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such a long drawn out0
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time to roast it all!0
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This has made me hungry0
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wish I could eat more0
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and still room for pudding0
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, mince pies, cheese, coffee, mints........0
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this is all too much0
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it seems dinner for two0
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soon becomes bed for two0
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When suddenly, out of the0
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ark, comes the elephant in............0
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baby doll pyjamas and a0
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face pack, which was dripping0
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oil and staining the carpet0
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that was already stained with0
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remains of last nights curry ............0
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mind you it was very0
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brown just like the carpet0
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pile,instead of cleaning it0
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I decided to take it up throw it in the back of the van and take it to the cleaners in the morning0
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Ermyntrude wasn't big on carpets0
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she prefered a nice pile0
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of rushes on the floor0
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to relax on with friend :oops:0
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until her derriere went numb0
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