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  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    On pink tarten with purple..........
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,483
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    hearts and stars with dangling
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    baubles of silver and gold
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    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,483
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    in spite of his gaudy attire
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Attire of hearing this story. :lol:
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    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    But like all good stories........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    it's pure fiction with a
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,483
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    twist at the end which...
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Undoes the sweetie wrapper, hopefully.....
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,483
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Though I'm not for sharing....
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    You always share coughs and sneezes. :lol: t2507
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    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,483
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    sneezes can go thirty feet :shock:
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I can go fifty, claimed.........
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    claimed and shamed nasty nostril
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    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    But what was good is.......
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    that hankies and tissues exist
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I use them in dozens
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    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,483
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    overflowing the bin and spilling
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Can't recycle them though - BAH!
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    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    There, thrre, its a story........
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Hear hear Airwave my friend. :lol:
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    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Armed with his tissues, Sebastian
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    furtively tried to clean his
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    false teeth but he dropped
    kitten.jpg

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein

  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    a real clanger when the
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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