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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Blimey, queenfan, Mr DD does that too - scary, isn't it? I think it's a territory/showing off thing. I hope the vet can help. DD

    Tell my lad to pack it in..he stops turns his back on me and sulks... (the dog i mean before anyone puts in a comment.)
  • queenfan
    queenfan Member Posts: 563
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Doctor Rob
    I have been thinking :roll: :roll: I know it must have hurt,
    I think you should ask Lupin to be part of your team, She seems to have a good knowledge about animals, Thats if Lupin hasn't already got a job or free time :)
    Sue x
  • queenfan
    queenfan Member Posts: 563
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    DD you kill me, :lol::lol:

    Daisy It seems little girls do it too, (girl dogs I mean)
    We keep telling him to put his lipstick away :shock: sorry don't mean to be rude :lol: :oops:
    Sue x
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Due to popular demand........

    And the promise of unlimited choc ices......

    Lupin15 has been offered to position of Veterinary Nurse.....

    I hope you will welcome Lupin to this practice......

    Rob x QBE FOBH.......
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Perhaps Nurse Lupin can assist me with my enquiry? If not then Vet Rob will have to do...........

    How come my cat manages to find the only flea for miles? I have just had to deflea her, me and the house AGAIN. None of my neighbours seem to have the same problem (unless they pop in for a cuppa). Are they drawn to her by her magnetic presence?

    Annie
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Rob
    Forgot to ask what the dress code is for work????
    Do i have to wear the green wellies, hot pants and black lace top?
    Surely i can wear a white coat???
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    Perhaps Nurse Lupin can assist me with my enquiry? If not then Vet Rob will have to do...........

    How come my cat manages to find the only flea for miles? I have just had to deflea her, me and the house AGAIN. None of my neighbours seem to have the same problem (unless they pop in for a cuppa). Are they drawn to her by her magnetic presence?

    Annie

    Do you have gravel in your garden, driveway or is someone building nearby? The flea is a little bugger and lives in it. The other option is your cats is just sooo fab they come looking for her...
    may have to get her to lie about where she lives to put the little buggers off her scent.
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lupin15 wrote:
    Rob
    Forgot to ask what the dress code is for work????
    Do i have to wear the green wellies, hot pants and black lace top?
    Surely i can wear a white coat???

    Just a white coat???

    Now.........mmmmmm.....let me think???

    Depends on what the clientel want......

    Rob x QBE FOBS
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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    AH Rob it will be a little chilly for me with just a little white coat can i wear something under it please....
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lupin15 wrote:
    AH Rob it will be a little chilly for me with just a little white coat can i wear something under it please....

    Yes of course....

    You can wear a smile......

    Rob x QBE FOBS
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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ha ha very funny :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    No decided to wear thermals. Back in a tick.
  • queenfan
    queenfan Member Posts: 563
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well Doctor Rob I am so pleased that you have got Nurse Lupin on board :wink: & I am sure you will always be able to rely on her, especially now your business is taking on more animals. Welcome Nurse Lupin :)
    Sue xx
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Right where is that green spotted Ghost snake then? Ummm sure i left it here???
  • queenfan
    queenfan Member Posts: 563
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh please Nurse Lupin, If I have to make an appointment, could please make sure I have one when there are no snakes, or else i'm the one you will be operating on,
    :shock: :shock: sorry terrified of snakes :oops:
    Sue x
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I was once bitten by a loan shark, it was on my doorstep, I am certain that I was dry, I must have been as I was wearing my favourite rice paper outfit that day and I don't remember it melting. Come to think of it, I don't remember why he bit me, maybe he was just really hungry, these gangster type villains are crazy eh?? :shock:
    Tony
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lupin15 wrote:
    Right where is that green spotted Ghost snake then? Ummm sure i left it here???


    Here she is, nurse.........I wrapped her round my neck for safe keeping.......she's lovely and warm.

    Annie
  • queenfan
    queenfan Member Posts: 563
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    lupin15 wrote:
    Right where is that green spotted Ghost snake then? Ummm sure i left it here???


    Here she is, nurse.........I wrapped her round my neck for safe keeping.......she's lovely and warm.

    Annie
    Annie will you get rid of that creature :shock: :shock: PLEASE
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I urgently need a vets advice, my cat is addicted to Christmas cake, I caught him last night in a real dodgy part of town trying to score some 'C-Cake' as the kids call it. We've tried the intervention style approach but he was wise to that and sent a doppelganger in his place. Don't get me wrong, he was a very pleasant doppelganger and had no lust for the devil cake. Please advise..
    Tony (junkie cat owner extraordinaire)
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ah let him have the cake at home that way he will not go and buy dogie ones!!! It is only once a year and it is nearly xmas.
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I know it's only once a year, but it changes him, he goes into extreme rages, I was saw him bite off his own tail when I told him he couldn't have more cake... I have tried to get him to go to the local CA (Cakes Annonymous) meetings but he's having none of it.. I tried weening him off it one year, by substituting the real thing with Angel Cake, I thought seeing as it is made out of real angels it might help, but he became addicted to the crumbs, I think the street name for it is Angel Dust..
    Tony :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Dear he will be at the Meow meow next..
    Beware its makes them aggresive if cornered.
    debs
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I think all feline owners need to know that catnip is a GATEWAY drug, it only leads to heavier things such as cake, crisps and worst of all, the evil of all evils, the banana!!
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    I urgently need a vets advice, my cat is addicted to Christmas cake, I caught him last night in a real dodgy part of town trying to score some 'C-Cake' as the kids call it. We've tried the intervention style approach but he was wise to that and sent a doppelganger in his place. Don't get me wrong, he was a very pleasant doppelganger and had no lust for the devil cake. Please advise..
    Tony (junkie cat owner extraordinaire)

    Hi Tony
    Had sleepless night worry about your cat and think the only solution is for your cat to go into Rehab....no not to Rehab.
    The temptation this time of the year is just too high and to give him any chance of getting clean he will not be out for several months.He will also have to change friendship groups as he is obviously hanging around with the wrong kind of cats. Moving also maybe an option but leave that as a last resort. I will check with the yet to see what he thinks as he may have some other ideas like removing his taste buds...drastic i know but will get back to after surgery later this afternoon.
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The Practice will be open at 6.00 this evening...

    I've spent all day with my hand up a cows back passage....

    But enough of my passtimes...

    Better do some work now......

    Nurse Lupin will be assisting me......

    Rob x
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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    robertls wrote:
    The Practice will be open at 6.00 this evening...

    I've spent all day with my hand up a cows back passage....

    But enough of my passtimes...

    Better do some work now......

    Nurse Lupin will be assisting me......

    Rob x

    Opps forgot to tell you at Parish meeting tonight....yawn yawn but someone has to do it. You are on your own i am afraid...don,t forget the cake addicted cat...... any ideas?

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