Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club
joanlawson
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Hi
Are you slightly batty, barmy, cuckoo, daft and dippy, nutty as fruitcake, and generally mad as a hatter :?: :?:
Then join our new forum club: The Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club ( Thanks to Tony for the name )
Aim of the club.......... to post anything silly, absurd, or ridiculous to raise a smile, grin, or even uncontrollable laughter
Joan
Are you slightly batty, barmy, cuckoo, daft and dippy, nutty as fruitcake, and generally mad as a hatter :?: :?:
Then join our new forum club: The Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club ( Thanks to Tony for the name )
Aim of the club.......... to post anything silly, absurd, or ridiculous to raise a smile, grin, or even uncontrollable laughter
Joan
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First off...
A poem
An ode to art:
Some say that art is there to see
but all I see is you and me
Oh, the flies, it's those we spies
those manky flies, hope they dies!
Oooh, they have all died, dead as a fart
why the hell is that called art?
Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Count me in Joan i'm in need of a good laugh , I just had one on the forum, I asked about a medication i have been given . A lovely lady replyed and said she had tried it but it gave her a stutter . I know its not funny but it really made me laugh thinking i might get it OMG what next. ....jilly0
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:shock:Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
tjt6768 wrote:First off...
A poem
An ode to art:
Some say that art is there to see
but all I see is you and me
Oh, the flies, it's those we spies
those manky flies, hope they dies!
Oooh, they have all died, dead as a fart
why the hell is that called art?
Brilliant :!: You're definitely mad as a hatter, Tony, so you can be president of the club0 -
jilly wrote:Count me in Joan i'm in need of a good laugh , I just had one on the forum, I asked about a medication i have been given . A lovely lady replyed and said she had tried it but it gave her a stutter . I know its not funny but it really made me laugh thinking i might get it OMG what next. ....jilly
Welcome to the club, jilly0 -
Ta Joan...
For anyone who didn't see it, the poem was dedicated to a certain, so called piece of art which involved maggots and flies, wonderful.... :shock:
Another poem
My Cat Is Fat
I have this cat, he's white & fat
wonder how he'd look in a cowboy hat
maybe I could try him in an a tartan kilt
do ya think one that small has ever been built?!
His belly sways around with every step he takes
I often wonder if he's sneaking sweets and cakes
He cries like a jessy when it's time to be fed
then he gets his lazy **** straight back to his bed
Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Is this him, Tony :?:
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This is the inspiration for all of my madness, insanity and general wibblyness.....
The wonderful and eccentric Ivor Cutler:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fA184R6EA
I'm happy, I'm happy, PUNCH!! :shock:
Joan, where was he, little **** was in his bed snoring a minute ago :eek: :???:Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
My cat has now brought out his own excersise video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ7tE2zyFkw&NR=1
:shock:Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Tony that cat poem could be written for my OH minus the cat bit of course
Yes count me in, im as nutty as a fruit cake & twice as thick :shock:
debs0 -
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This was sent to me by a friend.
Why men should ( or shouldn't ) write advice columns.
Dear Jim,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.
When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter!
I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months.
He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Beatrice
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Dear Beatrice,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
Jim0 -
hi am as mad as a hatter drink lots of tea but can not paint or write so will join and reat what others post
thankd 4 having me in the mad house valval0 -
loved the cat poem tony
juliepf x0 -
Hi Del, Val, Debs, Jilly and Julie
You are all welcome to the Arthuristic Club
Here's your official Mad Hatter's hat. Wear it with pride :!:
Joan0 -
joanlawson wrote:
You can get a ministry of silly walks T-shirt. I was tempted to get one for Christmas as very appropriate for some of us.
Actually though I have seen someone take the mickey out of me(pre THR) and it wasn't very nice.
ElizabethNever be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life
Define yourself........
Harvey Fierstein0 -
You know you're getting on a bit when..............
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
You get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.
You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
Conversations with people your own age often become a duel of ailments.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory
Before crossing a room you look both ways.
Every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
Joan0 -
tkachev wrote:joanlawson wrote:
You can get a ministry of silly walks T-shirt. I was tempted to get one for Christmas as very appropriate for some of us.
Actually though I have seen someone take the mickey out of me(pre THR) and it wasn't very nice.
Elizabeth
Hi Elizabeth
I hope you are joining the club.
I hadn't thought of the Ministry of Silly Walks as being appropriate to some of us. I just think that John Cleese is so funny to watch in the video, and it's classic Monty Python. It makes me laugh every time.
Joan0 -
Julie Walters in Two Soups
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6aYLOf8CUQ
Victoria Wood............Let's do it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCIKjYDf1g0 -
Hi Tinks
You don't have to post on this thread to be a member. You can just read and enjoy, so I'm making you a member. Anyway, I know that you are a bit nutty ( in a nice way ) Here's your hat:
Good luck with the poetry
Joan0 -
This sounds like my kind of club , please say I can join too . My main claim to eccentricity is that I got my daughter in law to paint my loo purple and further decorated the room by hanging 9 paintings in there ; do you think that's enough for membership ? Jillyb0
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Hi Jilly, I think as president of this club I can grant you membership, as long as your ad daft as a badger...
Lol
Welcome aboard the hms inanity, destination.... God knows..
Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Thanks , Tony , I promise to uphold the rules of the club with my lost the plot senior moments ! Jillyb0
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jillyb1 wrote:Thanks , Tony , I promise to uphold the rules of the club with my lost the plot senior moments ! Jillyb
Hi Jilly
Anyone who paints a loo purple is more than qualified to join the club. I'm intrigued to know what the 9 paintings were of :shock:
Here's your hat0 -
I should think they were all paintings of me, her president Joan :roll:
Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0
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