NEW YEAR CRUISE OFF WE GO!!!

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  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Well i missed out on the party & fancy dress.
    Ive been looking for my cabin boy.Fancied a good massage. :wink:

    Ive even searched the bilges something strange happening down there :shock: but no sign of me cabin boy.
    I give up on men, strange creatures.

    someone needs to see whats going on in the bilges though i couldnt get out quick enough. Very strange noises. I hope Vals not had an accident with Trishers brolly down there :shock:
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh no Debs!!!!

    Not more trouble in the bilges again :shock: :shock: Good job Trish has her brolly.

    Sorry poor delboy couldn't get in with his spear, we would have vouched for him if we had known.

    Wonder where we will end up tomorrow?

    Chris aka Zena :wink:
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh Chris, Brollies & spears , the mind boggles. :shock:
    The last time i saw my cabin boy he said he wanted a ride on the back of trisher :shock:
    Think he meant her chair. :lol:
    But i havent seen him since.
    I'm not spending this relaxing cruise chasing a sex manic :wink:sorry Trish not you. :roll: OOHHH EERRR!!!
    Or bending to look under Trishers chair.
    we need the magic chair to get us out of trouble On our adventures.
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Don't worry Debs

    Trish has her oxygen tank if all else fails, she can whack people with that!!
    Do get yourself a more reliable cabin boy. There is plenty to choose from, am sure Joan wants you to enjoy the cruise without any snags along the way.
    Just off for a night cap in the bar, maybe Robbie will still be there, although I saw Mark Owen on telly last night and am now wavering? Decisions, decisions, :lol:
    Chris aka Zena,
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Chris, i'll swap Peter Andre for Robbie any day. HEEELLLLOOOOWWW Robbie.
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Go for it girl! If only we could get him to ditch the girlfriend eh!
    He certainly has the nice down to earth sense of humour some other celebs don't eh! and he can sing a bit too. I love the swing album best.
    Chris who is lovin being Zena if only for one night!!!!
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh Chris, did you see Ant & Dec with Robbie? :lol:
    They did it to him 4yrs back & i pmsl best bit of xmas telly going. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I Didnt like him on x factor he looked wasted but so did Whitney. :shock:
    I dont like drugs, It ruins people but pop stars can get them so easy.Money the route of all evil. Thats why ive never had any :wink:
    we have to fight for our meds for legitamet reasons.
    debs ( who's due for bed )
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Wow Jan get you :shock:
    lovin the new outfit

    Yes Debs wasn't it good eh! Think poor Robbie is just crippled with nerves trying to make a comeback on X Factor etc. I don't think/hope he is on drugs now. Poor guy does struggle with the black dog I think.
    You take care sleep well.
    Chris aka Zena
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    DEBS

    Mind my gadgets, while your looking. I have got my grabber if we need it. If your cabin boy is in the bilges we can hook him out don't worry.

    Trish xx
  • joyful164
    joyful164 Member Posts: 2,401
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Morning Debs, Jan, Trisha, everyone
    Missed the FANCY Dress Party.
    Never Mind.
    Anyone fancy a run round the ship. I've already done 3 laps.
    Fancy at game of table tennis next.

    Gosh that massage did me the world of good last night.
    I think she has waved her magic wand this time, was that you Jan
    Anyway
    Can anyone tell me where we are???????????
    I'm all at sea :?:

    Joy
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 2. Jan 2010, 13:08
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    GOOD MORNING SHIPMATES

    I see that some of you were up late last night, enjoying your fantasies of Robbie, Sawyer etc. :!: :!: Good for you :!: That's what this cruise is all about. We all need a fantasy or two to see us through the winter, or through life, for that matter.

    Now we are heading across the Atlantic towards the Caribbean and the West Indies. I thought you would like to go somewhere warm, where you will be able to wear your bikinis. ( that should hold the attention of the cap'n and Delboy at least :!: )


    Anyway, while the SkylARC wends its way across the Atlantic, enjoy today on board. Pamper yourself with a spa treatment, watch a film in the cinema. I can recommend Nowhere Boy, about the young John Lennon, a super film. Go for a swim in the pool, read a good book, just chill out. Most of all, have fun :!: :D:D

    Joan
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I've had a huge breakfast, roamed round the shops, done two laps round the deck and I'm ready for anything!
    Have we anyone on board who can give me a foot massage? Think I'll have that and a pedicure and then a hot stone massage all over......now where did I put my mini-bikini? Mmmmmm, must have a scout round for that later...........

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    rehab44 wrote:
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    rehab44 wrote:
    Give us a break! I have just got out of bed, what more do you want?


    everything!!! 8) :lol:
    I love it when you talk dirty! Pass the word amongst the passengers that The Captain will be touring all the cabins selling a new line in rings. Brand new at a very reasonable price.. but wait!.. there is more! Buy three and and you get a free fitting..YES! a free fitting by the Captain himself

    The things I have to do to earn a buck.. (yes that's right..buck!) :shock:

    Hi Cap'n

    Three rings :!: :!: Why, should I have three :?: :?:

    I can't cope with this :!: :shock: :shock:
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  • bobbid
    bobbid Member Posts: 85
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I see Rehab is Lord of the Rings - is he a Hobbit?
    Would Rehab like to measure me up to be fitted with a pair of rings? I am not sure about the third ring - my is very sensitive!
    BobbiD
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Now I REALLY can't cope :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Neither can I Joan, what's more, I seem to have lost the plot (again). How about we toddle off to the bar and have a little drinkie or two and try to forget?

    They're on me!

    Annie
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Did they take the thread away(about the rings!)Does that mean I have been banished from the forum for having a ring in a funny place!
    If you get your magnet out I might find myself aboard the cruise ship!
    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    annie_mial wrote:
    Neither can I Joan, what's more, I seem to have lost the plot (again). How about we toddle off to the bar and have a little drinkie or two and try to forget?

    They're on me!

    Annie

    Hi Annie

    Thanks for rescuing me :!: :!: A drink in the bar is just what I need :!:

    A large G and T might restore my sanity :!: :!: :lol:
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oooooh, Elizabeth, I'm sure no-one wants to banish you.......I certainly don't (where's my big magnet) but pleeeeese don't start me off again.............my mind was seething with unanswerable questions and I'm trying to forget 'em!

    Annie
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    They took the thread away so I dont know what happened!!!!!!!!!

    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    A large G and T coming up Joan, my usual brandy and ginger for me, do we want some nibbles to go with them? I would mind some roasted cashew nuts....

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    tkachev wrote:
    Did they take the thread away(about the rings!)Does that mean I have been banished from the forum for having a ring in a funny place!
    If you get your magnet out I might find myself aboard the cruise ship!
    Elizabeth

    Hi Elizabeth

    I didn't see that thread, but I think I've had enough of rings in funny places for now :!: :!:

    I thought you were already on the cruise, but no need for a magnet. I'll send the helicopter for you. Much more dignified, and comfortable. :!: :lol:

    Have you got any requests for your cabin :?: It can be as luxurious and fantastic as you like.

    Joan
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  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    oh great...a Morrocan style cabin please with big soft cushions and a man to feed me grapes!

    Thanks Joan.....
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • jean123
    jean123 Member Posts: 642
    edited 2. Jan 2010, 12:57
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    Nobody is banned, but so many people were asking when it was going to be pulled, that I didn't want to disappoint you all.

    Seriously, we have young children with arthritis who browse the forums, as well as adults who might not find it quite the thing, and we need to be sure that everyone is comfortable on the site.

    Jean123
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Thank you Jean. I was just thinking of abandoning ship :!: :!: I couldn't have said it better myself.
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