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  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    as his nose got shinier
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and shinier until it blinded
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    all the elves and Santa
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    had to switch it off
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,031
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    by removing the AA batteries
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    which Rudolph had previously borrowed
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    From one of the elves
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    who was making tripe for
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    all of Santa's little helpers
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    who all queued up eagerly

    (Making tripe :? :D )
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    with their little arms outstretched
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    on long pieces of elastic
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,031
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    which snapped back quickly once
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    When they saw the tripe
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    going into the Christmas Pudding
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    which the elves began stirring
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    furiously with a runcible spoon
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    as fast as they could
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    because time was very short
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    as all overtime was banned
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    for Health and Safety purposes
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    as 'they' don't trust us
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    not to fall in when
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,031
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    we have had too much
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    of everything and too little
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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