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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

22. Mar 2019, 10:08 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

police came to question the

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

25. Mar 2019, 13:20 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Real owners of the teeth...........

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

28. Mar 2019, 10:59 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

They put him in CUSTARDY

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

5. Apr 2019, 12:07 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Break rocks?, uniform?, gruel?, aagggggghhhhhh!

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,028

7. Apr 2019, 10:11 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

He decided he must escape.....

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

8. Apr 2019, 11:04 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

But he might miss the CUSTARDY CREAMS

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

10. Apr 2019, 04:37 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

thoughts of a plan erupted .......

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

10. Apr 2019, 10:53 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

It was large, red and warty looking.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,028

12. Apr 2019, 02:25 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

so he contacted channel 4

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

14. Apr 2019, 10:08 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

They offered a 6 figure fee.

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

15. Apr 2019, 17:11 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

£000000! What a bloomin cheek...........

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

17. Apr 2019, 10:37 edited 23. Apr 2019, 10:53

What a pathetic cheque..

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

20. Apr 2019, 09:23 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

riches were fast dissappearing, wwhhhooooossshhh!

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

23. Apr 2019, 10:55 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Through a hole in my pocket

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,028

24. Apr 2019, 04:37 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

I stapled it together when...

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

25. Apr 2019, 06:43 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

a lightbulb moment occurred, quickly...........

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,028

25. Apr 2019, 15:00 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

A payday loan! But then

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

26. Apr 2019, 04:07 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

The computer said NON! 😂

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

26. Apr 2019, 07:23 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Only with 100% VAT interest!

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

29. Apr 2019, 11:53 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Back to the future five?

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SteveSetag Member Posts: 6

4. May 2019, 04:22 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Osteoarthritis can go do one!

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

7. May 2019, 11:02 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Oi, what about my Rheumatoid?

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frogmorton Member Posts: 30,028

11. May 2019, 03:54 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Rheumatoid disease won't be ignored!

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

12. May 2019, 10:23 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

I wish I could.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

13. May 2019, 12:52 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Gin helps to ignore anything!

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