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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Short statured people Does that me me :shock:
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Short statured people Does that me me :shock:

    Yeah, wot you bin up to Trish? The destructor - um, I mean Inspector Sprod Rocket wants to interview you.

    I've been charged with taking the Egg for a walk, but I can prove it was Sid Snail on a lead - that's why the walk took us a week! The snail trail is still there, I checked.

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The sight was not a pretty one, it was frightening then laughable all at the same time.

    I was left all of a quiver[/i]

    The mind boggles :!: :shock: :lol:

    Joan

    My mind was boggaling at what I saw and I did not see Superman either
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    trisher wrote:
    Short statured people Does that me me :shock:

    Yeah, wot you bin up to Trish? The destructor - um, I mean Inspector Sprod Rocket wants to interview you.

    I've been charged with taking the Egg for a walk, but I can prove it was Sid Snail on a lead - that's why the walk took us a week! The snail trail is still there, I checked.

    Annie

    Did you have him on a lead??

    He wants to see me? Where is he, I will tell him what I fink of him
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    i do not mind the bulging police van but they could have taken trishers umbrella off her lol. will not sit for a wek again . how did annie get out so quick and why do all the police officers have to keep coming checking me for hidden eggs never touched it honest :(:(:(

    Val

    I hope you washed my brolly. :shock: They have checked me as well Val.

    Why am I always a villian?? I'm sure that Annie slips someone some money so she would not get arrested.

    There I was right near the pickle master, made me think of a cheese and pickle sandwich
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    valval wrote:
    i do not mind the bulging police van but they could have taken trishers umbrella off her lol. will not sit for a wek again . how did annie get out so quick and why do all the police officers have to keep coming checking me for hidden eggs never touched it honest :(:(:(

    Val

    I hope you washed my brolly. :shock: They have checked me as well Val.

    Why am I always a villian?? I'm sure that Annie slips someone some money so she would not get arrested.

    There I was right near the pickle master, made me think of a cheese and pickle sandwich

    cheese and pickeled onion sandwiches that would go down well must check cupboard for onions dinner sorted lol. right as for thes gnomes following me got 6 in a plastic sack now do they go in the recycle bin they plastic lol or shall i put them in the shed ????????
    did we find the egg and this repprter getting bit close for comfort who wears cardigans and hands off my new mac it leapord skin print so classy will see me coming for miles lol
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    In the famous words of someone I know, mad as a bucket of frogs :!: :!: : r015.gif:lol::lol:
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I deny it all, whatever it is............there I was, peacefully minding my snail when I find myself thrown into a Black Maria and carried off for investigation by Sprod Rocket himself.

    I only gave my rank and number.

    Having slipped someone my address and contact details in a plain brown envelope, I am now home and I have a garden full of identical snails, each one with their own gnome. I have to identify Sid Snail and retrieve the message containing the next clue.........help!!!!!

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just read this on the news:

    A Faberge egg is among items stolen from a house in Bedfordshire following a house party while the homeowners were on holiday.

    The theft is believed to have happened in Fairfield Road, Biggleswade, last month.

    The owners returned to find extensive damage to their home and found a house party had been held and the egg had been stolen.

    The Faberge Egg is emerald green and set with diamonds in 18ct white gold.
    Owner 'devastated'

    Police said it was possible jewellers or members of the public may have been offered the egg.

    Officers also want to speak to anyone who attended a party in Fairfield Road between April and early May.

    Det Con Mark Harrison said: "This jewellery is absolutely priceless to the owner, who was completely devastated to find it missing."

    This is just to confirm that I wasn't at that party, I know nothing about any eggs, and I've never been to Biggleswade

    Apparently, there were some mysterious uninvited guests present at the party though, including a man in a beige cardigan who seemed to be searching for his mac, and two very dodgy-looking characters who gave the unlikely names of Mel Man and Del Boy. Police also reported seeing a large number of garden gnomes loitering around for no apparent reason, and the garden of the property seemed to have been invaded by snails.

    This story gets more and more curious by the minute :!: :shock: :shock:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    where is biggleswade never been there lol well might have but do not remember lol. not got egg well unless it hidden under the bed lol
    val
  • joyful164
    joyful164 Member Posts: 2,401
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Now Joan,
    You mean those two egregious type persons. That one with the eg-o. There are only two I know,but I will let you all guess who they might be.
    The would certainly want egtricate themselves from any blame.

    wonder who held this egciting party. wished I had known about it. Only down the road from me. As an egtrovert kind of person I would have been there in a flash. especially with such egoxit trinkets around. Shame about the damage. I bet the theif, theives are very egzultant.

    Bye

    Joy
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    I deny it all, whatever it is............there I was, peacefully minding my snail when I find myself thrown into a Black Maria and carried off for investigation by Sprod Rocket himself.

    I only gave my rank and number.

    Having slipped someone my address and contact details in a plain brown envelope, I am now home and I have a garden full of identical snails, each one with their own gnome. I have to identify Sid Snail and retrieve the message containing the next clue.........help!!!!!

    Annie

    Annie

    I gave them my address as well. They gave me lots of nylon stockings for giving all the information I had.

    I could only tell them that there was more than more than one snail.

    I'm not sure if this is useful information in amongst the snails there were winkles,

    Why would winkles hide amonst snails?
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    In the famous words of someone I know, mad as a bucket of frogs :!: :!: : r015.gif:lol::lol:

    Joan


    You too?? Something fishy is going on. I was called that as well. :shock:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I went in disguise to look for the eggs. Could this be the one that was stolen?

    It is white gold, but if you look at it too long funny things begin to happen!
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pickled eggs nylon stockings gnomes...you have lost me :roll: :? :)
    Love
    Barbara
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    barbara12 wrote:
    pickled eggs nylon stockings gnomes...you have lost me :roll: :? :)

    No, it's the snails that were lost, but you're OK, they are now all in my garden and I am searching for Sid.

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Annie

    You wrote Sid's name o his bottom don't you remember??

    Please don't tell me you called them all Sid :shock:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cris

    Have you any eggs that your chickens did not lay? Could someone have snuck in when you were not looking and left an egg there hidden in a corner?
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Annie

    You wrote Sid's name o his bottom don't you remember??

    Please don't tell me you called them all Sid :shock:

    Oooh, Trish, thanks for reminding me! I shall set about turning them all upside down and check. Don't wait up for me, I could be some time - turning about a 100 foot long snails upside down might keep me up late!

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You sure they are snails. They sound more like snakes 100ft long snails.
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    You sure they are snails. They sound more like snakes 100ft long snails.

    Ughgggg! That sounds positively gruesome. Sorry I meant there were 100 snails each of them a foot long! Foot-long ones I can just about cope with.........

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    eweewee

    Rather you than me. Don't hurt them will you?
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    eweewee

    Rather you than me. Don't hurt them will you?

    snails around here fly honest, well they do when they get on my veg. over the fence into long grass val
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I have been going around with my spy glass to find the Eggs of Destiny are. However I have not found them.

    I decided to change my looks again, thought dressed like this I'm nearer the ground, I might hear more from the gnomes I can land on them and flutter my wings at them.

    See if I can get more information

    t106010.gif Got my brolly for emergencies.
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Glad you are on the case, Trish. I am happy to report that I have identified Sid and he has a message for us.

    It reads 'the Egg is in the nest' I reckon that's a mare's nest! Now we will have to start looking in trees for large nests!

    Can't get any sense out of the gnomes - they've all got their brollies up, wellies on and seriously p*ssed off expressions.

    Annie

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