Anyone for an AC Halloween Coven?

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  • deedeeitsme
    deedeeitsme Member Posts: 321
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Can you ladies with all your witchin
    Make me a spell to stop toes from twitchin,
    Been 4 days now, it's such a farce,
    It really is a pain in the.........BUM

    Dee x
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Arm of slug and spider's nose
    stop the twitching in the toes.
    Add to them a slow worm's ear,
    also shift pain in the rear.

    Did it work? I have to say, my spell- making seems to be way off line today.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Give Stickys spells a boost
    So they all come home to roost. Mig
  • deedeeitsme
    deedeeitsme Member Posts: 321
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No my toes are still a twitchin,
    this really takes the biscuit,
    maybe a touch more spiders nose,
    thats if you dare to risk it,
    just a touch don't go too far,
    or you will cause a ruckus,
    and all the spiders everywhere,
    will crawl out of the bushes......... :o

    This is really taking my mind off the twitchy toes so maybe spell worked a little x Dee x
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Spiders' noses? Tut, tut, tut.
    They're quite difficult to cut.
    And my fingers aren't the best.
    Someone help me with this quest?
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Pass the knife I'll make the cut
    Do we want the blood and guts ?
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You're the expert. If you can
    toss the guts into the pan.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mig, I can imagine just that situation...considered 'caring' but actually downright patronising and you know you'd do a better job than they ever could anyway. I just got Mr LV to vacate the car whilst I reversed into a tight gap because his 'help' and shouting 'turn, turn, too late, you're too late' wasn't actually very helpful to me. He apparently thinks that's me being a bit stressy but really I was about to really lose it with him when I told him to get out. Once he was out of the car I did it perfectly in one go, coincidence?! I think we need a silencing spell.
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    In the pan they go to sizzle
    Olive oil in the pan we drizzle
    A toss and a stir so they do not burn
    On to a plate then we turn. Mig
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    LignumVitae wrote:
    Mig, I think we need a silencing spell.

    Mig and LV, Witch Joan at your service :!: :D

    I've cast a spell on all miserable old gits who think they know best.

    Now all you need to do when it all gets too much is to pull the zip across :lol:

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    Joan :D
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  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Joan, that did the trick and its even cheered him up a bit! Thank you, love LV xx
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    LignumVitae wrote:
    Joan, that did the trick and its even cheered him up a bit! Thank you, love LV xx

    You're welcome, LV.
    I hope you unzipped long enough for him to tell you that he's lucky to have you :D
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  • archaeobard
    archaeobard Member Posts: 30
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ooo...count me in...I have many cats...found a stray black kitten this evening actually...I am seeing the Scottish play next week and in fact played one of the witches in a school production years ago.

    Last time we did Halloween I covered myself in fake blood and ripped clothes and scared children by offering them sweeties out of a large bowl with eyeballs and fingers in.

    Bwahahahahah!!

    Kat
    Pain's just nature's way of saying, 'Hey, you're alive!'

    Ares in "Forget Me Not" from Xena: Warrior Princess.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Welcome to the coven, Kat - and kitten.

    I have to ask - whose eyeballs and fingers did you use? What was your methos of acquiring them? :o

    If you pick up any tips at Macbeth could you let us know? And, if you happen to pick up any eyes of newt etc, pleased drop 'em in the cauldron when you get back. It's stew again tonight :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thank you all for the laughs I have had reading this
    It is brilliant :D


    I have just bought some new cutlery and oh says the spoons remind him of Prestorious's Legs

    Sooo can you whip up a spell that if I throw these spoons in I can have a full size prestorious in my house please :D

    love juliepf x
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    For the purposes of correct spellmaking, Julie, is it the full man you want or just the legs? :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ohhhh sticky eeeverything :oops: :lol:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ooooh Julie! Does that include the lycra? (Mig, just take a cold shower. You'll be fine.)

    Come on then, coven! Who has the chunky athlete with the amazing legs, spell?
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I think we start with the smile of Daniel Craig...or can we just leap to the bit where we get Usain? Please?
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I must confess, the smile wasn't quite where I was at, LV :roll: So, just to clarify, are we aiming at U Bolt with ? Prestorius' legs? It could be a complicated spell with great potential for very amusing error. I think we must think this one through carefully.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I think it's time I joined this coven. I am fast turning into a cantankerous old crone, I have been practicing my cackle, and though I say so myself, it's quite revolting.
    If I am accepted into the coven, I will endeavor to use my powers for the benefit of the coven. Also if you're creating a man, please could he have quite a lot of Denzel Washington's features.
    Yours hopefully
    Numpty
  • rugbygirl
    rugbygirl Member Posts: 691
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I have just been reading through this and I have nearly had an accident laughing so much.

    Can I please join the coven?? I have my crystal ball, quite good at scrying, white sage reading for burning in case of unwanted beings, pentagrams at the ready, white candles and of course the ouija board to contact witches from times before.

    Spell
    With this healing energy from deep within my heart I wish to heal all sufferers of any arthritis
    Go now, energy, and do as I say. Find the ones I speak of and fill them all with all the love and divine light I possess.

    Motto
    alenda lux ubi orta libertas - Light is to be nourished where liberty has arisen.
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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Numptydumpty wrote:
    Also if you're creating a man, please could he have quite a lot of Denzel Washington's features.
    Yours hopefully
    Numpty

    Typical Numpty, deciding to join as soon as we consider creating a bloke :roll: Pity you've had your stitches out - you could have tossed them into the cauldron. Not to worry. I'm sure you can cadge a few nasties from Sebastian.

    I think maybe, for the well-being and future peace of the coven, we should create more than one bloke. I'm not sure there'll be enough of this Prestorius/Craig/Bolt/Washington composite to go round.

    rugbygirl - very impressive spells and whatnots. Definitely in.

    Now, about these blokes.....
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • rugbygirl
    rugbygirl Member Posts: 691
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We definitely need The Rock in the mix too. Just think about those muscles and how easy it would be for him to carry you about. He can take me anywhere :D
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  • 7worlds
    7worlds Member Posts: 302
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    HERE I AM, THE EVIL GOBLIN
    TO SEE YOU WITCHES, ALL A- HOBBLIN
    CASTING SPELLS, HITHER AND DITHER.
    GIVE ME ONE
    TO MAKE ME BIGGER

    I AM GREEN AND VERY EVIL
    BUT IM THE SIZE OF A WEEVIL
    POINT YOUR WANDS IN MY DIRECTION
    SO OTHERS WILL FEAR AT MY REFLECTION
    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    7WORLDS

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