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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

17. Jan 2019, 10:49 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

On pink tarten with purple..........

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frogmorton Member Posts: 29,926

19. Jan 2019, 03:16 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

hearts and stars with dangling

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

19. Jan 2019, 10:51 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

baubles of silver and gold

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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frogmorton Member Posts: 29,926

20. Jan 2019, 03:00 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

in spite of his gaudy attire

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

20. Jan 2019, 10:44 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Attire of hearing this story.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein
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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

21. Jan 2019, 08:02 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

But like all good stories........

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

29. Jan 2019, 06:25 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

it's pure fiction with a

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frogmorton Member Posts: 29,926

30. Jan 2019, 03:07 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

twist at the end which...

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

31. Jan 2019, 03:58 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Undoes the sweetie wrapper, hopefully.....

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frogmorton Member Posts: 29,926

31. Jan 2019, 11:12 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Though I'm not for sharing....

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

1. Feb 2019, 08:12 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

You always share coughs and sneezes. t2507

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frogmorton Member Posts: 29,926

2. Feb 2019, 02:55 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

sneezes can go thirty feet :shock:

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

2. Feb 2019, 04:03 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

I can go fifty, claimed.........

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

2. Feb 2019, 10:10 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

claimed and shamed nasty nostril

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

4. Feb 2019, 08:45 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

But what was good is.......

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

5. Feb 2019, 08:34 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

that hankies and tissues exist

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

8. Feb 2019, 08:04 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

I use them in dozens

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frogmorton Member Posts: 29,926

13. Feb 2019, 05:14 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

overflowing the bin and spilling

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

13. Feb 2019, 10:11 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Can't recycle them though - BAH!

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Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471

14. Feb 2019, 10:59 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

There, thrre, its a story........

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

8. Mar 2019, 07:56 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Hear hear Airwave my friend.

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

15. Mar 2019, 07:31 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

Armed with his tissues, Sebastian

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Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

15. Mar 2019, 18:34 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

furtively tried to clean his

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Kitty Member Posts: 3,583

20. Mar 2019, 11:31 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

false teeth but he dropped

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stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

21. Mar 2019, 10:27 edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

a real clanger when the

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