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Wonkylegs

frogmorton wrote:

You feel free Wonky
Can't littlelegs spell yet???
Toni x

not if I whisper

we can't say certain words at certain times just in case it gives her the wrong impression .... gets interesting not being able to say

go
walk
treat
biscuit
tea (imagine her face when a cup of tea is produced rather than her meal
)
fish (favourite treats)
egg

and many more ...... we used to call a walk a 'peramble' but she knows that now :roll: so a thesaurus is going to be handy soon

barbara12

Sorry I left them open, there was quite a pong, a builders please,while i get to work on the cow shed sorry could'n find a cow

angel1

Wonkylegs wrote:

frogmorton wrote:

You feel free Wonky
Can't littlelegs spell yet???
Toni x

not if I whisper

we can't say certain words at certain times just in case it gives her the wrong impression .... gets interesting not being able to say

go
walk
treat
biscuit
tea (imagine her face when a cup of tea is produced rather than her meal
)
fish (favourite treats)
egg

and many more ...... we used to call a walk a 'peramble' but she knows that now :roll: so a thesaurus is going to be handy soon

Oh Wonks, this reminds me of Amber. We didn`t realise she could spell, until one day I went B.A.T.H. and she legged off down the garden!!.....Ange.

barbara12

pixyandfaries wrote:

barbara12 wrote:

Sorry I left them open, there was quite a pong, a builders please,while i get to work on the cow shed sorry could'n find a cow

im pissin myself lafin here !!!!!!!!!!!!! sheep will do hun !!! 8)

not on the floor jan it took me bloody hours to clean

skezier

Hi Wonky,

He knows she can also read emails He dos quite a lot of courses for dogs of a certain persuasion......... I know she is on his list

I had a lab when I was younger and in addition to your words I couldn't say judge....... it stood for Jump Up and Down and Get Excited....... she never failed me on that one My mother used to get some cross.......well........... :roll: slurps and ((( ))) and more energy for you? xx

Hi Barbara,

I'm stalking you I took her to get some grass cus we going to make real cream. x

Toni you still got any toast and could I have an egg on mine please..... I got some but don't let them get warm xx

Hi to all of you, sorry my eyes are not too good and reading isn't what thy seem to be designed for just now but ((( )))'s to you all xx

chris7

Afternoon all

Hope you all keeping warm. Spent a lovely morning bonding with my duvet and am starving now.
Goodness knows what del was doing with his. Sorry the monitor not behaving del. Hope the cold better now.

Barbara well done on all the milking and making the cow shed. She will be fine in there and this butter on me toast is scrummy. What with all the cleaning and cooking Val and Toni have been doing I feel so lazy and sorry but am enjoying it! :oops:

Hope you enjoyed your snooze Wonky after that busy morning. Littlelegs is a smart fella. Am lovin that you had to peramble! Hope Toni and Ange do manage to get out if the thaw keeps up and that you have a good day Joan. We even have bits of green here today too

Sorry the eyes not so good Cris. I would lend you my glasses but think I might have left them in the breadbin, fridge, washing basket! I wonder if the tech guys on here could make it poss for us to adjust print size when typing or reading I do struggle to read sometimes and others must be the same?

Hope Nanna Jan is doing ok and avoiding her own Norty Step at the moment? Tho I heard Mellman gave you and Val a bit of short shrift earlier. Totally unjustified I might add!
Take care peeps
Chris

Wonkylegs

ange - I'm glad it isn't just us who have that problem!! are you still thinking of getting a little one again? (after the snow clears )

Cris - he has a lot to answer for! but must be a good teacher - perhaps you could hire him out sorry your eyes are still causing problems ......... will the drip help them? Are you going to get the line in tomorrow?

Everyone else (sorry :oops: :oops: :oops: brain fading :oops: :oops: :oops: )
sending you all warming (and ice-thawing) hugs

anyone for any toast? there's loads here

Wonkylegs

interesting about the font size - I have noticed that now I use firefox instead of IE the font appears slightly smaller ...... :? :? :?

On some of the pages on the AC site there is the AA text sixe button that if you press it the text will come up larger. I wonder if that could be added to the forum or if that would stretch the system too far?

just a thought - not technical enough to know if that would work :roll:


right, one last builders and slice of toast then I must go ... the minutes for this morning's meeting won't type themselves :roll:

skezier

Hi Jan,

You treasure that really helped! Thank you a post I could see with out backing out too far Its optic neuritis and its something attacking the optic nerves. Its does self right but for some reason its doing both. Its not a problem outside of 3 or so yet but inside that there is so much blurr and mist (Del get this fog out please x) that I really have problems seeing close up in very good detail. It will self right and soon hopefully. ((( ))) xx and thanks for doing that

Hi Wonky,

Hy wouldn't it be nice if I could hire him out I hope he hasn't taught her too much but I do know he is going around telling dogs bout a star pupil up country.......... and he thinks she is suitable for a BA so be careful

The drip....... well not been mid lined, not rung them cus it will be easier to say cancel it over the phone than when i limp in on purple feet There is an idea the eyes are circuation problems...... Its coming from the brain somehow being effected but it has been very cold....... I tell you what if they do do it and the eye do improve....... Do you know where I can get new blood vessels please ((( ))) slurps and............. Oh More Toast with home churned butter xx

Hi Chris,

It sounds like a good duvet day eh? He said could he borrow yours us he likes duvets...... Only beaten by Ange's bags He really likes bags

You got any humbugs or fudge in your pocket> I ot cream have you got fairings ((( ))) xx

I must go do evening duties...... You all take care and stay warm xxx

chris7

Hi Wonky and Jan

Yes please toast that del has with the butter soaking through it sounds scrummy specially now we have the cow and can make our own real butter not that awful stuff in tubs

Jan I'll help out and do a bit of cleaning ready for the evening guests do feel a bit guilty.


Kim and Aggie would have a field day at my house, but they say dust doesn't get any thicker after 7 years so thats something!! Life is too short to worry about a bit of dust, when there are books to read, tv and films to watch and people to chat too on here.
Work of any sort just gets in the way of my having fun. Tis not fair
Can't be up too late tonight am hoping I will make it to hydro early tomorrow as I really couldn't face the bus/long walk in the snow last week. Hope the nice young physio doesn't make me go on the Norty step? :?

Take care all, hugs to you Trish hope you can pop in later. xx I will prepare some more buckets of energy and leave 'em by the door. The kettle is on. Might just sneak a piece of cake after the toast while I am here.


Chris

annie_mial

Well, that's my working week over, this week - all 6 hours of it! Even if I say so myself, I did a good job of getting out of working yesterday by making it snow again.
It's more or less all gone here now; just been dark, dismal, drizzly and dire today.

I'm ready for my builders and a large buttered scone...........are you sure you've got the hang of this butter-making? Hmmmmmm.

Annie

barbara12

annie_mial wrote:

Well, that's my working week over, this week - all 6 hours of it! Even if I say so myself, I did a good job of getting out of working yesterday by making it snow again.
It's more or less all gone here now; just been dark, dismal, drizzly and dire today.

I'm ready for my builders and a large buttered scone...........are you sure you've got the hang of this butter-making? Hmmmmmm.

Annie

Hi Annie, we have jan on the churn......anything could happen.............

valval

so much going on in here today so much butter made and poor old cow back out side . but used two bottels of disinfectant on floor oops think other smell was better lol

trisher

Evening all

Can I have a large coffee, o is there anything left to eat, or has Annie eaten it all?? She does eat a lot though, every 5 minutes she hungry.

Trisher, who is typing very funny tonight.

annie_mial

She'll be fine, Val, she's got hay and cattle nuts and straw.........mind you, her tail looks a bit odd. What are we going to call her?

Annie

skezier

Hi Trish,

Some bits to be going on with...... a pastie, some cream tea and some fudge I nicked off Chris while she wasn't looking Don't tell Annie (hi Annie x) and mind out for her.... cus she is wearing her very best pocket riffle face ((( ))) Cris who is off to the shops if you want anything? xx

skezier

Hi Jan,

Its already on the list x

trisher

Val, never heard you talk like that poor old cow, who has upset you then???

Have I missed much??

Jan I saw Issy, she is lovely, can I babysit one night and have a cuddle.???

Trish xx

annie_mial

Trish, you've missed Val milking (?) the cow and Jan making butter........psst......don't have any scones!

Annie

valval

at least barbra got milk all i got was kicked on to my bottom lol

trisher

Cris

Thank you. I missed all of you, my elbows have decided to lock so I don't know how long I can type for.

I suppose I could use my nose, errmm no I don't think so.

Who's cow is that? Has Mr Giles been in? I know he somrtimes takes his cows for walkies.

He took one and went in the pub for a quick one. He went home without it they found the cow on his back on the floor his little legs were all straggles he had drunk all the beer out the barrel. Never saw a cow laugh before, only on the cheese advert

There was such a mess to clean up.

valval

we got it so we would always have milk with all this snow milk man could not get here lol she lives in garden but it was so cold out did not have the hart to put her back out. had to fetch her in to milk as to cold for us out lol

valval

pixyandfaries wrote:

that scared the out of me lol bless him

trisher

RIGHT ANNIE I WON'T EAT THE SCONES sssh WANT A BUILDERS?

trisher

valval wrote:

at least barbra got milk all i got was kicked on to my bottom lol

Val

Don't you know what farmers wear on their bottoms?? It's a win win thing it is errrmmmm well never mind your too young.