FIVE word story

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  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rotting vegetable peelings at the
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,424
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    council rubbish tip next to..........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mimi's Health and Beauty Parlour
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    needless to say the smell
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • marrianne
    marrianne Member Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and the wonky cut fringes
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    let them down terribly but
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • daisyday
    daisyday Member Posts: 13
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    after having a good cry
  • marrianne
    marrianne Member Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and donning a pink wig
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lederhosen, clogs, mittens with pompoms
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • marrianne
    marrianne Member Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    sweating like a pig she
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    resembled mutton dressed as lamb
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • purpleowl
    purpleowl Member Posts: 231
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    jumping over the high fence
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and falling at Becher's Brook.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    after drinking too much WKD
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    laced with strawberyy milkshake and
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    blue nun, shaken
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    to the wimple by the
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pathologist, who bore a resemblance
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    to the mother superior and
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    her gynecologist, crossed with a
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dalek. There could only be
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    one outcome, pimples! big red
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    eyes and a very bulbous
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,415
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and tender appendage, which had
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 26,355
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    a ribbon round it and
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright