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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    not exactly beautiful or attractive
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Sheet of silicon with ten
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    tiny and beautiful perforations right
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Next to girls holding hands.........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    with several ancient gorillas who
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    were overly excited and close
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    enough to see very clearly
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    The ides of March and
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Julius Caesar's last stand in
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Camden Market where he sold
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,487
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    second hand but serviceable hosiery
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    for second hand hoses which
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Which emitted, lengths of knitted.........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    kettles made from wire wool
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • FelicityD
    FelicityD Bots, NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 39
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    which are also great for
  • marrianne
    marrianne NonActiveMember5yrs Posts: 1,161
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    rubbing off bad day makeup x
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    or attaching carefully to a
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    appendage that hangs around him
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    So, after much consideration and
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    he tried but it broke
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    His Sporran exposing a massive
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Vote for the dissolution of.................
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    The porridge eaters breakfast club........
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,485
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    The Tyre Kickers Assoc. and........
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    UKIP. Oddly enough, soon afterwards
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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