FIVE word story

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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    (She had a numb bum)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    correct!...lol
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and her stomach rumbled loudly
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,150
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    making the most alarming noises
  • marrianne
    marrianne Member Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    a rumble in the jungle
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    seemed embarassingly imminent when, suddenly,
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • purpleowl
    purpleowl Member Posts: 231
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    a kung foo fighter leapt
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,150
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    high into the air with
  • marrianne
    marrianne Member Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    these immortal words "Does my...
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,159
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bum look big in this :roll:
    Love
    Barbara
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yes he said it's huge
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    but in keeping with the
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    company we shall be in
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,159
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hopefully we all get on
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the big bum bandwagon which
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    was invented by the irritating
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Big Bum Band which played
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • marrianne
    marrianne Member Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Big bum music which blasted
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,159
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    from the big bums house
    Love
    Barbara
  • marrianne
    marrianne Member Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The mean and skinny nieghbours
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,150
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    were jealous of big bums
  • marrianne
    marrianne Member Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    They had tried every trick
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    in the book to get
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    up cosy to one, then
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bury their faces in the