BOOKINGS BEING TAKEN FOR CRUISE NUMBER 3
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snowball wrote:Wonder If Trish is comming and bringing her umbrella :shock:
hope your feeling better today Trish ((((hugs)))) for you
julie xx
Hi Julie
Yes I'm here now. I did come in earlier and there was no one about on here no one.
Got my brolly and all my other gagets with me.
Now what are we doing?? I do know we are in New Zealand what we doing though.0 -
Hi Trish i think Joan said it was only 5am so shall we have breakfast :?: oh and there is a camera overboard and i did ask for someone to get fat Kev to see if he could retrieve it
julie xx((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all0 -
They're 12 hours ahead of us, so it's nearly time for breakfast. Anyone else coming down to the diner?
Annie0 -
here you are captain...bacon butty mught get a bit soggy :shock:rehab44 wrote:ssssssssss
crackle...hhhhhisssssssssssss
mayday.. mayday... hisssssssssss.......crackle ...---...
May day mayday.......
" May day mayday, this is the Captain of the SkyLarc.... hiss..crackle,,hiss.. I am adrift in the 'oggin...hissssss.. tied to the steering wheel of the boat.. hissssssss.. washed overboard by a bloody humungeous wave...sssssssssssssssss May day , may day........my position .. Longitude 23 degrees west of the Texaco Filling Station ... 14 degrees 15 minutes past teatime..North".. crackle crackle!!!! hissss.. SOS SOS ..
" sharks and vultures are are circling".... may mayday,, Bring some new underpants quickly!!!!!!! a nice bottle of chardonnay and a bacon buttie would be appreciated"...ssssssssssssssssssssssssss[/i][/list]Love
Barbara0 -
:shock: wish i had worn trousers :shock: ooo starting to feel unwell
julie((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all0 -
What are we doing I thought we were having breakfast??
Julie, Annie Barbara where's Val tonight?? I'm hungury.0 -
I'm ROWING CAPTAIN, ITS NOT EASY IN THIS DRESS :oops:
julie((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all0 -
I think Val is up near where i live, seems theres no time for breakfest we have had a sos from captain its all hand on decktrisher wrote:What are we doing I thought we were having breakfast??
Julie, Annie Barbara where's Val tonight?? I'm hungury.
julie((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all0 -
Oh great now look i've broken my nail :roll: just had them done
dress is now hoisted up to my knees and ROW ROW ROW can someone mop my brow :oops:
julie((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all0 -
Come here Julie
Now when I say grab just grab ok??? I will save you don't worry.
Right off picking up speed Julie GRAB,,,,,,,,that's right don't be scared.......;oopppsss sorry your dress has blow away never mind just hang on.....Trish lowers down the chair and Julie is on dry land.
Who else is out there??0 -
What about the captain...maybe if he knows julie has lost her dress he will be back...to save her :oops:trisher wrote:Come here Julie
Now when I say grab just grab ok??? I will save you don't worry.
Right off picking up speed Julie GRAB,,,,,,,,that's right don't be scared.......;oopppsss sorry your dress has blow away never mind just hang on.....Trish lowers down the chair and Julie is on dry land.
Who else is out there??Love
Barbara0 -
I'm quite sure the thought of a dress-less Julie will prevent him drowning!
Don't worry Julie, you have been saved!
Annie0 -
:oops: thhhhaaannnnkkkyyyoouuu nnneeeddd aaa tttooowwweelll
jjjuuullliiieee((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all0 -
Suppose I should go back and get him??
He wants a pair of pants. Does he mean mens or womans???0 -
Well done Julie. well done.
At least I got to dry land. goodness knows where capt is now.
so what happens now.
New settlers for New Zealand? what?
joy0 -
don't suppose it matters Trish as long as they clean n dry :oops:trisher wrote:Suppose I should go back and get him??
He wants a pair of pants. Does he mean mens or womans???
julie who now looks like a drowned rat((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all0 -
Right I will take these. Black lace frilly ones. and a bacon butty wrapped in clingfilm so it won't go soggy.
See you soon.
Off I go as fast as my wheels will let me. After some time, Trish sees the Capt.
She starts to giggle, then the giggle turns to giggles, as sees the Capt bobbing up and down. The captain is half way up the mast of his little boat, "why does he need pants" Trish thinks to herself
Then Trish see why and what the captain dilema is. half of the captains pants are attached to the sword of a sword fish, who is not interested in the pants, but the meat inside them. (the Capt.)
The other half is covering his unmentionables. The captain has the smallest piece of the pants. :shock:
Trish opens her umbrella, and sends down the black frilly knickers to the captain, as she unwraps the bacon sarnie, oooww she says to herself this smells nice.
She then turn her head away as the Capt, tries to unhook himself from the swordfishes sword, but he cannot get free.
As she turns to look she assumes that it is helpless, she grabs her proder and attaches her cutting tool to it then she cuts the capts off being careful not to cut anything else off him.
At last the swordfish's has the pants and dive deep into the sea. the captain still afraid to let go of the mast for fear Trish might see him, you know see him, :shock:
Eventually the capt look very smart in his black frilly knickers and Trish winds him out the little boat.
They go back to the cruise ship
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pink frilly ones . but come on gang life not the same with out him we need him come on trisher get that brolly out and we will go after him right here we go was it left or right at texicoval0
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Val
Have I bought the wrong man back methinks I have
But who was he with a swordfish up his bummper then :shock: 0 -
Think we all need a stiff drink after that :oops:
julie((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all0 -
trisher wrote:Right I will take these. Black lace frilly ones. and a bacon butty wrapped in clingfilm so it won't go soggy.
See you soon.
Off I go as fast as my wheels will let me. After some time, Trish sees the Capt.
She starts to giggle, then the giggle turns to giggles, as sees the Capt bobbing up and down. The captain is half way up the mast of his little boat, "why does he need pants" Trish thinks to herself
Then Trish see why and what the captain dilema is. half of the captains pants are attached to the sword of a sword fish, who is not interested in the pants, but the meat inside them. (the Capt.)
The other half is covering his unmentionables. The captain has the smallest piece of the pants. :shock:
Trish opens her umbrella, and sends down the black frilly knickers to the captain, as she unwraps the bacon sarnie, oooww she says to herself this smells nice.
She then turn her head away as the Capt, tries to unhook himself from the swordfishes sword, but he cannot get free.
As she turns to look she assumes that it is helpless, she grabs her proder and attaches her cutting tool to it then she cuts the capts off being careful not to cut anything else off him.
At last the swordfish's has the pants and dive deep into the sea. the captain still afraid to let go of the mast for fear Trish might see him, you know see him, :shock:
Eventually the capt look very smart in his black frilly knickers and Trish winds him out the little boat.
They go back to the cruise ship
well done trisher you got him for us hip hip horayval0
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