BOOKINGS BEING TAKEN FOR CRUISE NUMBER 3

joanlawson

WOW :!: :!: What a night it will be :!: :!:

Performance art at it's most extreme :!: Enter it for the Turner Prize, and call it an installation :!: It would win, no trouble :!: :!:

Can we have a raffle as well as bingo :?:

valval

joyful164 wrote:

Hello Cruise Co-ordinator, captain

I am happy to offer my services as a teacher of art and announce that there will be a still life drawing and painting session tomorrow morning. That is if anyone is interested. Perhaps you could let me know.

Joy

yes please what time do i need my own pencil

barbara12

well I would have rather been in the glamour section instead of violence........but who cares if you get a free dobber..... :roll:

mellman01

Life model!, what with these knees!!??. :shock:

Nope wont sink the very boat I'm sailing in, that's like setting fire to your own aeroplane in my book, :roll:

trisher

Don't worry about your knees Mell, it's not them I will be looking at errmm I mean drawing.

Gosh, I will be abogaling again :shock:

livinglegend

rehab44 wrote:

Constable Living Legend will be moving throughout the auditorium, nicking various members of the public for possession. 

Didn't they tell you Captain that I'm now the Custody Sargent and in charge of the Cell Block. Bread and water for all miscreants and a good sorting out in the back end of the cells if they play up again.


Joseph 8)

annie_mial

Trish stop abogling this minute! It's not good for you.......I'll do it instead of you..........I'm going to sign up for Joy's classes as long as she shows me which way round I hold a paintbrush.....I'm hopeless....wonder if I could do abstract painting.............I 'drew' a dog once for my eldest granddaughter and she said 'what a lovely nelephant, Nanna'!

Annie

valval

think i will paint the sea and clouds must be able to manage that lol we need loads of blue paint

joyful164

Oh good this looks promising. Glad to have you both along Trish and Val. You're quite welcome to bring your own pencils along, but I do have every conceivable form of materials you could want.

Now, you can choose either, still life - all sorts of items for you to draw. there's fruit, vases, flowers and in the other half in the screened off area we have our choice of model who is ???????

Joy

trisher

bobbid wrote:

Torpedo attack on Skylark

TOP SECRET

Intelligence sources now report that Mossad, the feared Israeli secret service agency, have become involved in this attempted atrocity, as there were several Jewish passengers on board the liner.

It is alleged that they are planning to eliminate Delboy in his own home by hiding a bomb in his toilet cistern. This will be triggered by a pressure switch when he sits on the seat, thereby administering the ultimate pain in the bum to someone who is arguably the most miserable pain in the bum on this forum.

BobbiD (Special Correspondent)

I know I'm having a flare and my tempreture is up, but am I dreaming??? This is a cruise ship, we are suppose to be enjoying ourselves, what the bloody hell is this about.

On our first crise we had a lot of fun and laughed about things we did not have all this.

joanlawson

I was OK until the vultures began circling on Page 19 :!: :shock:
Even peace and love didn't have any effect :!:

BobbiD was right;

Something most people learn as children is - "If you don't want to join in the game, that is fine, but then trying to spoil the game for the other children is mean."

joyful164

mellman01 wrote:

What have I done wrong then!!????. :?

Hello Mell. sorry typying error. Easy mistake I put Mel instead of Del. Well you know, it is an easy mistake;

I'll treat you to a drink in the bar later

Joy

gickygawky

joanlawson wrote:

I was OK until the vultures began circling on Page 19 :!: :shock:
Even peace and love didn't have any effect :!:

BobbiD was right;

Something most people learn as children is - "If you don't want to join in the game, that is fine, but then trying to spoil the game for the other children is mean."

If there is anymore 'game spoling' on this thread I am going to have to step in and take charge with my stern voice, raised eye brow and extra cross bossy finger - I haven't been in a class room of kiddies since July but I will pull out the nursery teacher moves if necessary!! :shock: :shock:

Come on all - get back into the fun of it all!

Although I haven't been posting much of late I do love to pop in and see how you all are and what mischief you have been into and it's awful to see you getting upset with each other!

Arna x

trisher

Rehab

I agree with you, pirates can be very funny and laughable.

But when real people are dying for causes like this it is not funny.

I have never ever moaned before on this Forum and am sorry if I have upset other peeps.

joyful164

valval wrote:

think i will paint the sea and clouds must be able to manage that lol we need loads of blue paint

Thats good Val.
Put some mastic tape along the line of the sea and start painting the sky.
Just put plenty of water on the paper and let the paint find it's way, it will run into the water. Then you turn the paper on it's side and let it run down to the bottom again.

Then take it back sit it up the right way round. take a little bit of kleenex, screw it up into a ball and dab it here and there, roll it round, See you have clouds.

Joy

I wonder if Joseph would come and give a lesson too?

Hello, Joseph I wonder if................................

snowball

:shock: balloon animals :shock:

snowball

Joy i think i will join your art class, will start with clouds then advance on to dolphins
Julie xx

annie_mial

rehab44 wrote:

snowball wrote:

:shock: balloon animals :shock:

Yes you know, giraffes, dogs, wolf packs, herds of antelopes, amazing what you can do with a balloon, an empty yoghurt tub and a rubber glove. Don't you watch Blue Peter and Mister Maker?

Yes, but it gives me a headache.......

Annie

snowball

rehab44 wrote:

snowball wrote:

:shock: balloon animals :shock:

Yes you know, giraffes, dogs, wolf packs, herds of antelopes, amazing what you can do with a balloon, an empty yoghurt tub and a rubber glove. Don't you watch Blue Peter and Mister Maker?

Rehab you will be amazed at what i can make out of balloons :shock:

joyful164

snowball wrote:

Joy i think i will join your art class, will start with clouds then advance on to dolphins
Julie xx

I love painting Dolphins. I suggest Acrylics for painting them.
Have you ever seen Dolphins. I did last year in Ireland,in the Shannan estuary. They were beautiful Pity I can't put the picture up on here.

Joy

joyful164

Hi Annie

I bought one of those balloon kits forone of the grandchildren. Know what you mean about giving you a headache. Mind you, blowing a balloon up is good for your Asthma. Anyone having an asthma attack, give them a paper bag to blow into and then inhale it again. Acts as a nebuliser.

Joy

joyful164

What are we raffling Rehab? I'll sell some tickets.

Joy

snowball

joyful164 wrote:

snowball wrote:

Joy i think i will join your art class, will start with clouds then advance on to dolphins
Julie xx

I love painting Dolphins. I suggest Acrylics for painting them.
Have you ever seen Dolphins. I did last year in Ireland,in the Shannan estuary. They were beautiful Pity I can't put the picture up on here.

Joy

Yes Joy a few years ago when i was abroad i think they are beautiful animals

trisher

Joy

I dropped my pencil can I join the art class. I heard what you said to Val turn the paper this way and that way.

Right what do I do next??

snowball

:shock: okay well here goes oho my giraffe looks more like a camel it has 2 humps ooo whats this oh know my elephants trunk is not where its suppossed to be :roll: