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    • dreamdaisy
      dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      C'mon tjt, of course you're with it - copulate? Scowl? As for you, young numpty, you'm norty. :wink:

      Impose - a llife study of an imp.
      Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
    • mig
      mig Member Posts: 7,154
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Lycrology study of men in lycra

      Sorry it had to be done. Mig
    • villier
      villier Member Posts: 4,426
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      DD do you realise what you have started, head has been buzzing all day with words, if I can't sleep tonight I will know who to blame lol.


      Layout - lying horizontally

      Legitimate - friends making a quick get away
      Smile a while and while you smile
      smile another smile and soon there
      will be miles and miles of smiles
      just because you smiled I wish your
      day is full of Smiles
    • tjt6768
      tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      December - the art of eradicating embers
      Justice - the thing that goes with whiskey
      Principle - King Iple's Son
      Legend - A foot


      I'll get there in the end lol... Just a few sporadic visits dear friends, I miss the lot of ya and I'll return in full soon... :D
      e050.gifMe-Tony
      n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
      k040.gif
      Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
    • dreamdaisy
      dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Principle? Ye gods man, that's a different can of Clue worms.

      I know what you mean, Villier, my head too. :( It's a shame (to me) that most of 'em don't work. :wink: DD
      Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
    • tjt6768
      tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      I'm doing mi best wummun lol :wink:

      Gladiator - Happy cannibal :D
      e050.gifMe-Tony
      n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
      k040.gif
      Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
    • tjt6768
      tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Testicular - A cricket playing vampire with hiccups :?
      Dredge - A GP at breaking point
      Serpentine - What snakes use to clean their paint brushes
      e050.gifMe-Tony
      n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
      k040.gif
      Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
    • joanlawson
      joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Oooh, I've been off-line for a couple of days and missed all the fun :!: :lol:

      Tony, it's good to see you back on form :D

      Here's my contribution to the thread:

      Antelope: to run off with your mother's sister.

      Assassination: an arrangement to meet a donkey.

      Defence: something to sit on for people who can't make up their minds.

      Gastronome: small person prone to excess wind.

      Menopause: break in conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.

      Papier mache : Father's had an accident.

      Snuff box : slang term for a coffin.

      Propaganda: a wooden support for one-legged male geese.

      Joan :D
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    • tjt6768
      tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      thanks Joan :wink:

      Carnival - Val the gypsy
      Gash - What Connery runs his oven on
      Monocle -.A single assasination
      Lavender - A french shop keeper
      Pamphlet - A baby pamph
      Allergy - Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego innit
      Geriatric - A tri-scoring nazi
      Podiatrist - A shrink for baby peas
      e050.gifMe-Tony
      n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
      k040.gif
      Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
    • tjt6768
      tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Crimean War - The stolen jumper Mr Botham had on
      Nautical -.A very small naut
      Prosthesis - Paper written about ladies of the night
      Destination - A country full of desti's
      Cobbler - A baker of small loaves
      Flippant - A gymnastic insect
      Tourettes - Small tours
      Mistake - Regretful vegetarian
      Cordial - Phoning the sex lines :shock:
      Dormant - Insect bouncer
      e050.gifMe-Tony
      n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
      k040.gif
      Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
    • tjt6768
      tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Consequence - The running order of a heist
      Chronicle - Poorly old wummun
      Germanic - Drunken Nazi
      Femur - A female mur

      Oh DD, look what you've done, you've set me off on one now :roll: :lol:

      Thank you for bringing a smile back :D
      e050.gifMe-Tony
      n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
      k040.gif
      Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
    • stickywicket
      stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      supplant - herbal tea

      cabbage - the time it takes a taxi to arrive

      carrot - scrapyard

      briquette - female brick

      distress - to poke fun at a curl

      equip - an electronic wisecrack

      hindsight - please walk ahead

      craniotomy - extraction of a hoist

      bedsock - divan cover
      If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
      Steven Wright
    • Numptydumpty
      Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Royalty - what the queen drinks

      Champagne - pretending it hurts

      Shampoo - a novelty turd

      Shambolic - a kind of prosthesis

      Custody - a bit like custard
    • dreamdaisy
      dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Ye gods - what have we unleased? :shock:

      Imposter - found on teenage imps' walls.

      Campanology - the study of Julian and Sandy scripts.
      Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
    • tillytop
      tillytop Member Posts: 3,460
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Not sure what we have unleased DD but tis fun I reckon :D

      Oxymoron - stupid cow

      Tile - article used by members of the royal family to dry themselves after a bath
    • tjt6768
      tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Currier - Take away delivery driver
      Chunk - Chinese heart throb
      e050.gifMe-Tony
      n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
      k040.gif
      Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
    • stickywicket
      stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      xenophobia - fear of Buddism

      cartridge - the track left by earlier methods of transport

      artichoke - failure to swallow a Rembrandt

      we deliver - we extract internal organs

      maximum - large economy sized parent

      coconut - hooked on cocodamol

      reply - the salesman is economical with the truth

      economy - the study of green gnomes

      astronomy - the study of gnomes in space

      airing cupboard - your wig's in the closet

      closet - put t' wood in th' oil (Yorks.)

      claustrophobia - fear of Santa
      If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
      Steven Wright
    • dreamdaisy
      dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      After maximum comes minimum - mum after a diet. DD
      Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
    • applerose
      applerose Member Posts: 3,621
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      ticket - baby tick
      kitchen - decorative fowl
      cooking - Scottish bull
      notifications - protest against fications
      Christine
    • LignumVitae
      LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Lachrymose - showing no sign of regret
      Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
    • dreamdaisy
      dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Oh LV - that's stonking! DD
      Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
    • tjt6768
      tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      pheromones - noises coming from a phero's bedroom :shock:
      Vagabond - A homeless Daniel Craig
      Flamboyant - A floating flame
      e050.gifMe-Tony
      n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
      k040.gif
      Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
    • stickywicket
      stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Thank you everyone. My favourites so far:

      DD's bushwhacker, Tilly's Tom-Tom, tjt's meteor, Numpty's arsenal. villier's dramatic, Joan's paipir mache, applerose's kitchen and LV's lachrymose.

      A couple more:

      donkey - entry device for the prof's apartment

      combination - the sexual activity of refuse containers
      If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
      Steven Wright
    • dreamdaisy
      dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Hmmmmm, that leads me to . . . .

      copulation - how to make more police. DD
      Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
    • joanlawson
      joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
      edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
      Stalemate- A leading cause of divorce.

      Carnation- Country where each citizen owns an automobile.

      Heroes- What a guy in a boat does.

      Paradox- Two physicians.

      Polygon- A dead parrot.

      Selfish- What the owner of a seafood store does.

      Cauterize- Made eye contact with her.

      Morbid- A higher offer than I bid.

      Urine- Opposite of you're out.
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