New Year Forum Cruise

katekelly

Good afternoon fellow crew members and guests alike. Being First Mate I thought I would give you a few clues regarding our destination.

After leaving port we will head south so that we cross the Equator at midnight tomorrow night. As many of you old sea dogs know there is a ceremony that has to be adhered to when we "Cross the Line". This includes someone to dress and act as King Triton and someone as his Lady love. They then need to 'baptise' the 'virgins' of crossing the line. This includes all types of merriment also buckets of flour, water and food colouring. So we need volunteers for Triton and his Queen, people to make up the buckets of slop and a list of all that are virgins to this ceremony. For all that take part there will be the ultimate prize - one of Rehabs pickled eggs.

After our detour to cross the line we will continue on our way to the carribean at warp factor 10.

The First Mate.

PamieAFC1903

OKli complied a list of sporting activities, just needs to be approved by the Cap'n

(If there is a pool) Aquaerobics
Yoga
Aerobics
Gym
5-a-side football (forms for teams is at Reception)
Badminton
Karate
Tai Chi
Trampolining
&
Netball

If interested please contact me in the Gym Room no 555. Hope to see some of you there.

P.S The sports I have chosen are all good for joints and pains .

tjt6768

Hi Tinks, I've had somewhat of a promotion to Captain... Think I may just do a spot of dj'ing too but might have to delegate...

Pamie, those are fine sporting activities mi dear.. Now what kind of joints are you talking about? Have to ask as were heading toward the caribbean eventually and they have different joints to us, lol..
If there is going to be any of that funny business on my ship I'll haver to confiscate it.. I will then be found am hour later in the tuck shop buying all the chocolates.... Oh, and probably giggling away to myself...
Haha )

angelgirl7

tjt6768 wrote:

Hi Tinks, I've had somewhat of a promotion to Captain... Think I may just do a spot of dj'ing too but might have to delegate...

Pamie, those are fine sporting activities mi dear.. Now what kind of joints are you talking about? Have to ask as were heading toward the caribbean eventually and they have different joints to us, lol..
If there is going to be any of that funny business on my ship I'll haver to confiscate it.. I will then be found am hour later in the tuck shop buying all the chocolates.... Oh, and probably giggling away to myself...
Haha )

LMAO x

B x

PamieAFC1903

angelgirl7 wrote:

tjt6768 wrote:

Hi Tinks, I've had somewhat of a promotion to Captain... Think I may just do a spot of dj'ing too but might have to delegate...

Pamie, those are fine sporting activities mi dear.. Now what kind of joints are you talking about? Have to ask as were heading toward the caribbean eventually and they have different joints to us, lol..
If there is going to be any of that funny business on my ship I'll haver to confiscate it.. I will then be found am hour later in the tuck shop buying all the chocolates.... Oh, and probably giggling away to myself...
Haha )

LMAO x

B x

LMAO.....

I do mean body joint me dear cap'n. If you would like the other joint however I am sure I can arrange that also hehe.

joanlawson

katekelly wrote:

Good afternoon fellow crew members and guests alike. Being First Mate I thought I would give you a few clues regarding our destination.

After leaving port we will head south so that we cross the Equator at midnight tomorrow night. As many of you old sea dogs know there is a ceremony that has to be adhered to when we "Cross the Line". This includes someone to dress and act as King Triton and someone as his Lady love. They then need to 'baptise' the 'virgins' of crossing the line. This includes all types of merriment also buckets of flour, water and food colouring. So we need volunteers for Triton and his Queen, people to make up the buckets of slop and a list of all that are virgins to this ceremony. For all that take part there will be the ultimate prize - one of Rehabs pickled eggs.

After our detour to cross the line we will continue on our way to the carribean at warp factor 10.

The First Mate.

URGENT MESSAGE FOR ALL CREW AND PASSENGERS

There seems to be some confusion as to when the ship is setting sail on this epic cruise. As most passengers and crew ( including the captain ) will be three sheets to the wind at Midnight tomorrow, the Skylark will embark on its voyage sometime on New Year's Day ( depending on when the captain sobers up enough to be in charge of the largest, most luxurious cruise-liner in the world :!: )

The ''Cross the Line'' ceremony will therefore take place at Midnight on 1st January. Volunteers for Triton and his Queen are needed, along with a list of all who are virgins ( to the ceremony :!: :oops: )

Joan, Director of Cruises for JL Cruises Ltd.

tjt6768

Good evening ladies and gents, hope we're all well tonight, as the wonderful Mrs Lawson had stated, I will be in no fit state to pilot the vessel come midnight tomorrow as I will be swapping small talk with the high society folks, now I am a Captain I get invited to all the posh do's... Think tomorrow night is being hosted by wills and wotserface.. You know, that couple that are getting wed next year? Oh come on, it was in all the papers.. I don't mean to be a name dropper but... Well his Granny is a fairly well known character, think she was in eastenders or summat...
Lol..


Pamie, you can be the ships... Erm... Unofficial chemist once in international waters.. Anyone wishing to partake of Pamie's special medicine must first go through a strict medical.. Just in case, don't want to get sued because someone jumps overboard thinking they can fly... Haha

PamieAFC1903

tjt6768 wrote:

Good evening ladies and gents, hope we're all well tonight, as the wonderful Mrs Lawson had stated, I will be in no fit state to pilot the vessel come midnight tomorrow as I will be swapping small talk with the high society folks, now I am a Captain I get invited to all the posh do's... Think tomorrow night is being hosted by wills and wotserface.. You know, that couple that are getting wed next year? Oh come on, it was in all the papers.. I don't mean to be a name dropper but... Well his Granny is a fairly well known character, think she was in eastenders or summat...
Lol..


Pamie, you can be the ships... Erm... Unofficial chemist once in international waters.. Anyone wishing to partake of Pamie's special medicine must first go through a strict medical.. Just in case, don't want to get sued because someone jumps overboard thinking they can fly... Haha

LMAO...... I will get some *ahem*, valium, erm anything anyone needs lmao....

I will only need picked up in Burntisland (it's in Fife) at night now as I am coming home from Aberdeen .... be round about 9pm or maybe 10pm lol.....

tjt6768

that won't be a problem Pamie, will get an able bodied seaman to come and escort you safely to the ship.. Don't worry, no customs checks boarding this vessel... Well, not while I'm Captain anyway, lol..
As long as I get mates rates! Haha..

PamieAFC1903

LMAO!!!!

Hmmmm, how about all meds are FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

tjt6768

Free ones are even better! Off for a bit now so will catch you all later

valval

val annie rehab and joan walk into the bar.
what do you all want to drink says val.
rehab a pint
annie a sherry
joan gin and tonic well i will have white wine for now.
who is on the bar tonight come on we need a drink??
annie give us a leg up will get them my self hope no one wants ice rehab grab these nuts and we will sit over there near the fountaine

joanlawson

Good evening, Val. Glad to see that you are on board already, and I hope that your cabin is comfortable and meets all your requirements. Where did you find rehab :?: Was he lurking behind the bar, or was he under your bunk :?: Anyway, I'm glad that he is on board, and I hope that Fat Kev and Alan D. Lord are with us too. How kind of you to offer me my favourite drink, a G&T!

Cheers, Val, Annie, Rehab, and anyone else who is joining us in a pre-voyage, pre New Year drink. :!:

valval

joanlawson wrote:

Good evening, Val. Glad to see that you are on board already, and I hope that your cabin is comfortable and meets all your requirements. Where did you find rehab :?: Was he lurking behind the bar, or was he under your bunk :?: Anyway, I'm glad that he is on board, and I hope that Fat Kev and Alan D. Lord are with us too. How kind of you to offer me my favourite drink, a G&T!

Cheers, Val, Annie, Rehab, and anyone else who is joining us in a pre-voyage, pre New Year drink. :!:

well just knocked on his cabin door and said drinks and here he is mind you his bed was rather full sure they were just airing the sheets for him lol. here you go have a refill had to get here early did not want to get snowed in or held up in traffic would not miss this for anything. just popped into store room and fat kev was in there eating pork pie and drinking larger

tjt6768

Evening everyone... Hope that we are all well and getting ready for our spectacular cruise.. I would love a drink, pint pot of tea, Captain's perogative you know.. Lol
Don't get too close to the fountain, it's a champagne fountain, if you fall in there you'll never want to get out!! :shock:

valval

tjt6768 wrote:

Evening everyone... Hope that we are all well and getting ready for our spectacular cruise.. I would love a drink, pint pot of tea, Captain's perogative you know.. Lol
Don't get too close to the fountain, it's a champagne fountain, if you fall in there you'll never want to get out!! :shock:

now that will save keep hopping over the bar will get some glasses and we can help our selves to it lol

tjt6768

Well everything is free so help youselves as per...
Just be very careful if you take anything from Pamie's 'special' medicine cabinet, I cannot garauntee what the outcome may be... :shock: :?

valval

rehab i know i asked you to fill the glasses but did you have to take your shoes and socks off to do it mind you it still tastes great

tjt6768

I am going to ask rehab if him, alan and fat kev will dance for the gals to this special song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KvbisFtTz8

Hope they agree to entertain you all...

valval

well we will have to wait and see mind you how do we get fat kev out of the stock room only rehab manages that and he in the fountain up to his knees in bubbles ) ) ) x:rudolf )

tjt6768

Rehab will be fine, he's got his ambands on and there is a lifering at the side.... And a bevvy of beautiful lifegaurds just like them in Baywatch keeping an eye on him in case he gets in trouble...
Will have to try to lure fat Kev out with a trail of pork scratchings and smarties..

valval

tjt6768 wrote:

Rehab will be fine, he's got his ambands on and there is a lifering at the side.... And a bevvy of beautiful lifegaurds just like them in Baywatch keeping an eye on him in case he gets in trouble...
Will have to try to lure fat Kev out with a trail of pork scratchings and smarties..

joanlawson

Lifeguards like these :?: He'll stay in that fountain forever then :!:

PamieAFC1903

joanlawson wrote:

Lifeguards like these :?: He'll stay in that fountain forever then :!:

OMG when did the old me get morphed into a picture like that

joanlawson

You and me both, Pamie :!: