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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

23. Nov 2014, 18:38 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

accompanied by a large whisky

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

26. Nov 2014, 06:03 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

served in a tureen with

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

26. Nov 2014, 08:35 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

the largest possible Crystal glass

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mig Member Posts: 7,154

26. Nov 2014, 14:57 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

ladle that cracked when banged

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

27. Nov 2014, 06:55 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

against the tripe and vinegar

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

27. Nov 2014, 10:54 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

until the tripe was curdled

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

28. Nov 2014, 10:37 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

and tasted delicious. "That was

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

28. Nov 2014, 16:12 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

a challenge to discerning diners

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mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306

29. Nov 2014, 05:24 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

who said it smelt like

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prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316

29. Nov 2014, 06:45 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

.....a day at the seaside.... :?

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mig Member Posts: 7,154

30. Nov 2014, 14:02 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

with candy floss and rock

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

30. Nov 2014, 15:28 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Rock around the clock tonight

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

1. Dec 2014, 03:27 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

is a challenge to arthritics

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

1. Dec 2014, 11:47 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

as are lots of things

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mig Member Posts: 7,154

2. Dec 2014, 11:13 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

things can only get better

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

3. Dec 2014, 11:04 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Where've we heard that before?!

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

3. Dec 2014, 13:42 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

asked Santa and Rudolph replied

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

3. Dec 2014, 17:21 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

I've ordered your pizza, it's

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

3. Dec 2014, 17:21 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

deep pan crisp and even

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

4. Dec 2014, 04:14 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

with a side-serving of tripe

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mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306

4. Dec 2014, 05:20 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

I'm a vegetarian said Rudolph

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

5. Dec 2014, 04:11 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Santa replied "It's vegetarian tripe."

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theresak Member Posts: 1,998

5. Dec 2014, 10:30 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Rudolph' s nose grew even redder

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

5. Dec 2014, 10:35 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

and longer. The other reindeer

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barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281

5. Dec 2014, 11:20 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

had to laugh at him

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