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tjt6768 wrote:Hi Nurse, I tried the earplugs first, those little sponge ones? They didn't work and to be honest they were really hard to swallow :shock:
Someone didn't read the instructions did they???? The plastic ones are better you can mould them into the shape of your eye hole!!0 -
But then I wouldn't be able to see him to hit him with the blood-stained hammer I still happen to have in my hand for no apparent reason!!! Officer??!!
LolMe-Tony
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Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
oopppss i meant ears...oh well.
Hows the hammer? Sorry i mean the cat?0 -
The cat is fine, heard me coming a mile off and woke up, by the time I had stumbled blindly over to his bed and bashed away with said hammer all I did was fluff his pillows (no, not a euthamism) up for him!! And hurt mi wrists... He is now sleepy even more soundly and snoring more... I am not just back to square one, I am in negative terratory...... Help..?!
TonyMe-Tony
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Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
tjt6768 wrote:The cat is fine, heard me coming a mile off and woke up, by the time I had stumbled blindly over to his bed and bashed away with said hammer all I did was fluff his pillows (no, not a euthamism) up for him!! And hurt mi wrists... He is now sleepy even more soundly and snoring more... I am not just back to square one, I am in negative terratory...... Help..?!
Tony
Bring him in later and he will have to have them taken out???0 -
'Them'??? They've already gone, he still gives me dirty looks for taking him for 'that' done... I did what was advised before and have removed all Crimbo cake from within reach of his greedy little paws, think he's tried breaking into the liquer cabinet (haha, like we're posh enough to have one of those!? ) as there are white hairs on the lock, and they're not mine!
Do they do AA meetings for cats?
TonyMe-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Not sure about the AA for cats but will look into it for you.
As for removal of bits i was not talking about his meat and two veg....... it was the other end.0 -
lupin15 wrote:Not sure about the AA for cats but will look into it for you.
As for removal of bits i was not talking about his meat and two veg....... it was the other end.Me-Tony
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Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
If I may interject here..........
Cats not only have 9 lives......
The males of the species also have 9 pairs of..........bal.........knac.........nu.............tenticles.......
8 pairs hidden inside them...........
If one pair disappear..........another pair will 'drop' in place......
Ever tried eating them???..........just like chicken......
No matter........
Please try all suggestions my knowledgable Nurse has suggested....
If all else fails...........move........
Its works everytime........
Please remember to pay your bill before moving.......
Rob x QBE FOBS..
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You are kidding. Aren't you? DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Hi wouldn't bother moving he will only track you down.....and then you will pay the price.
As for the meat and two veg.....only one set, none hidden they only have 9 lives not nine sets of b...s!!!!!.0 -
Now I am really baffled, got the vet saying one thing and the nurse saying summat else, you two need to work from the same page... lol
Chicken you say........ Mmmmmmm, I likes chicken, cheap meal me thinks..
TonyMe-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Sorry (whispering) vet has a dink prob!!!!!! meow..0
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Then what the hell have I just had for my tea??!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: It did taste like chicken!!!!!!!!?????????Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Has anyone seen the vet today? Have a bird with no feathers in the office...........actually have loads of feathers but no bird :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? Wonder if someone has eaten it?????anyone going to own up???0
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lupin15 wrote:Has anyone seen the vet today? Have a bird with no feathers in the office...........actually have loads of feathers but no bird :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? Wonder if someone has eaten it?????anyone going to own up???Me-Tony
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Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Hope not just checking the records now....can not remember a bird coming in but Zappy was working yesterday morning.0
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OK surgery will be open even with snow on the ground.. Please be patent as the vet has a sore ......after falling off his ski's this morning on his way to the clinic. Be gently with him...0
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Yes bring it in the vet can do it...the kiss of life. He is out of practise but he will giveit a whirl.0
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I hope it's the first time he'll have had his lips on a 'bird' with a tail :shock: :shock: :shock:Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Do you know i am not really sure????? Maybe he will tell al later???0
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tjt6768 wrote:I hope it's the first time he'll have had his lips on a 'bird' with a tail :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shouldn't think so, pheasant, partridge, quail and grouse all spring to mind!
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My lord and master has spoken.....0
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