastardly Tarquin Postlethwaite- Lardasse

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

28. May 2014, 06:27 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

approached Ariadne, Hoover in hand

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

28. May 2014, 07:14 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

eyes, fixed on her Axminster

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

28. May 2014, 07:33 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

he switched to turbo-power and

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

29. May 2014, 07:42 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

a cloud of moths flew

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

29. May 2014, 09:23 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

out from her underlay, she

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barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

29. May 2014, 09:58 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

fainted upon the bed then

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

29. May 2014, 10:15 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

coyly asked if his nozzle

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

29. May 2014, 17:12 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

was expandable, because she needed

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

30. May 2014, 07:27 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

one for her extra long

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

30. May 2014, 09:05 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

crevice, which was clogged up

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

30. May 2014, 17:07 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

with clogs and other footwear

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,285

31. May 2014, 03:33 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

time for the charity shop!

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

31. May 2014, 11:33 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

As it happened, there were

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Megrose489 Member Posts: 782

31. May 2014, 14:11 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

many extra appliances with the

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barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

31. May 2014, 14:14 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

with just the right dials

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,285

1. Jun 2014, 02:10 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

including a large red button

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

1. Jun 2014, 02:52 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

s small, blue knob and

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

3. Jun 2014, 04:17 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

a most annoying habit of

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

3. Jun 2014, 05:49 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

inserting two of his digits

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mig Member Posts: 7,154

3. Jun 2014, 17:11 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

right down the crevice tool

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

4. Jun 2014, 06:16 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

in the garden shed where

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