Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club

joanlawson

Hi

Are you slightly batty, barmy, cuckoo, daft and dippy, nutty as fruitcake, and generally mad as a hatter :?: :?:

Then join our new forum club: The Mad Hatter's Arthuristic Club ( Thanks to Tony for the name )

Aim of the club.......... to post anything silly, absurd, or ridiculous to raise a smile, grin, or even uncontrollable laughter

Joan

tjt6768

First off...
A poem

An ode to art:

Some say that art is there to see
but all I see is you and me
Oh, the flies, it's those we spies
those manky flies, hope they dies!
Oooh, they have all died, dead as a fart
why the hell is that called art?

jilly

Count me in Joan i'm in need of a good laugh , I just had one on the forum, I asked about a medication i have been given . A lovely lady replyed and said she had tried it but it gave her a stutter . I know its not funny but it really made me laugh thinking i might get it OMG what next. ....jilly

tjt6768

:shock:

joanlawson

tjt6768 wrote:

First off...
A poem

An ode to art:

Some say that art is there to see
but all I see is you and me
Oh, the flies, it's those we spies
those manky flies, hope they dies!
Oooh, they have all died, dead as a fart
why the hell is that called art?

Brilliant :!: You're definitely mad as a hatter, Tony, so you can be president of the club

joanlawson

jilly wrote:

Count me in Joan i'm in need of a good laugh , I just had one on the forum, I asked about a medication i have been given . A lovely lady replyed and said she had tried it but it gave her a stutter . I know its not funny but it really made me laugh thinking i might get it OMG what next. ....jilly

Welcome to the club, jilly

tjt6768

Ta Joan...
For anyone who didn't see it, the poem was dedicated to a certain, so called piece of art which involved maggots and flies, wonderful.... :shock:

Another poem
My Cat Is Fat
I have this cat, he's white & fat
wonder how he'd look in a cowboy hat
maybe I could try him in an a tartan kilt
do ya think one that small has ever been built?!
His belly sways around with every step he takes
I often wonder if he's sneaking sweets and cakes
He cries like a jessy when it's time to be fed
then he gets his lazy **** straight back to his bed

joanlawson

Is this him, Tony :?:

tjt6768

This is the inspiration for all of my madness, insanity and general wibblyness.....
The wonderful and eccentric Ivor Cutler:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fA184R6EA
I'm happy, I'm happy, PUNCH!! :shock:

Joan, where was he, little **** was in his bed snoring a minute ago :eek: :???:

tjt6768

My cat has now brought out his own excersise video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ7tE2zyFkw&NR=1
:shock:

minky67

Tony that cat poem could be written for my OH minus the cat bit of course

Yes count me in, im as nutty as a fruit cake & twice as thick :shock:
debs

joanlawson

Monty Python, Ministry of Silly Walks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8FrqZ3EVE

joanlawson

This was sent to me by a friend.

Why men should ( or shouldn't ) write advice columns.

Dear Jim,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.
When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter!
I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months.
He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Beatrice
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Beatrice,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,

Jim

valval

hi am as mad as a hatter drink lots of tea but can not paint or write so will join and reat what others post

thankd 4 having me in the mad house val

julie47

loved the cat poem tony

juliepf x

joanlawson

Hi Del, Val, Debs, Jilly and Julie

You are all welcome to the Arthuristic Club

Here's your official Mad Hatter's hat. Wear it with pride :!:



Joan

tkachev

joanlawson wrote:

Monty Python, Ministry of Silly Walks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8FrqZ3EVE

You can get a ministry of silly walks T-shirt. I was tempted to get one for Christmas as very appropriate for some of us.
Actually though I have seen someone take the mickey out of me(pre THR) and it wasn't very nice.

Elizabeth

joanlawson

You know you're getting on a bit when..............

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up

The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.

You get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.

You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.

Your new easy chair has more options than your car.

Conversations with people your own age often become a duel of ailments.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory

Before crossing a room you look both ways.

Every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

Joan

joanlawson

tkachev wrote:

joanlawson wrote:

Monty Python, Ministry of Silly Walks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8FrqZ3EVE

You can get a ministry of silly walks T-shirt. I was tempted to get one for Christmas as very appropriate for some of us.
Actually though I have seen someone take the mickey out of me(pre THR) and it wasn't very nice.

Elizabeth

Hi Elizabeth

I hope you are joining the club.
I hadn't thought of the Ministry of Silly Walks as being appropriate to some of us. I just think that John Cleese is so funny to watch in the video, and it's classic Monty Python. It makes me laugh every time.

Joan

joanlawson

Julie Walters in Two Soups

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6aYLOf8CUQ

Victoria Wood............Let's do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCIKjYDf1g

joanlawson

Hi Tinks

You don't have to post on this thread to be a member. You can just read and enjoy, so I'm making you a member. Anyway, I know that you are a bit nutty ( in a nice way ) Here's your hat:



Good luck with the poetry

Joan

jillyb1

This sounds like my kind of club , please say I can join too . My main claim to eccentricity is that I got my daughter in law to paint my loo purple and further decorated the room by hanging 9 paintings in there ; do you think that's enough for membership ? Jillyb

tjt6768

Hi Jilly, I think as president of this club I can grant you membership, as long as your ad daft as a badger...
Lol

Welcome aboard the hms inanity, destination.... God knows..

jillyb1

Thanks , Tony , I promise to uphold the rules of the club with my lost the plot senior moments ! Jillyb

joanlawson

jillyb1 wrote:

Thanks , Tony , I promise to uphold the rules of the club with my lost the plot senior moments ! Jillyb

Hi Jilly

Anyone who paints a loo purple is more than qualified to join the club. I'm intrigued to know what the 9 paintings were of :shock:

Here's your hat

tjt6768

I should think they were all paintings of me, her president Joan :roll: