The STD Dictionary.

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    C'mon tjt, of course you're with it - copulate? Scowl? As for you, young numpty, you'm norty. :wink:

    Impose - a llife study of an imp.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Lycrology study of men in lycra

    Sorry it had to be done. Mig
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    DD do you realise what you have started, head has been buzzing all day with words, if I can't sleep tonight I will know who to blame lol.


    Layout - lying horizontally

    Legitimate - friends making a quick get away
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    December - the art of eradicating embers
    Justice - the thing that goes with whiskey
    Principle - King Iple's Son
    Legend - A foot


    I'll get there in the end lol... Just a few sporadic visits dear friends, I miss the lot of ya and I'll return in full soon... :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Principle? Ye gods man, that's a different can of Clue worms.

    I know what you mean, Villier, my head too. :( It's a shame (to me) that most of 'em don't work. :wink: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I'm doing mi best wummun lol :wink:

    Gladiator - Happy cannibal :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Testicular - A cricket playing vampire with hiccups :?
    Dredge - A GP at breaking point
    Serpentine - What snakes use to clean their paint brushes
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Oooh, I've been off-line for a couple of days and missed all the fun :!: :lol:

    Tony, it's good to see you back on form :D

    Here's my contribution to the thread:

    Antelope: to run off with your mother's sister.

    Assassination: an arrangement to meet a donkey.

    Defence: something to sit on for people who can't make up their minds.

    Gastronome: small person prone to excess wind.

    Menopause: break in conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.

    Papier mache : Father's had an accident.

    Snuff box : slang term for a coffin.

    Propaganda: a wooden support for one-legged male geese.

    Joan :D
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    thanks Joan :wink:

    Carnival - Val the gypsy
    Gash - What Connery runs his oven on
    Monocle -.A single assasination
    Lavender - A french shop keeper
    Pamphlet - A baby pamph
    Allergy - Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego innit
    Geriatric - A tri-scoring nazi
    Podiatrist - A shrink for baby peas
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Crimean War - The stolen jumper Mr Botham had on
    Nautical -.A very small naut
    Prosthesis - Paper written about ladies of the night
    Destination - A country full of desti's
    Cobbler - A baker of small loaves
    Flippant - A gymnastic insect
    Tourettes - Small tours
    Mistake - Regretful vegetarian
    Cordial - Phoning the sex lines :shock:
    Dormant - Insect bouncer
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Consequence - The running order of a heist
    Chronicle - Poorly old wummun
    Germanic - Drunken Nazi
    Femur - A female mur

    Oh DD, look what you've done, you've set me off on one now :roll: :lol:

    Thank you for bringing a smile back :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    supplant - herbal tea

    cabbage - the time it takes a taxi to arrive

    carrot - scrapyard

    briquette - female brick

    distress - to poke fun at a curl

    equip - an electronic wisecrack

    hindsight - please walk ahead

    craniotomy - extraction of a hoist

    bedsock - divan cover
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Royalty - what the queen drinks

    Champagne - pretending it hurts

    Shampoo - a novelty turd

    Shambolic - a kind of prosthesis

    Custody - a bit like custard
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Ye gods - what have we unleased? :shock:

    Imposter - found on teenage imps' walls.

    Campanology - the study of Julian and Sandy scripts.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tillytop
    tillytop Member Posts: 3,460
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Not sure what we have unleased DD but tis fun I reckon :D

    Oxymoron - stupid cow

    Tile - article used by members of the royal family to dry themselves after a bath
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Currier - Take away delivery driver
    Chunk - Chinese heart throb
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    xenophobia - fear of Buddism

    cartridge - the track left by earlier methods of transport

    artichoke - failure to swallow a Rembrandt

    we deliver - we extract internal organs

    maximum - large economy sized parent

    coconut - hooked on cocodamol

    reply - the salesman is economical with the truth

    economy - the study of green gnomes

    astronomy - the study of gnomes in space

    airing cupboard - your wig's in the closet

    closet - put t' wood in th' oil (Yorks.)

    claustrophobia - fear of Santa
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    After maximum comes minimum - mum after a diet. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    ticket - baby tick
    kitchen - decorative fowl
    cooking - Scottish bull
    notifications - protest against fications
    Christine
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Lachrymose - showing no sign of regret
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Oh LV - that's stonking! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    pheromones - noises coming from a phero's bedroom :shock:
    Vagabond - A homeless Daniel Craig
    Flamboyant - A floating flame
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Thank you everyone. My favourites so far:

    DD's bushwhacker, Tilly's Tom-Tom, tjt's meteor, Numpty's arsenal. villier's dramatic, Joan's paipir mache, applerose's kitchen and LV's lachrymose.

    A couple more:

    donkey - entry device for the prof's apartment

    combination - the sexual activity of refuse containers
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Hmmmmm, that leads me to . . . .

    copulation - how to make more police. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Stalemate- A leading cause of divorce.

    Carnation- Country where each citizen owns an automobile.

    Heroes- What a guy in a boat does.

    Paradox- Two physicians.

    Polygon- A dead parrot.

    Selfish- What the owner of a seafood store does.

    Cauterize- Made eye contact with her.

    Morbid- A higher offer than I bid.

    Urine- Opposite of you're out.
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