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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,031
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    water, sleep and sensible food
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    so let's all dive into
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the big bowl of trifle
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    sucking and splurging our way
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Right down towards the bottom
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    where lay the delicious sherry
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rum, brandy, cognac and five
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    very drunken elves who all
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,031
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    giggled, dancing a merry jig
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    in time to the music.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    playing 'Strawberry-and-Custard Fields Forever on
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    guitars,banjos, fiddles and ukuleles
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    accompanied by Rudolph on drums.......
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and Santa on illegal substances
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    like, for instance, magic mushrooms
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    which cry 'abracadabra' and then
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    change colour, giving off alarming..
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    black, violet, puce and beige
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    stripes of very shiny glitter
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,031
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    before vanishing into the ether
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    like the Cheshire cat's grin
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and the Mad Hatter`s tea
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and the dormouse's little squeak
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    which could barely be heard
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    above the rattle of the
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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