New Year Forum Cruise

lupin15

Good afternoon...ahhh nearly evening. I am pleased to announce that the band overboard have been found in one of the lifeboats.
Apparently someone.......had changed the numbers around on the doors of the crews rooms and they couldn't find there's so ended up sleeping in the life boat. The numbers have now put back correctly and the person found with the missing screw driver from the office will be in BIG trouble. We called the life guard because we thought they had fallen overboard and they have been searching for them....
The band will be playing on deck 4 at 8pm and are happy for you to leave request at the office before hand. They cannot promise but will do there best to play all tunes requested.
There will be ORGANISED GAMES IN THE POOL this evening for those how could not help themselves in the early hours of the morning. PLEASE NOT SOME FORM OF CLOTHING MUST BE WORN and bikinis are acceptable.
Must dash don't forget cocktail at 6pm and there is also a film showing in the cinema " the deep".

barbara12

OMG dont say iv missed the ship again....did this last year...ahhh here is a little boat wonder if they will give me a lift....someone will have to give me a leg up when I land stern side right Im here....hello anyone there to drop a rope :? helloooo...what with me in my sunday best climbing aboard...what must I look like. :oops: :roll:

valval

barbara12 wrote:

OMG dont say iv missed the ship again....did this last year...ahhh here is a little boat wonder if they will give me a lift....someone will have to give me a leg up when I land stern side right Im here....hello anyone there to drop a rope :? helloooo...what with me in my sunday best climbing aboard...what must I look like. :oops: :roll:

here grab on both hands hold tight come on you lot pull pull pull
oops her skirt is up over her head glad she has clean ones on lol

barbara12

valval wrote:

barbara12 wrote:

OMG dont say iv missed the ship again....did this last year...ahhh here is a little boat wonder if they will give me a lift....someone will have to give me a leg up when I land stern side right Im here....hello anyone there to drop a rope :? helloooo...what with me in my sunday best climbing aboard...what must I look like. :oops: :roll:

here grab on both hands hold tight come on you lot pull pull pull
oops her skirt is up over her head glad she has clean ones on lol

Oh know....first time I have worn a thong :oops: ...will catch mi death...right I have landed...anyone seen Robbie....

joanlawson

YIPPEE :!: :!: We are sailing, we are sailing.........at last :!:

Organised games in the pool, and NOT some form of clothing :?: The mind boggles, Lupin. :shock: :shock:

Ooo look, fireworks over the bay to see us on our way :!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLZPatq53k&feature=fvw

barbara12

joanlawson wrote:

YIPPEE :!: :!: We are sailing, we are sailing.........at last :!:

Organised games in the pool, and NOT some form of clothing :?: The mind boggles, Lupin. :shock: :shock:

Ooo look, fireworks over the bay to see us on our way :!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLZPatq53k&feature=fvw

Oh how lovely...have gone all goose bumtys

valval

am so glad we are off to warmer climes it going to get cold here again right after all the excitment with the rope will go bath and ready for dinner

Colin1

Its ok i'm a doctor ill sort the captain out

Quick nurse go and get my bag


Ok Doctor,
Stay calm barbara i know what this is, Tony must be related to hook and as we sailed to sea he has turned pale and developed hookitis. Only one thing will cure this.
I need to give all the female staff a full medical at once its the only way to save the captain Barbara "Love those knees girl" come on take the lot off, My god look his hands are returning to normal

valval

well his face will be red if he touches me with them

barbara12

Colin1 wrote:

Its ok i'm a doctor ill sort the captain out

Quick nurse go and get my bag


Ok Doctor,
Stay calm barbara i know what this is, Tony must be related to hook and as we sailed to sea he has turned pale and developed hookitis. Only one thing will cure this.
I need to give all the female staff a full medical at once its the only way to save the captain Barbara "Love those knees girl" come on take the lot off, My god look his hands are returning to normal

Oh no I am saving myself for Robbie...Williams he is waiting in my cabin...I may be gone some time..

PamieAFC1903

ERM!!!

I've been waiting at Burntisland for 22 minutes

tjt6768

My God, what happened? One minute I was in my cabin next I'm being woken up groped and prodded all over the place... Hope nobody had taken embarrassing photos while I was unconscious!
Right, where's my first mate... Hope she's got things under control..

Did someone mention Robbie? I thought he was a stowaway so I threw him overboard... I'm really sorry... I gave him a life ring..


Oh my word, it's all coming back to me now, how I ended up here...
I was ship-napped by that pirate Del and his first mate Ardcase Arthur... They tortured me using a robbie williams cd, maybe it psychologically scarred me and that's why I threw him overboard..
The pirates were after the safe combination to get to the treasure map.. Fear not people for even faced with robbies so called greatest hits double cd I told them nothing....
I take my duties very seriously and put this ship before my eardrums

Right, full engines, let's go pick pamie up, the poor wee lassy

joanlawson

Colin1 wrote:

Its ok i'm a doctor ill sort the captain out

Quick nurse go and get my bag


Ok Doctor,
Stay calm barbara i know what this is, Tony must be related to hook and as we sailed to sea he has turned pale and developed hookitis. Only one thing will cure this.
I need to give all the female staff a full medical at once its the only way to save the captain Barbara "Love those knees girl" come on take the lot off, My god look his hands are returning to normal

This cruise is turning into a right ''Carry-on'' already Ooooh Matron :!:

tjt6768

Mwahhaahhaahhhhaahhh in a Sid James fashion....

joanlawson

tjt6768

joanlawson wrote:

That's where my HATTIE went, lol :?

valval

turning into a strange cruise this one wonder what tomorrow will bring hope it warmer climes right off for night cap then early night ready for early swim in pool and some sunbathing hard life but some one has to do it hope trisher joins me

tjt6768

valval wrote:

turning into a strange cruise this one wonder what tomorrow will bring hope it warmer climes right off for night cap then early night ready for early swim in pool and some sunbathing hard life but some one has to do it hope trisher joins me

You just relax Val, have a stress free trip, as Captain it's my duty to do all the stressing for you all, lol..
The pool is heated by the way, just in case...
We had to go pick Pamie up from scotland before heading off for the sun, don't know if we've collected her yet..

Have a nice evening..

joanlawson

I'm not sure what Hattie's doing with that daffodil. Maybe she will wave it like a magic wand, and then everyone will be pain-free for the whole voyage. I hope so :!:

Where are we going tomorrow, captain :?: Can we stop off somewhere warm like the Canary Isles please :?: I've got my bikini and sunhat ready :!:

tjt6768

Well in that case, I will unpack my speedos and we can had off to the Canary islands then..... Never been so looking forward to it..

I think we should all have a picnic on the beach

valval

picnic on the beach great idea will be ready for that

joanlawson

Wow, Captain, you're looking good :!: :!: But what happened to all your tattoos :?: They seem to be missing A picnic on the beach sounds great, but I'm not sure about that beachball. Far too energetic for me :roll: Might go for a quick paddle in the sea though

tjt6768

joanlawson wrote:

Wow, Captain, you're looking good :!: :!: But what happened to all your tattoos :?: They seem to be missing A picnic on the beach sounds great, but I'm not sure about that beachball. Far too energetic for me :roll: Might go for a quick paddle in the sea though

Sorry for the deception, you caught me out, I used a body double Joan... :oops: :oops: Can't find a doo-dah with tattoos, lol..
We can just use the beachball as a foot rest if you like..
Val, as you're a proprioter of such a wonderful cafe would you like to do the food for the picnic?

bubbles

Did someone shout for Matron - wheezing, but still functional in an emergency

Not that I am a lover of the high seas, I was queasy on Loch Ness and that was like a mill pond - will take my pills and potter aboard.

I take it the all night buffet will be open.

tjt6768

Hi Bubbles, there are plenty of handsome (so I'm told) sailors on board to help you find your sealegs mi dear, the buffet is 24hrs or food can be brought to your cabin..