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  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    not that gully cared much.......
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
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    Except for his vinegar bottle :wink:

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
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    for his chips, not forgetting
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    The scrumpy, hot mince pie..........
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    pickled herons (the waiter misheard)
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    with curry sauce, gully thought.....?.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
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    or maybe the waiter was
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    Incomunicado, misshearing, deaf,deceased, dying...?
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
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    preferably not altogether but then
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    The smell of the chippy........
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    sweating as he chiselled, sawed
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    and produced a wonderful model
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
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    of a wonderful model who
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    When turned on sany ' merry.........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
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    old soul was King Cole
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    Mrs Cole on the other......
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
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    hand was a very different
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    kettle of fish, to name...........
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
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    one of her sons but

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    But was a curious name............
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
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    It got everyone talking though

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
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    Mostly they were talking about
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
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    Yes! You guessed it, he
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,426
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    wore the most shocking shade
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
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    of puce with orange stripes

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein