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villier Member Posts: 4,426

8. Oct 2013, 14:41 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

rotting vegetable peelings at the

Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles
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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485

9. Oct 2013, 06:45 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

council rubbish tip next to..........

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

9. Oct 2013, 07:12 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

Mimi's Health and Beauty Parlour

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Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769

9. Oct 2013, 10:36 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

needless to say the smell

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
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marrianne Member Posts: 1,161

10. Oct 2013, 02:32 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

and the wonky cut fringes

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numptynora Member Posts: 782

10. Oct 2013, 12:07 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

let them down terribly but

Numps x
Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
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daisyday Member Posts: 13

10. Oct 2013, 12:40 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

after having a good cry

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marrianne Member Posts: 1,161

11. Oct 2013, 10:36 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

and donning a pink wig

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

11. Oct 2013, 11:28 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

lederhosen, clogs, mittens with pompoms

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marrianne Member Posts: 1,161

11. Oct 2013, 13:34 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

sweating like a pig she

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

11. Oct 2013, 14:11 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

resembled mutton dressed as lamb

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purpleowl Member Posts: 231

11. Oct 2013, 14:52 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

jumping over the high fence

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

11. Oct 2013, 15:42 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

and falling at Becher's Brook.

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

11. Oct 2013, 17:44 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

after drinking too much WKD

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

11. Oct 2013, 18:17 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

laced with strawberyy milkshake and

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

11. Oct 2013, 18:26 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

blue nun, shaken

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

11. Oct 2013, 18:28 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

to the wimple by the

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

11. Oct 2013, 18:31 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

pathologist, who bore a resemblance

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

11. Oct 2013, 18:33 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

to the mother superior and

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

11. Oct 2013, 18:43 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

her gynecologist, crossed with a

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

12. Oct 2013, 04:37 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

dalek. There could only be

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

12. Oct 2013, 05:35 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

one outcome, pimples! big red

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

12. Oct 2013, 10:15 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

eyes and a very bulbous

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

12. Oct 2013, 11:13 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

and tender appendage, which had

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

12. Oct 2013, 15:45 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

a ribbon round it and

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