FIVE word story

villier

rotting vegetable peelings at the

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council rubbish tip next to..........

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Mimi's Health and Beauty Parlour

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needless to say the smell

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and the wonky cut fringes

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let them down terribly but

daisyday

after having a good cry

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and donning a pink wig

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lederhosen, clogs, mittens with pompoms

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sweating like a pig she

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resembled mutton dressed as lamb

purpleowl

jumping over the high fence

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and falling at Becher's Brook.

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after drinking too much WKD

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laced with strawberyy milkshake and

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blue nun, shaken

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to the wimple by the

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pathologist, who bore a resemblance

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to the mother superior and

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her gynecologist, crossed with a

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dalek. There could only be

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one outcome, pimples! big red

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eyes and a very bulbous

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and tender appendage, which had

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a ribbon round it and