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  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    accompanied by a large whisky
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    served in a tureen with
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    the largest possible Crystal glass
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    ladle that cracked when banged
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    against the tripe and vinegar
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    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    until the tripe was curdled
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    and tasted delicious. "That was
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    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    a challenge to discerning diners
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    who said it smelt like
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    .....a day at the seaside.... :?
    ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    with candy floss and rock
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Rock around the clock tonight
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    is a challenge to arthritics
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    as are lots of things
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    things can only get better
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Where've we heard that before?!
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    asked Santa and Rudolph replied
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    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I've ordered your pizza, it's
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    deep pan crisp and even
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol:

    with a side-serving of tripe
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I'm a vegetarian said Rudolph
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Santa replied "It's vegetarian tripe."
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Rudolph' s nose grew even redder
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    and longer. The other reindeer
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    had to laugh at him
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