Val's Cafe

tjt6768

morning Toni, never cooked this weird veggie stuff before but will give it a go for you..

Tony

tjt6768

Don't suppose you picked up some more jammy d biscuits did you Del? Think I've eatne them all! :shock:
Tony

valval

here jan these smily faces have cream and jam will they do just love them right think decs should go up 6 days before christmas not sure when that is but if that ok by every one . trisher was feeling a little better yesterday she will be back so we have to wait for her till do decs mind you will take forever to sort them if they also covered in hay .
we have just taken delivery of two vibrating heated chairs that recline if they pass muster we might invest in more val

barbara12

thats my third post gone into cyberspace
What i said was here are some JDs swop you for a bacon and cheese butty
and Tony did you get my crimbo tree out your glove box...
Barbara x
PS whos hands are now sore

frogmorton

Ooh lovely Tony -- cooks dead quick doesn't it rthe veggie bacon....mmmmmm....

lovely feel much better now

Decs 6 days before that,ll be about the 19th then Val?

Hay eh?

wonder where that came from.....

tjt6768

barbara12 wrote:

thats my third post gone into cyberspace
What i said was here are some JDs swop you for a bacon and cheese butty
and Tony did you get my crimbo tree out your glove box...
Barbara x
PS whos hands are now sore

That's a swap then, biscuits over bacon any day
I have put your Crimbo tree on the fireplace for you, hope that's ok, have some beads etc left over from doing my Grandma's tree so you can have those too if you like Barbara..
I know what you mean about sore hands, mine are worse than yesterday, better put some more capsicum cream on now.. Oooh, should go to the loo first though :shock: :oops:

Tony

tjt6768

frogmorton wrote:

Ooh lovely Tony -- cooks dead quick doesn't it rthe veggie bacon....mmmmmm....quote]
I think I will take your word for it Toni, I like meat with my meat :shock:

barbara12

Thank you Tony you are very kind....now you wash your hands first :shock:
Just watching the news ...those poor people in Cornwall...just before Christmas has well
Will be back later
Barbara x

frogmorton

Where's the chocolates Barbara left???

Tony?

Del??

Who's had 'em?

Can you not see how THIN I'm getting???!!!

barbara12

frogmorton wrote:

Where's the chocolates Barbara left???

Tony?

Del??

Who's had 'em?

Can you not see how THIN I'm getting???!!!

toni there hid under Jans blanket...

valval

barbara12 wrote:

frogmorton wrote:

Where's the chocolates Barbara left???

Tony?

Del??

Who's had 'em?

Can you not see how THIN I'm getting???!!!

toni there hid under Jans blanket...

jan would never hide it there so who was it

minky67

Hi, Popped in & put the curtains up. Might make the cafe seem a bit warmer & more homely.
Ive even brought fresh flowers for the tables.

Right i'll put some more logs on the fire & try these new vibarating chairs.
OW ererererere tthhhiisss iisss nniicceee, ZZZZZZZZZZ

annie_mial

Hi to anyone hiding behind the lovely new curtains........stopped by for a builders and some bread pudding (I'm sure someone mentioned it).

Damp, warm and windy here..........those floods! Always something before Christmas.

Annie

barbara12

Hi Val Debs ,Annie
I an just popping in for a last mug of tea, and to see if anyone has heard how Trish is doing....I know she hates to be away from the forum bless her..
Barbara x

tjt6768

Evening all (he says in a guilty fashion, wiping chocolate from his mush!)

How are we tonight?

Tony

minky67

Hi Tony, Have you tried these new vibrating chairs vals got for us?
I fell asleep as soon as i sat down
I found some scones,jam & cream in the fridge, they look nice so i'll just have a few
More logs on the fire to keep the embers going for Cris.

What you think of the curtains then, I put them up earlier?
debs

tjt6768

I wondered why you were all smiling, vibrating chairs eh? I thought you were just happy to see me Debs

Will take a pew, try it out, might spill my tea though..

Curtains look great..

Tony

minky67

Tony, we have to try these things out as some with weak hearts or nervous disposition will have to be warned.

Do you think we need to put up a wonky warning?

I didnt think they could be dangerious :shock:
Oh well im ready for a sit down again Always pleased to see you Try turning the chair OFF til youve finished your tea :roll: I dont know :roll:
debs

tjt6768

Couldn't find the off switch, covered in a pint of tea and jammy d crumbs now :shock: :shock:
Think I will be putting in a claim for vibration white ****..

Tony

minky67

tjt6768 wrote:

Couldn't find the off switch, covered in a pint of tea and jammy d crumbs now :shock: :shock:
Think I will be putting in a claim for vibration white ****..

Tony

Oh Dear, VAL VAL we got a compliant :shock: VAL
Dont shoot the messenger, I'll have to get the signs made up.

WONKY WARNING
Please beware of vibrating chairs when handling hot drinks & JDS.
The cafe ( VAL) will take no responsiblity for accidents incurred by said chair.
People with weak hearts & nervous dispositions are advised to avoid chairs at all times. (Especially busy times )
USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)

THE MANAGEMENT

tjt6768

minky67 wrote:

tjt6768 wrote:

Couldn't find the off switch, covered in a pint of tea and jammy d crumbs now :shock: :shock:
Think I will be putting in a claim for vibration white ****..

Tony

Oh Dear, VAL VAL we got a compliant :shock: VAL
Dont shoot the messenger, I'll have to get the signs made up.

WONKY WARNING
Please beware of vibrating chairs when handling hot drinks & JDS.
The cafe ( VAL) will take no responsiblity for accidents incurred by said chair.
People with weak hearts & nervous dispositions are advised to avoid chairs at all times. (Especially busy times )
USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)

THE MANAGEMENT

If you're going to threaten me with 'the management' then I take it back, I don't want the boys in suits calling round here and taking me for a 'drive'... :?
Lol

Tony

minky67

Im not sure any of us on here have the energy to take you off for a drive Tony

You were just wanting a rub down with an oily rag really Making out youve burn yourself wont wash with me you know

More tea me thinks & i'd get otta that chair if i was you, i cant find out how to turn the blummy thing off :roll: Youve gone a funny colour :oops: Quick JDs & tea.....That should help.

roses1

Evening all,

Well those curtains look lovely Debs !

Hope you have left me a scone to go with me T

I am going to try one of the new chairs my backs in need of a jiggle

oooh thats better ... but theres all crumbs and spilt Tea on this one tut tut :roll:

hope you are all well ?

Rose x

minky67

roses1 wrote:

Evening all,

Well those curtains look lovely Debs !

Hope you have left me a scone to go with me T

I am going to try one of the new chairs my backs in need of a jiggle

oooh thats better ... but theres all crumbs and spilt Tea on this one tut tut :roll:

hope you are all well ?

Rose x

Hi Rose, Scones are a plenty & theres your tea.
Have you read the notice before you used the chair?
debs

tjt6768

minky67 wrote:

Im not sure any of us on here have the energy to take you off for a drive Tony

You were just wanting a rub down with an oily rag really Making out youve burn yourself wont wash with me you know

More tea me thinks & i'd get otta that chair if i was you, i cant find out how to turn the blummy thing off :roll: Youve gone a funny colour :oops: Quick JDs & tea.....That should help.

You got me, haha, owt for a cheap frill
Cheers for the tea and biccies, and Rose, I'll clean the mess up luv, hope you're well tonight..?
See, bit of grovelling and a show of my dimples, works a treat..