New Year Forum Cruise

PamieAFC1903

LMAO!!! guid minds think alike huh Joan hehe....

tjt6768

Well if them's the lifegaurds he'll be easy to find, sat in the fountain, pretending to need the kiss of life!!
Lol
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PamieAFC1903

I aint gien no one a kiss o life, even if it is my old self pmsl!

tjt6768

PamieAFC1903 wrote:

I aint gien no one a kiss o life, even if it is my old self pmsl!

Hang on Pamie, just gotta refer t'ut dikshunurri to figgur art wot viz sayin.... Arr, now am wivvi...

joanlawson

PamieAFC1903 wrote:

I aint gien no one a kiss o life, even if it is my old self pmsl!

Don't worry, Pamie, I can do that. I'm quite good at it, so I've been told :!: :oops:

lupin15

Ok folks. You will all need an afternoon nap as this evening is going to be action packed so make sure you are topped up with meds and drink.
The evening will start with a meal and names will be pulled out of the hat as to who will be sitting at the captains table. (The captain maybe under it quite early so long dresses are recommend for the ladies )
The captain has insisted on doing his dance routine with the group early on in the evening !!!!! Members of the staff are reminded to turn up to practise at 2pm in the main ball room...don't be late. Dress code will be medieval as all the food is going to be finger food and bones can be thrown onto the floor. Underwear is optional but they never use to wear it !!!
We will have singers, strippers (there will be some special people two we all know and love...watch this space) line dancing with a difference (more information to follow).
Any special request must be done before 1pm...i cannot promise but will do my best to arrange. I am sorry to say no escorts can be arranged this year due to the abuse that accrued..... We are unable to find anyone who will supply escorts. Too wild was the words used!!!!Not sure what you lot got upto last year??
Updates to follow.

angelgirl7

Wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo just arrived and my cabin is fab, I can see the dance floor from here so watch that space for my moves ) ) )
For now, I am going to have a little lie down and rest my weary legs ......................

Beckie X

valval

what did we drink last night and why am i wet through better have a dip in the pool then back to bed need to feel much better for this evening

PamieAFC1903

My tummys gone iffy

joanlawson

delboy wrote:

I'm lurking outside the harbour :green

That sounds ominous :!: :shock: :shock: :shock:

joanlawson

WELCOME ABOARD, SHIPMATES :!:




The cruise will begin at some time today when Captain Tony surfaces after last night's celebrations. Hope he hasn't got too much of a hangover :shock: :shock:

PamieAFC1903

joanlawson wrote:

WELCOME ABOARD, SHIPMATES :!:




The cruise will begin at some time today when Captain Tony surfaces after last night's celebrations. Hope he hasn't got too much of a hangover :shock: :shock:

And I shall see you all in Burntisland when you come and pick me up. I hope that activities lists are filling up!

tjt6768

Good morning folks, please whisper as I have a sore head, me, wills, philip, harry, boris mayor of london, hugh grant, david walliams all ended up back at the palace, a few drinks later and for some bizarre reason I thought it'd be a good idea to streak through philips bedroom while his missus was in bed.... Well, she woke, I screamed like a girl, she screamed like a queen.... Beefeaters were called, stocks were locked, fruit thrown, blah blah.... I hate tomatoes at the best of times but thrown at you, and still in the bloody tins.. My God that Lizzie has a good throwing arm..
I'm off to my cabin, I will arise when I see fit, anyone disturbing me will be made to walk the plank.. If it comes to it, just set off... Lol

Captain out...

valval

no one up mind you was good party last night will stroll around the deck and get some sea air.
rehab will you get out of that fountain you are getting wrinkled come on will give you a hand you better get some sleep who knows what will happen on this trip.
trisher are you coming for stroll around the deck with me
then we will pop in to see what on for breakfast today val

tjt6768

Just popping my head around my cabin door to bark orders at the chef... "GET MY BREAKFAST!"..... Note to self, stop shouting...

Hope everyone had a good night at the party..
I'm off back to bed for a bit..

Captain Tony

Colin1

Hi guys sorry i havent been around just a little bit of sea sickness. I thouth perhaps a 50s or 60s night in the state room might go down well not that i remember the 50s or 60s by the way i brought my band (Colin and the Sicknotes) gis a job laaa

What do ya wanna make those eyes at me for
If they don't mean what they say
They make me glad, they make me sad
They make me want a lot of things that I never had

You're fooling around with me now
Well you lead me on and then you run away
Well that's all right, I'll get you alone some night
And baby you'll find, you're messing with dynamite
So what do ya wanna make those eyes at me for
If they don't mean what they say

lupin15

MORNING ONE AND ALL...opps sorry didn't mean to shout. Hope everyone had a fab night (that is if you can remember it). Free headache meds in all locations around the ship alone with motion tablets for those how have left their sea legs at home.
We are serving brunch today rather than breakfast as not many people appear to have got up yet???Can't think why??
Hair of the dog is now being served in all the bars and with brunch.
Entertainment is low key tonight due to the fact we have been unable to find the group "Overboard"...no that is their name. A search has not turned them up yet so fingers crossed. Bingo will be held on deck three this afternoon at 3pm and then 8pm. Cocktails will be served at 6pm (for those who can make it!!!) and again names out of the hat for sitting with the captain. The captain maybe a little out of salts and have a sense of humour failing due to the fact SOMEONE had sewn up the opening to his trouser bottoms and arms of his jacket and put Baileys in his hat???? He is on the war path so be warned avoid talking about these subjects.
Hope you all have a wonderful bunch...
Yes will the people that left their clothing around the pool please collect it from the laundry. It has been cleaned and pressed for you....You can also view the pictures taken by our staff and get copies for £6.00 each or 3 for £15.00 (go to the checking office to view and purchase. We also doing a deleting of picture services for a fee of £20.00.
Have a wonderful afternoon...

valval

who the heck took that photo of me do i look like that how did i get my legs up there is that even posible no wonder they feel like some one been pulling them off.
who is that in the pink bathers sure it a man but it a little out of focus is he on the sufr board and what that female doing on there should she be laying down why does she not fall off.
love the pic of trisher did she put the christmas decs on her scooter??? loving the bells will hear her coming val

joanlawson

OOooooohhh :!: :!: I'm getting excited now :!: Bingo at 3pm. and cocktails at 6pm, not to mention Colin and the Sicknotes playing 50s and 60s music in the State Room.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTQBjKW95lU
BRILLIANT :!: :!:

The crowds are assembling to wave us goodbye



All we need now is for the captain to awake from his slumbers and then off we go :!:

tjt6768

Good afternoon passengers and staff, this is your Captain speaking, I hope we are all well on our way to a good recovery from last night...
I myself had just one our two drinks, ahem....
Could the person responsible for vandalising my trousers, jacket and more annoyingly my hat please make themselves known to the Mrs Lawson for the appropriate punishments!!
I will not set sail until the guilty party owns up!!!

tjt6768

we would have waited Tinks.. Lol
Are you sure you can't sew...? Do you drink baileys? Think I will have to get a private detective on the case.. It's taken me ages to un stitch the uniform and my hat is still soaking in the tub, I hate the smell of coffee!

joanlawson

Sorry Captain, I have to own up. It was me who sewed up your uniform trousers and jacket :oops: :oops: I can't quite understand what happened because I thought I was making some new curtains for your cabin, but it seems like the sewing machine ran away with me. Could it be something to do with that hat-full of Baileys I kept slurping from :?: It seemed like a good idea at the time

Anyway, I've unpicked the stitches and cleaned the hat, so ARE WE OFF YET :?: :?:



Ooohh, captain, you've gone a funny colour, and why have your hands turned into hooks :?:

tjt6768

well Mrs Lawson, my word is my bond, you must punish yourself in an appropriate manner, then we can prepare to set sail..

Once punished we may start the engines, check the passenger list.. And we can be off..

joanlawson

Flippin Heck :!: :!: I've never known a cruise take so long to set off :!: :shock: :shock: OK, I'll mop the decks for a week as punishment

Will that do :?: :?:

Right, can you start the engine and pull up the anchor now, captain :?: :?: LET'S GO :!: :!: :!:

tjt6768

Ok folks... Joan had been punished so it's time to set sail so to speak........

Engines started, passenger list checked...?

Well let's go then....