BOOKINGS BEING TAKEN FOR CRUISE NUMBER 3

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  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    That won't do Joan he will have to ditch her. This is your cruise so we will dump her overboard with Trish's magic brolly.

    Sorry I'm a bit late checking in but thanks for saving me a cabin.
    Did Alan D Lord get here eventually? I'm confused as haven't read back far enough yet.

    Anyway hope Robbie will join us again and if Maud hasn't bagged him first can I please have her funny ad man as my manservant with or without his aftershave. :D

    Just off to find the bar!!

    Chris :wink:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Right Hi All

    I'm here ready to board. There are my cases. I've bought wheelchair gadgets incase we need them.

    Chris

    You did not have to worry, I had booked you and Val on here. I knew you both would come.

    Nice to be seeing Robbie. Just been watching him at the Brit Awards. Just got around to seeing it.

    Here's my ticket Joan is my room in the same place?

    Trish x
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Still waiting for Alan D Lord, Chris.........I think.

    Trish, check - parachute?
    bottle opener?
    rockets on rear?
    swivelling mirrors?
    extra fold-down seat on back?
    detachable snow-plough?
    forks, spades, pickaxes?

    ........and the rest.

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    rehab44 wrote:
    Hello Number one, are you wearing that frock just for me? the last time I saw a cleavage like that I was about to abseil across it in the Pyrenees, :shock: tasty.......now where were we? I will check the itinerary with Alan D Lords personal assistant later

    Ha ha ha Rehab

    Did not know you got a clevage like that when you abseiled the Pyrenees. :shock:

    Is that the only time you see it :)

    Trish whose mind is all aboggling and other things but I won't mention them
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    annie_mial wrote:
    Still waiting for Alan D Lord, Chris.........I think.

    Trish, check - parachute?
    bottle opener?
    rockets on rear?
    swivelling mirrors?
    extra fold-down seat on back?
    detachable snow-plough?
    forks, spades, pickaxes?

    ........and the rest.

    Annie[/quote

    Umbrella Annie, saved our lives on the first cruise and my prodder
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Ooops, forgot the prodder, Trish - an electric cattle prod would do nicely.....think Cris has got one.

    Just keep the brolly away from Val.

    Chris and Jan, thank you. The builders is lovely...........just want to sit and chill for a minute..........

    Annie
  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    The bottle opener (and drinker) is here :-)

    All ready to board, couldn't shake off my daughters, I'm afraid, they've come with me so I'll be ditching them on unsuspecting folks cme evening time!

    Nx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Wait a minute or two I have to go on a mission.


    Two hours later Trish returns to the Cruise.

    Hi Joan

    You are ok now you have Jude all to yourself now Sienna has gone now Joan. :D Everything is hunky dorrey now.

    Trish xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    well here we go again where was it we were headed do i get t sit on the captains knee (oops mean table) shall i get my slinky dress out and high heals only fetched 3 cases so might have to do some shopping
    val
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Trish where did you park that woman? I really, really need to know so that I can say I don't know and suggest somewhere different.............

    Annie
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Best NOT to know Annie but she did have her brolly when she disappeared. :roll: :roll:

    Hi Jan, Nina, Val
    Hey good point must do some shopping for heels we can wear them here :D

    Chris :wink:
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    chris7 wrote:
    Best NOT to know Annie but she did have her brolly when she disappeared. :roll: :roll:

    Hi Jan, Nina, Val
    Hey good point must do some shopping for heels we can wear them here :D

    Chris :wink:
    mine 4inch lol never worn them that high in my life
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    pixyandfaries wrote:
    ok ok stop the boat!! you forgot me!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

    Hi Jan

    It's OK, we're not setting off until tomorrow :!: Do you want that Sawyer man again, or have you gone off him :?:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    ninakang wrote:
    The bottle opener (and drinker) is here :-)

    All ready to board, couldn't shake off my daughters, I'm afraid, they've come with me so I'll be ditching them on unsuspecting folks cme evening time!

    Nx

    Hi Nina, Ellen, Simie and Jassie. Nice to see you all :!: :!:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    hi all do you think we should pop ashore and party or do you think we should just raid the bar here after dinner we could have plenty to get us in the mood l055.gif
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    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    trisher wrote:
    Wait a minute or two I have to go on a mission.


    Two hours later Trish returns to the Cruise.

    Hi Joan

    You are ok now you have Jude all to yourself now Sienna has gone now Joan. :D Everything is hunky dorrey now.

    Trish xx

    Thanks for ditching that Sienna woman for me, Trisher. What did you do with her, throw her overboard or pass her on to Fat Kev :?:

    If it's Italian names Jude likes, I will rename myself Florence :!:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Joan

    You have Jude Law all to yourself now.

    I picked up Sienna and droppd her off at Paul Mac's ex :D

    They can have a nice chat while you have Jude with you.

    Trish
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    joanlawson wrote:
    trisher wrote:
    Wait a minute or two I have to go on a mission.


    Two hours later Trish returns to the Cruise.

    Hi Joan

    You are ok now you have Jude all to yourself now Sienna has gone now Joan. :D Everything is hunky dorrey now.

    Trish xx

    Thanks for ditching that Sienna woman for me, Trisher. What did you do with her, throw her overboard or pass her on to Fat Kev :?:

    If it's Italian names Jude likes, I will rename myself Florence :!:

    is that the screams i heard then suddenly they stopped and what is that plank doing strapped to the deck sticking out in to the sea??????
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    valval wrote:
    hi all do you think we should pop ashore and party or do you think we should just raid the bar here after dinner we could have plenty to get us in the mood l055.gif
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    Hi Val

    Party on here, if anyone is sick they just hang over the side of the boat. Much better than on the floor.

    Hey I like your dress, you look nice. Did you want anyone to sing to you or any other requests you want.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    valval wrote:
    hi all do you think we should pop ashore and party or do you think we should just raid the bar here after dinner we could have plenty to get us in the mood l055.gif
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    No point in going ashore, Val. We've got everything here :!: Anyway, it's cold outside.

    Is that Alan D. Lord I see before me :?:

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    He moves so well :!: :!:
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Please could Fat Kev pour me a pina colada in a bucket full of pineapple and coconut - I will be back shortly.....

    Annie
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    rehab44 wrote:
    Anyway its nearly 8pm, the cocktail hour. Fat Kev willl once again regale us with stories of his willy :shock:

    that suits me well the drinks will not hear fat kev over the music who going to sing.
    trisher do you want me to give you a twirl love this dress
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Could I have a JD and coke please, waiter o and a pineapple juice on the side.

    Trish
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    rehab44 wrote:
    Anyway its nearly 8pm, the cocktail hour. Fat Kev willl once again regale us with stories of his willy :shock:

    But will- y or won't -y, that is the question :?: Anyway, I thought he was busy posing for Joy to paint :!: Or was that Mell :?: He has been suspiciously quiet tonight :!: :shock:
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
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    pixyandfaries wrote:
    joanlawson wrote:
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    ok ok stop the boat!! you forgot me!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

    Hi Jan

    It's OK, we're not setting off until tomorrow :!: Do you want that Sawyer man again, or have you gone off him :?:

    :shock: gone orf him!! ya gotta be kidding ! evan my eldest daughter brought me round a poster of him on friday! :lol:
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    can see what you see in him looks like rehab
    val
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