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  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    ahhhhh.. Thanks hun. And I really dint mind sharing mi cheesecake with ya.
    I'm gonna be logging off in a mo, just waiting for a pm.
    So will bid you a wonderful goodnight, I hope that you sleep well :!: :wink:
    Speak soon :grin:


    Good, we aim to please. I will leave some cheesecake out, with the medicine trolley. A bit of what you fancy eh.

    I will rest well, pills will do their thing and I will doze off. Leaving hugs to one and all, take lots of care, XX Bubbles
    XX Aidan (still known as Bubbles).
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    right better put rest of cheese cake back in fridge tony did not sneek back in for it bless hope he slept.
    come on marigold we need fresh milk
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    i know i wanted milk shake but this going to far
    val
    val
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    t'is oh so quiet, thought I would riddle the fire, get some logs burning, poor cuddles was out back with marigold, trying to keep warm. T pots are full, milk is on, treats by the door, for those who come knocking. Cuddles is happy by the fire now, marigold has been milked, she was, shall we say, FULL.

    I have left some Halloween cakes k020.gif with special ingredients. Well, we overlook Pendle Hill, famous for its witches, so I had to do something appropriate g025.gifg020.gif

    Happy Halloween f050.gif XX Bubbles
    XX Aidan (still known as Bubbles).
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bubbles what in these cakes exactly seem to be floating on ceiling here and only nicked two perhaps should try to float down and pinch different ones see what they do.
    :oops: :oops: that was not good idea now passing wind while floating near ceiling do hope am down before any one comes in will scare them to death
    next time do one will try to grab my tea on way past could be bit messy :lol:
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    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    not sure cuddles likes the pumpkin what do you think
    val
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
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    not sure cuddles likes the pumpkin what do you think

    definitely not Val...............I was thinking tonight was halloween, but it is tomorrow - :roll: see, I told you I don't know if I am on this earth or Fuller's. Bless eh. Keep taking the pills, as the Dr says.
    XX Aidan (still known as Bubbles).
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    yep tonight the night all the brats come for sweets perhaps should buy apples and satsumas to give them that would give them a shock lol
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    well the 11.11.11 is nearly with us the cafe will be having min silence at 11 to remember all who have been killed in wars or injured remembrance is important for all those on all side of conflict loss of life should never be taken lightly we should remember each and every one sorry if this offends any one it is of importance to me no one person is more important than another but any loss should be honored val
    val
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I totally agree...where ever I am I do the min silence...its the least we can do..
    Love
    Barbara
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    it does not remember what side you are on you should remember and work to stop it happening again by never forgetting the harm it does on all sides
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    as you know it the 11th tomorrow so any one calling in could you place a blank message at 11 so we can do a min silence now we need poppies on tables red table clothes

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    they are here some where ??????

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    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    To the Owner.
    Dear Madam,
    With regard to the spare room that you have situated at the rear of this esteemed establishment, on behalf of one of our high profile clients we would like to make a bid for the leasehold at a price that is mutually satisfactory to both parties.
    We await your response.

    Sincerely
    Gropett and Tickle, Solictors at Law for Alan D Lord (Adult Entertainments)Ltd
    An Equal Opportunities Provider


    well i think a £1 should do it you will have to clean all the old clothing (pink mac, trousers etc) but it is yours by the way i am not a madam i have no females working for me selling sex for money cheek of it can not wait to see what alan d lord wants it for
    val cafe owner
    val
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    have always done the minutes silence.. And now I can't forget, it's the wife's birthday.. Lol

    What's all this sub letting going on? I've only been give two minutes and there is some strange fella moving into the spare room with rain coats, rubber wellies and weird plastic underwear :shock:
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ring ring ,can i speak to mr jobs worth please. of coures madam may i ask what it is about. no you may not i will discuss matters with him please put me through.
    there you are mr jobs worth i thought we had an agreement all the tea and cakes you can eat and you keep your nose out of the cafes buisness tut tut tut you do realise i have photos of you reciving free cakes if you do not putting your spoke in the transision between alan d lord and my self they will be in the local papers in the morning do you understand goodbye phone slams down
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    val trisher annie walk into cafe clock on wall says 10.55 they get settled infront of fire with mugs of teas waiting for 11 .
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    time
    val
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,914
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Am here Val

    Being quiet for a change

    Toni xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    here you go a cup of something warm would not let me post blank page lol
    val
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    please can the drivel be deleted, it is upsetting my equipoise. WE don't like SPAM, only in fritters.

    Deleted as requested - Moderator Z
    XX Aidan (still known as Bubbles).
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bubbles wrote:
    please can the drivel be deleted, it is upsetting my equipoise. WE don't like SPAM, only in fritters.

    Deleted as requested - Moderator Z


    well that the tea menue sorted bubbles spam fritters and potatoes rosties(bet that spelt wrong lol)

    great to have you back
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    valval wrote:
    ring ring ,can i speak to mr jobs worth please. of coures madam may i ask what it is about. no you may not i will discuss matters with him please put me through.
    there you are mr jobs worth i thought we had an agreement all the tea and cakes you can eat and you keep your nose out of the cafes buisness tut tut tut you do realise i have photos of you reciving free cakes if you do not putting your spoke in the transision between alan d lord and my self they will be in the local papers in the morning do you understand goodbye phone slams down

    Dear Val
    That told him..Aarf! arf! :lol:
    Anyway the massage tables, ple dancing equipment, codom machines should arrive today, if you have any oriental ladys and or ladyboys arriving re employment can you inform them it is next week

    Thank you

    Fat Kev prop.
    c/o Gropett and Tickle, Solictors at Law for Alan D Lord (Adult Entertainments)Ltd


    toffee apple flavour and peppermint it gets stranger, what are these leg irons for?????. there a bloke wandering about in a towel why??????
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    right mug of hot milk bicky and log fire on the go might get more sleep in a bit you never know


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    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    wondering around in here just had bad dream not sure what caused it not taken co cods for few days so ot them but heart is racing so will sit near window with warm drink listening to the night life val
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    did get back to sleep but had two more dreams so shattered now :lol:

    wonder what caused it do hope does not happen tonight lol

    tea any one???????????
    val
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    sorry but this against my human rights no tea that can not be right you must supply tea with sausage roll will have to get onto my solicitor with regards you visits which you are welcome to make so long as you make a purchase lol yours sincerely Val's café owner
    val

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