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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Hi Nurse, I tried the earplugs first, those little sponge ones? They didn't work and to be honest they were really hard to swallow :shock:

    Someone didn't read the instructions did they???? The plastic ones are better you can mould them into the shape of your eye hole!!
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    But then I wouldn't be able to see him to hit him with the blood-stained hammer I still happen to have in my hand for no apparent reason!!! Officer??!!
    Lol
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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    oopppss i meant ears...oh well.
    Hows the hammer? Sorry i mean the cat?
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The cat is fine, heard me coming a mile off and woke up, by the time I had stumbled blindly over to his bed and bashed away with said hammer all I did was fluff his pillows (no, not a euthamism) up for him!! And hurt mi wrists... He is now sleepy even more soundly and snoring more... I am not just back to square one, I am in negative terratory...... Help..?!


    Tony :mrgreen:
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    The cat is fine, heard me coming a mile off and woke up, by the time I had stumbled blindly over to his bed and bashed away with said hammer all I did was fluff his pillows (no, not a euthamism) up for him!! And hurt mi wrists... He is now sleepy even more soundly and snoring more... I am not just back to square one, I am in negative terratory...... Help..?!


    Tony :mrgreen:

    Bring him in later and he will have to have them taken out???
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    'Them'??? They've already gone, he still gives me dirty looks for taking him for 'that' done... I did what was advised before and have removed all Crimbo cake from within reach of his greedy little paws, think he's tried breaking into the liquer cabinet (haha, like we're posh enough to have one of those!? :lol: ) as there are white hairs on the lock, and they're not mine!
    Do they do AA meetings for cats?


    Tony :mrgreen:
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    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Not sure about the AA for cats but will look into it for you.
    As for removal of bits i was not talking about his meat and two veg....... it was the other end.
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lupin15 wrote:
    Not sure about the AA for cats but will look into it for you.
    As for removal of bits i was not talking about his meat and two veg....... it was the other end.
    Ahhh... Now I am with you, lol.. For a minute then I thought you meant that they may have grown back :shock: :lol:
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    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    If I may interject here..........

    Cats not only have 9 lives......

    The males of the species also have 9 pairs of..........bal.........knac.........nu.............tenticles.......

    8 pairs hidden inside them...........

    If one pair disappear..........another pair will 'drop' in place......

    Ever tried eating them???..........just like chicken......

    No matter........

    Please try all suggestions my knowledgable Nurse has suggested....

    If all else fails...........move........

    Its works everytime........

    Please remember to pay your bill before moving.......

    Rob x QBE FOBS..

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You are kidding. Aren't you? DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi wouldn't bother moving he will only track you down.....and then you will pay the price.
    As for the meat and two veg.....only one set, none hidden they only have 9 lives not nine sets of b...s!!!!!.
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Now I am really baffled, got the vet saying one thing and the nurse saying summat else, you two need to work from the same page... lol
    Chicken you say........ Mmmmmmm, I likes chicken, cheap meal me thinks..


    Tony :mrgreen:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Sorry (whispering) vet has a dink prob!!!!!! meow..
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Then what the hell have I just had for my tea??!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: It did taste like chicken!!!!!!!!?????????
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Has anyone seen the vet today? Have a bird with no feathers in the office...........actually have loads of feathers but no bird :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? Wonder if someone has eaten it?????anyone going to own up???
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lupin15 wrote:
    Has anyone seen the vet today? Have a bird with no feathers in the office...........actually have loads of feathers but no bird :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? Wonder if someone has eaten it?????anyone going to own up???
    Erm........... Hope it wasn't someones pet :shock: :oops:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hope not just checking the records now....can not remember a bird coming in but Zappy was working yesterday morning.
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    OK surgery will be open even with snow on the ground.. Please be patent as the vet has a sore ......after falling off his ski's this morning on his way to the clinic. Be gently with him...
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yes bring it in the vet can do it...the kiss of life. He is out of practise but he will giveit a whirl.
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I hope it's the first time he'll have had his lips on a 'bird' with a tail :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Do you know i am not really sure????? Maybe he will tell al later???
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    I hope it's the first time he'll have had his lips on a 'bird' with a tail :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:


    Shouldn't think so, pheasant, partridge, quail and grouse all spring to mind!

    Annie
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    Is it possible to give the kiss of life to a Duck Billed Platypus?

    Of course it is......

    Its very expensive though....

    Its a hefty bill......

    Rob x QBE FOBS
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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    My lord and master has spoken.....
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lupin15 wrote:
    My lord and master has spoken.....

    That comment sounds expensive.....

    What do you want???

    Rob x QBE FOBS
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